So the Westboro Baptist Church is coming to my school next month.

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Originally Posted by mech

Go to school in a wheelchair and have people say you're mute and hold a sign up that says "What did I do wrong god?".

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^ Or mooning kissing and whatwhat

Let them know you appreciate their love for America by them practicing free speech.

Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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Originally Posted by itszutak

Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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Another idea: Get some guys to dress up as Abe Lincoln, pack yourselves into an appropriate vehicle (car for a few people, bus for many), drive up to the protest, pour out of the car/van/bus, and do a dance routine to Gay Bar.

I've got something to put in you,

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR WOOOW!

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

Another idea: Get some guys to dress up as Abe Lincoln, pack yourselves into an appropriate vehicle (car for a few people, bus for many), drive up to the protest, pour out of the car/van/bus, and do a dance routine to Gay Bar.

I've got something to put in you,

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR WOOOW!

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This, but with more then a few guys. Try to get as many guys as you can to help you, try to make the counter...dance as big as possible.

Best option: Get an FM transmitter, get as many cars as possible, park right next to the Westboro Church's protest, have everyone turn up their volume to max with their car doors open, use the FM transmitter to sync all of the cars, then you should all dance on top of the cars.

Then film it and post it on Youtube for all of us to see.

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Originally Posted by teh lag

Suggestions? :tehlag:

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loaded rifle, plenty of ammunition

surely they don't count as human beings, you should be able to get away with it

or what p0lar said

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Originally Posted by itszutak

Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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most likely suggestion for success right here.

Tell them that they have no right to condemn and that God is not pleased with their methods and what they say. God disagrees with what we do and etc, but he doesn't hate us at all. He loves everyone the same. I honestly disapprove of this church. They are WAY to crooked and are overly radical, taking the Bible out of context to justify their own hatred. You could always dish out the bible on them and tell them all of the sections that scream God loves everyone. They're called Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

Also, tell them that hypocrites who false teach and more overly blasphemy God (because they aren't preaching the RIGHT stuff and therefore are making a bad image of God) will in the end go to Hell.

Whatever you do, DO NOT scream anything along the lines of God not existing. It'll just cause a conundrum and feed their decrepit vigor. Basically, they'll try to condemn you and it'll annoy you to no end.

Where is this church from anyways to think of this stuff?

Make a crucifix. Out of dildos.