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The cunt had been avoiding me and had been using stealth tactics to get past me.
but this is the result of the on going search through the house
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The bin is relatively intact here just after the fly kick.
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A very annoyed zilla at 3 in the morning pissed off at a fruitless mouse hunt.
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While i was uploading the pics i heard him again in the kitchen.
stalking that shit like tom clancy Rainbow 6? fuck that shit rainbow pants i stalked up to the bin and axe kicked that fucker, but he survived and hid.

while i continued the search a rather bewildered dane rubs his sys and wanders out tryign to understand while i'm stalking around the house quietly in rainbow pants while everything, chairs bins and desks are overturned.
i explain the mouse.

At that second a flicker of movement caught the corner of my left eye. with peripheral vision half blurred from a couple days of binge drinking i whirl around pizza boxes get destroyed in the battle but i manage to hulk smash the cunt with my fist before he got under the fridge.

fucking POW bitches!
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i'm half covered in mouse blood at the moment.
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DIE FURRI


the Bins after.
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take note furfags. when it's 2 in the fucking morning DO NOT RUN ACCROSS MY KEYBOARD while i'm tlakign to p0lar or may god have mercy on your soul.
i know yes it's 2am but my computer is MY FUCKING COMPUTER
DONT FUCK WITH IT

I think I see some brains on there Zilla. Nice work.

Wow. Fucking destroyed.

Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: oh wow
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: he got destroyed
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i've left the blood splatter on the wall as a constant reminder to would be fucking mouses runnign accross my fucking keyboard
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you must've walloped him pretty bloody hard
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: yes i did
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: man
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: intestines and shti hanging out everywhere
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: :S
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: his organs are pretty coloyrs
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: colours even
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i usually let them go or set traps
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: i don't have it in me, i just can't whack a poor little mouse
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: :(
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: did i or did i no ssay i was gunna hulk smash the prick
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: THATS WHY YOUR WEAK
Spit Jockey - Lest We Forget: you said it alright

[14:56:16] <quikk_1g> i wonder how long it'll take terrorists to gather the resources to construct an H-bomb
[14:56:23] <Bok> well
[14:56:24] <Bok> not long
[14:56:26] <quikk_1g> i somehow think they wouldn't hesitate to use it
[14:56:34] <Bok> I don't know if you know about this quikk_1g
[14:56:36] <Bok> but hydrogen
[14:56:39] <Bok> that shit is everywhere

Thats gross. My girlfriends dad set a rat trap and it killed a huge fucker.. blood spattered all over the walla nd flood. nasty shit. I fucking hat rats/mice

I have a Cat.

Problem solved.

My cats dont go after them.. They catch birds. I went to turn on my hose outside and there was this dead Blue jay with its head missing... I was like 'oh wow'

I poison anywhere they would come into my house. I also have two dogs and a very big cat :iia:

Zilla, it appears that you have crushed the mouse in such a way that it's colon was ejected through it's anus. Congratulations, on your accomplishment!