uncomfortable moments in life

This thread makes me lol.

while i was away at the beach with the GF i walked into the toilets only to hear a couple of gay men having sex in the cubicle next to me.
when i walked out traumatized i told my gf's friend, about 5 minutes later him and his boyfriend come around the corner and i point them out and say it was them.

they look at me stunned.
"but we go to class with him, we know him... we thought he just took good care of himself."
for the next 2 days we say him and his mate walk past to the toilets about 6 more times.

Oh and this thread.
i win it.

:smithicide:

http://www.llamajuice.com/img/ass%20error.jpg

The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.

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Originally Posted by blind

i love watching movies with a girl and their mother whilst fingering said girl

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I did that but swap mother for her best friend and her besty's bf :neckbeard:

Most uncomfortable would be the morning after that when we'd all gotten a room. I was in the middle of doing my thing down south while she did the same to me (with clothes on but still) when this guy i used to be mate with (he's a depressed drunk perverted retard these days, also a few years older and i hadn't seen him for years till the night before, he's her best mate's brother) shows up at the door like "WHAT, THE FUCK"

blankets were swiftly re-arranged and bodies untangled and re-aligned. I think he was still too drunk/hung over to realise what was actually going on though :v:

done that plenty of times blind, in fact my first girlfriend, any time we did anything we were within whispering distance from her parents.

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Originally Posted by rossmum

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.

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You're certain you're not my long lost brother? :raise:

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Originally Posted by Llama Juice

The dev's were uncomfortable when someone posted that image.

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Say Chucky, you feel a breeze :realsmug:?

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Originally Posted by Heathen

done that plenty of times blind, in fact my first girlfriend, any time we did anything we were within whispering distance from her parents.

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mr long hair im sure you can get decent girls which is why i am not sickened by your post as opposed to almost throwing up thinking of ginger boy doing this...

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Originally Posted by rossmum

it was also funny because people used to think i was gay, presumably because my main purpose in life wasn't to get smashed and hook up with randoms and then fuck disgusting scene sluts. should've seen the looks on their faces when i hooked up w/ my girlfriend at the time in the middle of the fucking b-ball courts. priceless.

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scene girls are bombs

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Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å

Oh and this thread.
i win it.

:smithicide:

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iono, donuts was pretty great