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(7:42:39 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:43:23 PM) English Mobster: what the hell? does that make sense in any language?
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(7:45:53 PM) WaRReN: hey
(7:45:57 PM) WaRReN: lemme ask you something about CE
(7:46:00 PM) ICEE: k
(7:46:04 PM) WaRReN: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) ICEE: you want a chance to make that make sense or should i just "lol" and close the window
(7:47:24 PM) WaRReN: just lol and close the window
(7:47:50 PM) ICEE: lol
Man it just gets better.Quote:
(7:46:20 PM) Heathen: hey
(7:46:25 PM) Heathen: can I ask you a question about modeling?
(7:46:33 PM) Disaster: sure
(7:46:35 PM) Disaster: be quick
(7:46:42 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:46:43 PM) Disaster: i'm supposed to be working on a school project
(7:46:56 PM) Disaster: what?
(7:47:07 PM) Heathen: well....has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:16 PM) Disaster: that doesn't make any sense D:
(7:47:34 PM) Heathen: Okay
(7:47:35 PM) Heathen: I mean
(7:47:39 PM) Heathen: like
(7:47:40 PM) Heathen: ever
(7:47:41 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:47:47 PM) Disaster: ok
(7:47:52 PM) Disaster: back to my school project >:-(
(7:47:59 PM) Disaster: :-$
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(7:45:12 PM) Heathen: Hey
(7:45:15 PM) Heathen: I have a question
(7:45:19 PM) UltamaWarmer: sure thing
(7:45:26 PM) Heathen: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
(7:45:38 PM) UltamaWarmer: FUCK YOU
(7:45:44 PM) Heathen: hahahaha
One of the younger scouts in my troop told me this. Thought it was a pretty good word of advice.Quote:
Don't let people make fun of you. That's your job, and nobody is better than you at your job.
THIS IS WHY LIGHTNING NEVER RELEASES ANYTHING, PEOPLE. :v:Quote:
[16:59] Lightning: I'm thinking of actually adding another pathway somehow
[16:59] p0lar_bear: but yeah i'm sure i fixed all of the double-sided things
[16:59] p0lar_bear: NO
[16:59] Lightning: in the side rooms, that are square.
[17:00] Lightning: no lol
[17:00] p0lar_bear: DOn'T YOU DARE
[17:00] Lightning: like, the... xD
[17:00] Lightning: FIEN
[17:00] Lightning: >_<
PharoaheZephyrus (6:45:56 PM): what the fuck my text won't get smaller.
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:04 PM): oh, there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:06 PM): wait
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:09 PM): shit!
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:12 PM): ?
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:14 PM): thats bigger
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:26 PM): poting that too
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:37 PM): i know, AIM made my text size 18 and bold, and won't make it smaller
PharoaheZephyrus (6:46:38 PM): :/
ABigRedRocket3 (6:46:51 PM): mines 10
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:11 PM): i select 10 and unbold
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:13 PM): there
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:22 PM): fixed
ABigRedRocket3 (6:47:29 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:40 PM): though it still shows up size 18 in my box
PharoaheZephyrus (6:47:49 PM): GOD DAMNIT
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[18:50] <DEElekgolo> nom
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> grandmama made pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> home made
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> pizza
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> And she just has this mom sense that knows EXACTLY what everyone likes
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> so she made a multi topped pizza with what EVERYONE loves
[18:51] <DEElekgolo> Perfect dinner
[18:52] <~Phil> ya
[18:52] <~Phil> she's pretty much the same in bed
Mom my has the ability to make something that pleases nobody. Nothing says "home cooked meal" like rank-ass burnt leftovers. :phonegonk:
don't deny itQuote:
Ross says:
lmao i love this
Ross says:
in the risky proposition thread, where you post your photo at risk of others shopping it
Ross says:
it's just turned into a 'spam shirtless photos' thread
Ross says:
more closets than a furniture store
queers
I'd do it but I'd probably scar all of you for life. :haw:
http://www.overclock.net/jokes-humor...ree-couch.htmlQuote:
Found this on Wired: Source
Craigslist is well-known as a place to find anything from a new job to a night of semi-anonymous pleasure — in some cases, both at the same time.
It is also a great way to turn your old, unwanted possessions into a huge hassle. No matter how valuable your merchandise or how reasonable your terms, there’s always someone who wants to haggle.
Take, for example, the following e-mail exchange sent to me by a man who’s been a close and dear friend of mine ever since I made him up.
To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey dude, I’m interested in the free couch. What color is it?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s blue, like it says in the ad. Also, like it shows in the picture in the ad.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Yeah, but I don’t know what the lighting is like in your house. Once I got this armchair that looked red in the photo, but it was actually brown. Is the couch navy blue or cornflower or what?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s a unique shade of blue called “free couch.” Why not just come and get it?
P.S. My wife says it’s cerulean.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Cerulean works for me. What condition is it in?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
It’s in free condition! Why are we having this discussion? It’s in the condition where you come and get it and it doesn’t cost you anything. If someone’s offering you a better deal, take it.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Sorry, man, it’s just that I have to borrow my brother’s truck to come get it and I don’t want it if it smells like your family or something. Can you get it dry-cleaned?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
You want me to pay for dry cleaning? So what you’re saying is that free isn’t cheap enough for you. You’re thinking “Free, yeah, I dunno. Free’s a lot. Could you make me a sandwich? You’re like kinda far away from my favorite restaurant.”
My family smells like cinnamon and rose petals, but you’ll never know that because you’re not getting this couch. Go bug someone else.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey, man, don’t get all crumpled up. I’ll take the couch. I need to find out when my brother’s court date is, but I should be able to pick it up sometime in the next couple weeks.
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
I swear, every time I post something to Craigslist it’s like they gave plankton internet access.
I am not waiting two weeks for you to come and pick up this couch. I am not waiting one week for you to come and pick up this couch. This couch is going to the first person who is willing to come and pick it up without inquiring about my smell.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Look, I’m sorry, man. What my brother doesn’t know what hurt him. I’ll grab his truck and come pick it up. Where are you?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
1432 Alvaro St. in San Mateo. Better hurry.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
San Mateo? Like in California?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Right, in the Bay Area. Like Bay Area Craiglist?
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
There’s more than one Craigslist? I just typed “couch” into my brother’s computer. I thought you were in New York.
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Oh well so sad bye now.
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
No, no, that’s cool. I’ll grab a plane and rent a truck. I’ll be there sometime this evening. Could you hang on to the couch for me until then?
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To: marquismark@hotmail.com
From: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
Seriously? You’re going to fly out to California, rent a truck, and DRIVE BACK TO NEW YORK? Just for a couch?
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To: tavenerfan23@gmail.com
From: marquismark@hotmail.com
Hey, man, it’s free.