GOD, you have no idea how much I love people being beat the fuck up in gifs.
February 19th, 2010, 12:27 AM
Heathen
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So its Epic Beard Man.
Obnoxious black dude starts getting all ghetto on some old white dude who is apparently "74" years old. He swings at him and then Epic Beard Man beats the fuck out of him.
Most satisfying one sided fight ever.
after the fight, the dude needed an ampalamps.
February 19th, 2010, 12:33 AM
ICEE
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Epic beard man may even be greater than epic sword guy. But that is a fight we will never witness
February 19th, 2010, 12:48 AM
Heathen
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apparently, Crazy Vietnam Tom (as he is known around oakland) has been around for a while. About 74 years actually.
When the video begins, it appears that some sort of verbal confrontation has already taken place.
Black man: …AC Transit
Bruso: Let’s get back to business. How much you charge me for a spit-shine?
Black man: what?
Bruso: How much you charge me for my Stacy Adams? I’m going to a funeral on Friday…You said you… [note: Stacy Adams are a brand of shoe.]
Black man: Did you get what I said just now?
Bruso: Yes
Black man: Why a brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
Bruso: You offered!
Black man: I didn’t offer you shit.
Bruso: What’d you just say when you walked by me?
Black man: I said why, why a fuckin’ brother gotta spit-shine your shoes?
Bruso: You don’t have to!
Black man: Why a white man can’t spit-shine –
Bruso: [interrupting] – It could be a Chinaman! It don’t matter!
Black man: Look dude…
Bruso: I ain’t prejudice! What? You think I’m prejudice!
We interject here due to comments stating that Bruso is telling the truth about not being racist, and that he may have actually received a shoe-shine from another black man, which angered the black man in the video. This is not the case. As can be heard in the video, Bruso states that he is going to a funeral in the near future and is asking the black man for a shoe-shine. Because the video begins mid-conversation, it is not clear to the viewer how shoe-shining was brought up. This allows for the possibility that the black man may have instigated the conflict by offering to shine Mr. Bruso’s shoes (whether with genuine or sarcastic intent) but to assert this would be mere speculation.
The trope of the black shoe-shine boy is one with a deep history of placing African Americans in yet another role of servitude. An example of this can be found in the story of the 73-year-old Colorado Department of Transportation worker who, in 2009, emailed a doctored picture of President Obama shining Sarah Palin’s shoes, adding “it appears he has found his niche.” (reference: Huffington Post)
Furthermore, Bruso’s casual use of the word Chinaman denotes his ignorance of other races.
Black man: [pointing toward front of bus] Take your ass back up there and get the fuck out my face right now.
Bruso: Why you being so hostile, man?
Black man: ‘Cause. I’m pissed off.
Bruso: Well its better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Black man: Take your ass up there right now
Bruso: [standing to go to the front] You ain’t scarin’ this white boy. I’m 67 years old. You ain’t scarin’ me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: [now, also standing] I’m 50.
Bruso: You ain’t scared of me. You ain’t scarin’ me.
Black man: I’ll put my foot up your ass.
Bruso: No you won’t! No you won’t!
Another passenger makes remarks. Bruso moves to the front of the bus as the two exchange threats to whoop each other’s asses. Although Bruso has physically distanced himself, he continues the verbal conflict.
Bruso: You won’t do nothin’ to me! [then something unintelligible]
Black man: Say it again! [then something unintelligible as woman who was filming talks over him]
Iyanna Washington: Say it again! Say it again, Pinky!
The black man begins walking to the front of the bus.
Someone off camera whom many allege is Iyanna Washington: Beat his white ass! Whoop his ass!
Another passenger: Leave him alone!
The two men seem to be speaking to one another at the front of the bus, but cannot be heard over the noise from the rest of the passengers.
Iyanna Washington: It ain’t worth it, blood, it ain’t worth it.
The black man begins walking back to his seat as other passengers continue to comment.
Black man: I’d put my foot up your ass.
Bruso: I see tough guys like you and I slap the shit out of them.
Black man: What?!
Another passenger: Stop it!
The black man walks to the front again to continue the confrontation.
At 1:40, the black man lunges at Bruso, being the first to elevate the conflict to physical violence when he attempts to strike him in the chest, but the blow is mostly deflected by Bruso’s arm.
Bruso stands up and punches the black man in the face repeatedly. At least 9 punches can be seen, then the camera moves too much to get a clear view.
At 1:51 the black man can be seen shielding his face.
Bruso: Don’t fuck with me! He hit me! He fuckin’ hit me!
As can be seen earlier in the video, the black man attempted to either hit or shove him, but failed to connect.
Epic Beard Man exits the bus.
Bruso: He fuckin’ hit me first! He hit me in the face! [unintelligible] – self defense!
Bruso was not hit, nor was the attempted punch directed at his face.
At 2:07, blood spatter is visible on the seats of the bus.
At 2:22 Iyanna picks up a bag left by the old man.
Iyanna: Open that shit! laughs
Various passengers comment on what they’ve witnessed.
Iyanna: We can press charges, blood. I got in on videotape. He’s leakin’.
Black man: That motherfucker hit me. No no no no no.
Another passenger: Did he break your teeth?
Black man: No. Bring an ambulance.
Because of the man’s bleeding, injured face, his pronunciation of the word “Ambulance” has been misheard by many as either “bring M&M’s” or “bring amber lamps.”
Then there are some more remarks from various passengers, and the scene ends with a shot of a bench reading “Keep our city clean & safe. Do your part.”
February 19th, 2010, 12:52 AM
ExAm
Re: Pictures Funny Random
Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
So its Epic Beard Man.
Obnoxious black dude starts getting all ghetto on some old white dude who is apparently "74" years old. He swings at him and then Epic Beard Man beats the fuck out of him.
Most satisfying one sided fight ever.
after the fight, the dude needed an amalance.
I think he said he was 67
February 19th, 2010, 01:06 AM
Heathen
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Woah, damn. Big mistake. Yeah, he is 67 and the other guy is 50.
Yeh, its like if the skinheads/neonazi's blew up some shit in Russia, and Russia went apeshit on the US.
February 19th, 2010, 06:31 PM
Warsaw
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Except that the picture isn't actually accurate. We went apeshit on Afghanistan first. :downs:
February 19th, 2010, 06:34 PM
ICEE
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
Yeh, its like if the skinheads/neonazi's blew up some shit in Russia, and Russia went apeshit on the US.
and then a US general shoots some british soldiers... and then those soldiers buddies kill the general...
the end.
February 19th, 2010, 09:12 PM
Cortexian
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Who the fuck pulls their shirt off like and then winds up for a pussy ass slap like that? I'm assuming it was a slap because you can see his hand open while he's swinging forward, could of closed his fist before the hit but it still looks lame as hell.
You can't link images directly from 4chan, we just see the above.
Download and re-upload.
February 20th, 2010, 12:34 AM
CN3089
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Freelancer
You can't link images directly from 4chan, we just see the above.
Download and re-upload.
no don't
February 20th, 2010, 01:23 AM
paladin
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please do
February 20th, 2010, 01:02 PM
Chainsy
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Freelancer
Who the fuck pulls their shirt off like and then winds up for a pussy ass slap like that? I'm assuming it was a slap because you can see his hand open while he's swinging forward, could of closed his fist before the hit but it still looks lame as hell.
L2Fight.
You when you lose your airsoft gun in the mud after you crash your crappy jeep?:allears:
February 20th, 2010, 01:32 PM
LesserOf2Evils
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Sober me does not wish to repost the 4chan gif. So here is a SFW one.
You can't link directly from funnyjunk, all you see is the funnyjunk logo. Download and upload the images somewhere else.
February 21st, 2010, 03:31 PM
Heathen
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funny junk is still around? I remember this site in 4th grade or so.
February 21st, 2010, 03:54 PM
ODX
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Fixed it, I think?
February 21st, 2010, 04:11 PM
DEElekgolo
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February 21st, 2010, 04:30 PM
Heathen
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Lol, so no one thought those and drawn game covers were awesome like I did :[
And LOL at that sign dee, and that pokemon thing ODX.
February 21st, 2010, 04:42 PM
English Mobster
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I liked your videogame boxes... :saddowns:
Also, lol at the Pokemon poster. I need to show that one to a friend of mine; it's a combination of her two favorite things: internet jokes and Pokemon.
I assumed they're refering to that picture itself. Post these and the these is that picture the these are in. IDK, but that's the only way I can see how it would be funny without any other reference.
Blueberry is a KIRF of Blackberry devices...except they are actually pretty legit KIRFs, which makes it less funny than it might otherwise be.
February 25th, 2010, 05:36 PM
StankBacon
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pretty much every kirf is a cheaply made piece of shit, i dont see the blueberry being an exception.
February 25th, 2010, 05:53 PM
Warsaw
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Should be paying closer attention then. The KIRFers have been stepping up their game in the past year. They just don't typically end up in the US for obvious reasons.
Ashtrays are places to extinguish your cigarettes. If you shouldn't be smoking on the bridge, then you should extinguish your cigarette. Littering is bad, hence they've provided you with a convenient place to extinguish your cigarette in an environmentally friendly manner. It's not stupid, it's one of the smartest things I've seen today. Your post, on the other hand...
Ashtrays are places to extinguish your cigarettes. If you shouldn't be smoking on the bridge, then you should extinguish your cigarette. Littering is bad, hence they've provided you with a convenient place to extinguish your cigarette in an environmentally friendly manner. It's not stupid, it's one of the smartest things I've seen today. Your post, on the other hand...
Also this
To use the bridge your either coming from inside the airport or the parking garage. Which also says no smoking meaning you should not have had a cig lite to put it out when they get to the bridge.
