ry ry forever i know its only distance but it feels just like the end says (10:20 PM):
i wish
i could clone myself and have sex with myself
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ry ry forever i know its only distance but it feels just like the end says (10:20 PM):
i wish
i could clone myself and have sex with myself
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Mech, you are successful. :(
Mass, Snaf and I were discussing the SUPER MEGA UBER TOP SECRET details of the BCE plot, and we got a little sidetracked.
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roboplawar (12:52:17 AM): In fact, I'm very interested in hearing what you come up with in the absence of my buzzkill
mass123123123 (12:52:45 AM): yeeeaaahhh
PharoaheZephyrus (12:52:46 AM): we could make it like rob's penis, short but stable
PharoaheZephyrus (12:52:52 AM): oh he's still here...
roboplawar (12:52:55 AM): and unused
roboplawar (12:53:06 AM): or conversely
roboplawar (12:53:11 AM): misused hundreds of times
mass123123123 (12:53:25 AM): but I don't want the structure to have like one prominent purple vein
mass123123123 (12:53:30 AM): and none others
roboplawar (12:53:34 AM): ew.
mass123123123 (12:53:40 AM): you said it
roboplawar (12:53:49 AM): said what
PharoaheZephyrus (12:53:53 AM): oh my fuckin lol
roboplawar (12:53:59 AM): i said my penis has one prominent purple vein?
mass123123123 (12:54:08 AM): what should be said in response to your penis
roboplawar (12:54:15 AM): you're like 14
mass123123123 (12:54:18 AM): namely "ew."
roboplawar (12:54:24 AM): if i said that, it's sexual harrassement
roboplawar (12:54:26 AM): (sp?)
roboplawar (12:54:30 AM): fucking double letters
mass123123123 (12:54:37 AM): I'm like 16
roboplawar (12:54:43 AM): same difference
mass123123123 (12:54:44 AM): and no, your just a wierdo
mass123123123 (12:54:50 AM): you're
PharoaheZephyrus (12:54:58 AM): lol
roboplawar (12:54:59 AM): Snaf, I'm sorry you had to see this
roboplawar (12:55:06 AM): I didn't mean to hurt you
roboplawar (12:55:10 AM): it's nothing, really
roboplawar (12:55:14 AM): it's just meaningless sex
mass123123123 (12:55:17 AM): my ability to spell that correctly is directlu proportional to the lateness of night
roboplawar (12:55:19 AM): you know you're the one for me, baby
roboplawar (12:55:25 AM): snaf? don't leave me! I need you!
PharoaheZephyrus (12:55:31 AM): totally lol'in
roboplawar (12:56:31 AM): i'm not gay
mass123123123 (12:56:33 AM): maybe we should fill the bottom of the dome with giant pubes
roboplawar (12:56:41 AM): i just act that way to get pussy, dumbass
PharoaheZephyrus (12:56:49 AM): hahahaha
roboplawar (12:57:54 AM): well, i can see this is a productive discussion
mass123123123 (12:57:54 AM): rob I hope you don't do anything to get pussy
roboplawar (12:58:03 AM): i work out
mass123123123 (12:58:07 AM): because that just means you've failed at more things
roboplawar (12:58:08 AM): I've got massive biceps now
roboplawar (12:58:23 AM): 10" circumference
roboplawar (12:58:25 AM): booyah
roboplawar (12:58:32 AM): I can bench 70 lbs, easy!
PharoaheZephyrus (12:58:39 AM): xD
mass123123123 (12:58:49 AM): oh my
PharoaheZephyrus (12:58:50 AM): oh thanks for reminding me i gotta do 50 situps tonight
roboplawar (12:58:57 AM): I can also do like five thousand jumping jacks
PharoaheZephyrus (12:59:28 AM): holy FUCK rob is superman
roboplawar (12:59:35 AM): shhhhh!
mass123123123 (12:59:39 AM): I just do strength-training my school makes me do
roboplawar (12:59:40 AM): don't say that out loud!
roboplawar (12:59:47 AM): you trying to blow my secret identity?
roboplawar (1:00:04 AM): because, actually, my secret identity wouldn't mind getting blown
roboplawar (1:00:07 AM): i'm so lonely...
PharoaheZephyrus (1:00:15 AM): lol
PharoaheZephyrus (1:00:34 AM): i hear shotguns blow things pretty good!
mass123123123 (1:01:02 AM): yep
mass123123123 (1:01:21 AM): nothing shows you have balls of steel like pumping them with balls of lead
PharoaheZephyrus (1:01:28 AM): i'm going to poop, brb
mass123123123 (1:01:40 AM): sounds fun
roboplawar (1:01:41 AM): snaf says that when i ride him too hard
mass123123123 (1:01:56 AM): be right back?
mass123123123 (1:02:11 AM): damn Rob, you drive him out of the room
mass123123123 (1:02:19 AM): with regularity
mass123123123 (1:02:29 AM): :/
roboplawar (1:02:33 AM): i know
roboplawar (1:02:37 AM): i'm just too much man for him
roboplawar (1:02:41 AM): it's kind of sad, really
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<Swede> I wonder what God was thinking when He created man...
<Alkazar51> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD...
i said that about 2 moths ago on this here very forum :downs:
heh.
chatting with mass about the cold war/nukes/norad/the current threat/the need for bunker busters
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mass123123123 (3:02:24 PM): no besides us is so paranoid as to hollow out a mountain
actually, we were talking about the lack thereof.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
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