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AIDS: cool story which happened a few days ago
AIDS: this 13 year old boy was shouting over the mic in TF2 rite?
AIDS: bitching and moaning
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: heh
AIDS: and I said "shut up you whiney ass cunt"
AIDS: and then it turned out to be the admins wife
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: THE ADMIN MARRIED A WHINGEY CUNT
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: SUCKS TO BE HIM
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
AIDS: I didn't get banned xD
AIDS: was so cash
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: o/
AIDS: \o

heh

So klange (Admiral Bacon) convinced me that I should share Greeble on Launchpad.net. He says I need to use the "Bazaar" model rather than the "Cathedral" model, [/buzzwords]. The gist of it is, I didn't make it easy enough for him to work on my project. Fair enough, and Launchpad has some nice features like blueprints and bug tracking, so I'll go ahead and set it up.

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roboplawar (10:38:59 PM): O M
roboplawar (10:39:01 PM): F G
roboplawar (10:39:05 PM): this is ridiculous
roboplawar (10:39:19 PM): seriously, the svn was WAY easier than this
roboplawar (10:39:23 PM): seriously, wtf
roboplawar (10:39:37 PM): you're exactly like JBoss Seam
roboplawar (10:39:38 PM): you say
roboplawar (10:39:43 PM): Look at this awesome new thing!
roboplawar (10:39:49 PM): This is the best way to do things!
roboplawar (10:39:58 PM): This is new and cool and manages everything for you!
roboplawar (10:40:18 PM): No, wait, don't do things yourself! You'll save time and money doing it this way, and besides, this way is just better!
roboplawar (10:40:27 PM): asterisk.
roboplawar (10:41:34 PM): *This is all making a long series of assumptions that your environment has an exact configuration and that you know what this is and you know how to configure 50 options and you have these dependencies and you have access to this remote location and you are simply lucky
roboplawar (10:43:00 PM): in the end, this "new cool thing" that is "better" and will make things "easier" does exactly what the thing I had before did, and it costs me several, perhaps dozens, or in the case of Seam, hundreds of man-hours to get it to actually work
roboplawar (10:43:06 PM): WHAT I HAD BEFORE WORKED
roboplawar (10:43:39 PM): Why is this supposed to be a better solution when it does exactly the same thing and makes me waste all my time pulling my hair out trying to get it to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING
roboplawar (10:43:59 PM): I can't stress enough the fact that I already had a working solution
roboplawar (10:44:39 PM): Do you know what I've had to go through to get this to where it is now, which is STILL not working?
roboplawar (10:47:38 PM): I had to make an account on launchpad, register a new branch, download an rsa key generator, create an rsa keypair, upload the public key to launchpad, download some sort of key authenticator program, link it to the private key, download an eclipse plugin, download bzr, configure bzr, configure the eclipse plugin to use bzr, download a missing bzr plugin, configure the eclipse plugin to use the new bzr plugin, disconnect my greeble source directory, reconnect it to bzr, commit all the files, and push the files to launchpad
roboplawar (10:47:50 PM): and of course, I didn't know how to do any of this off the bat
roboplawar (10:48:42 PM): I had to read tutorials, manuals, help pages, do google searches for people who had the same nondescript error messages as me, and do some good old fashioned mucking about until it worked
roboplawar (10:49:00 PM): and it still isn't working
roboplawar (10:49:48 PM): because for some reason, even though I committed all the files to version control and then ran the push command, it decided not to transmit anything, and so i'm left with an empty trunk on launchpad
roboplawar (10:50:07 PM): You know what I had to do to keep using svn, but to make it public?
roboplawar (10:50:31 PM): I had to edit the svn-policy-file to add "* r" under the greeble entry
roboplawar (10:50:36 PM): THAT'S IT
roboplawar (10:50:47 PM): it
roboplawar (10:50:48 PM): was already
roboplawar (10:50:49 PM): working

[/rant]

fake e: and as if that weren't enough, the fucking WYSIWYG editor is being totally useless. That's what I get for trying to be nice and show some formatting on my c/p'd convo. Fuck it.

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roboplawar (11:08:29 PM): The gist of it is: I asked klange to work on greeble, he said "sure!!" I said sweet, here's the svn, he said "oooh, yeah, about that. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put this up on launchpad, because svn is apparently too complicated for me"
roboplawar (11:08:50 PM): so I said what the hell, and tried to get it up on launchpad, and I'm still struggling to get the fucking thing to work
roboplawar (11:10:06 PM): this is one of many times where I had a solution that worked well but was convinced by some twat that I needed a more "modern" solution and ended up pulling my hair out for hours because the more modern solution "does more" and is "better" which translates to "is fifty times as complex and takes a fucking miracle to get it to work properly"

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Wow, someone's cranky. And I'm not normally up at midnight.

Backstory: merlin is the ex of the chick I'm into (and she's into me). Pipa is his sister who I ask out at any opportunity for the lulz. This chat came from nowhere.

merlin says:
*you're a faggot
Terrence says:
*you said i could ask her out
*ok?
*don't do a backflip like that
merlin says:
*wait who?
Terrence says:
*fuck you
*pipa
merlin says:
*what?
*oh
*go ahead
Terrence says:
*what did you think i was on about?
merlin says:
*no idea

fukken long

Tuesday, 19 May 2009
11:15 PM - Ross: oh god oh god oh god oh god
11:15 PM - Ross: help
11:15 PM - Gurne: What
11:15 PM - Ross: another soundtrack has me by the short and curlies
11:15 PM - Ross: what is it with me and soundtracks
11:16 PM - Ross: HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO
11:17 PM - Ross: just saw some collegehumour vid of a dude playing cod5 on xbl
11:17 PM - Ross: he's practically sitting on this oblivious jap sniper
11:17 PM - Ross: texts him through xbl
11:17 PM - Ross: "turn around"
11:17 PM - Ross: a few seconds pass
11:17 PM - Ross: the sniper turns around and cops a knife to the face
11:17 PM - Ross: holy fucking shit that kills me
11:19 PM - Ross: http://modacity.net/forums/showpost....postcount=1079 second vid
11:21 PM - Gurne: That guy
11:21 PM - Gurne: Must have ragequitted
11:21 PM - Gurne: That
11:21 PM - Gurne: Or stared at the screen
11:21 PM - Gurne: for like
11:21 PM - Gurne: ten minutes
11:21 PM - Gurne: with his jaw hanging open
11:21 PM - Ross: yeah
11:21 PM - Ross: i almost fucking wet myself for real
11:21 PM - Ross: i had an awesome moment like that once
11:21 PM - Ross: in cod4
11:21 PM - Ross: i think i MIGHT have told you
11:22 PM - Ross: on countdown, i was sniping from a nissen hut
11:22 PM - Ross: and some idiot sniper was trying to climb to the top of the sa-2 launcher on the far end of the map
11:22 PM - Ross: oblivious to the fact that a bush humping a mobile sam laucher looks mighty suspicious
11:22 PM - Ross: shot him off once
11:22 PM - Ross: a few minutes later, i see him again
11:23 PM - Ross: shot him again
11:23 PM - Ross: persistent little cunt is back a third time
11:23 PM - Ross: so i shoot him
11:23 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF ROSSMUM YOU FUKEN CUNT"
11:23 PM - Ross: by this stage i'd had to switch locations, but i had enough kills in a row for an airstrike
11:24 PM - Ross: guess where i called it
11:24 PM - Ross: :realsmug:
11:24 PM - Gurne: on his head?
11:24 PM - Ross: checked the scoreboard two minutes later
11:24 PM - Gurne: atop the sam launcher
11:24 PM - Ross: oh dear, where'd he go
11:24 PM - Ross: lmao
11:24 PM - Gurne: gg
11:24 PM - Ross: i was fucking choking from laughing so hard
11:24 PM - Ross: but nothing compares to what i did to ace
11:24 PM - Ross: that was just beautiful
11:24 PM - Gurne: Yeah
11:25 PM - Ross: the fact he could hear me rasping from not having enough air left to actually laugh made it even better
11:25 PM - Ross: "kut, what... what are you doing..."
11:25 PM - Ross: "k-kut..."
11:25 PM - Ross: "HOLY FUCK HIS COMMANDER"
11:25 PM - Ross: BOOM
11:26 PM - Ross: *silence from ace, raucous laughter at 4am from me*
11:26 PM - Gurne: LOL
11:26 PM - Ross: i wish to god i'd filmed that
11:26 PM - Ross: like
11:26 PM - Ross: with a camera
11:26 PM - Ross: to pick up us talking
11:26 PM - Ross: mind you fraps would record that
11:26 PM - Ross: but god
11:26 PM - Ross: that was so perfect
11:26 PM - Ross: he never saw it coming
11:27 PM - Ross: he knew i was about to do something astonishingly malicious but he had no idea what
11:27 PM - Gurne: You missed it when it was me/ace hivemind versus advid
11:27 PM - Ross: now he doesn't play spring with me anymore :(
11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid had our base zeroed with the
11:27 PM - Gurne: what was it
11:27 PM - Gurne: the fucking gatling artillery for the blue guys
11:27 PM - Gurne: And we moved base like three times
11:27 PM - Gurne: BUT
11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid wasn't thorough
11:27 PM - Gurne: so I was still in the original base
11:27 PM - Gurne: I'm on skype with Ace
11:27 PM - Gurne: With advid
11:28 PM - Gurne: And I just start going
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: Ace looks over
11:28 PM - Gurne: And all you see
11:28 PM - Gurne: Is two nukes launching
11:28 PM - Gurne: And he just starts going
11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
11:28 PM - Gurne: Then Advid's like
11:28 PM - Gurne: wut
11:28 PM - Ross: oh jesus
11:28 PM - Ross: lmfao
11:28 PM - Gurne: and suddenly
11:28 PM - Gurne: BOOM
11:28 PM - Gurne: nukes his base
11:28 PM - Ross: that's like what maff did to the korean starcraft nerd
11:28 PM - Gurne: Yeah
11:28 PM - Gurne: Red dots all over the place
11:28 PM - Gurne: etc
11:28 PM - Ross: yeah
11:29 PM - Ross: oh god
11:29 PM - Ross: if you want to play with a malicious gamer, i'm your man though
11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
11:29 PM - Ross: the first time was assassination
11:29 PM - Ross: i get railed in straight out games but i own at assassination
11:29 PM - Ross: especially against sides where units who can see infiltrated shit aren't common
11:29 PM - Ross: (ie not chaos)
11:30 PM - Ross: i had a pretty respectable skyray battalion just rolling everyone nearby
11:30 PM - Ross: my allies were both dead within 10 minutes
11:30 PM - Ross: my base lasted half an hour or so and i destroyed about two or three large bases
11:30 PM - Ross: but i planned ahead
11:30 PM - Ross: i had literally a full cap of stealthsuits
11:31 PM - Ross: and loads of devilfish
11:31 PM - Ross: so i loaded my commander and a security detachment into one
11:31 PM - Ross: all my builder units into another
11:31 PM - Ross: and then sent the rest with my stealthsuits on fire support
11:31 PM - Ross: fucking lol
11:31 PM - Ross: i trashed at least 5 bases
11:31 PM - Ross: built another three of my own
11:32 PM - Ross: the game only ended when it did because after three and a half hours they were getting so raged they'd forfeit anyway
11:32 PM - Ross: i'd been moving my units around so that even by the time my stealthsuits were dead, my commander still hadn't even been spotted
11:32 PM - Gurne: Know what's a malicious tactic in C&C3 + Kane's Wrath?
11:32 PM - Ross: so i went with him and trashed another two bases before they finally killed him
11:33 PM - Ross: i killed something like 1,000 units for 200 losses or some shit
11:33 PM - Ross: it was fucking incredible
11:33 PM - Ross: and the best bit was, i have the demofile of the whole damn thing
11:33 PM - Gurne: lol
11:33 PM - Gurne: Kut
11:33 PM - Gurne: If you ever get to play C&C3 with Kane's Wrath expansion
11:33 PM - Ross: ~i am a fucking trollmasta~
11:33 PM - Gurne: GDI
11:33 PM - Ross: oh don't start me
11:33 PM - Ross: ra1
11:34 PM - Gurne: and build the structure that let's you get the MARV
11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
11:34 PM - Gurne: MARV basically VACUUMS fucking tib fields
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety.
11:34 PM - Gurne: So what do you do?
11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Gurne: Silo whore
11:34 PM - Gurne: And just run the MARV
11:34 PM - Ross: 11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
11:34 PM - Gurne: through every fucking field
11:34 PM - Gurne: you can find
11:34 PM - Gurne: And I know
11:34 PM - Ross: sorry that just kills everything
11:34 PM - Ross: i had about 20 of each aircraft type
11:34 PM - Ross: 50 of each other vehicle
11:34 PM - Ross: hundreds of infantry
11:34 PM - Gurne: But sucking up every last vestige of tiberium on the map
11:34 PM - Gurne: is lul
11:35 PM - Ross: and if it was a map with water and i capped an allied cy,
11:35 PM - Ross: cruiser fire support
11:35 PM - Ross: ...
11:35 PM - Ross: now all of that
11:35 PM - Ross: firing on one target at a time
11:35 PM - Ross: gurne
11:35 PM - Ross: try and imagine the maliciousness
11:35 PM - Gurne: yeah
11:35 PM - Ross: it's just too much to comprehend
11:35 PM - Gurne: In DoW
11:35 PM - Ross: OH
11:35 PM - Ross: OH
11:35 PM - Gurne: When Dreadnaughts were a fucking bitch
11:35 PM - Gurne: To kill
11:35 PM - Gurne: It was fun
11:35 PM - Ross: did i tell you about the baneblade
11:36 PM - Gurne: To just deepstrike them
11:36 PM - Gurne: All over the person's base
11:36 PM - Gurne: on like
11:36 PM - Gurne: Whatever the red mode was called
11:36 PM - Gurne: Where it was just
11:36 PM - Gurne: Go berserker
11:36 PM - Gurne: Holy shit that was lulz
11:36 PM - Ross: duder
11:36 PM - Ross: this kid
11:36 PM - Ross: he had a baneblade.
11:36 PM - Ross: and no sense.
11:36 PM - Ross: he sent it unescorted into my main base
11:36 PM - Ross: lmao what a stupid
11:36 PM - Ross: i had stealthsuits
11:36 PM - Ross: and i mean
11:36 PM - Ross: a LOT of them
11:37 PM - Ross: set up around my base
11:37 PM - Gurne: You always send detectors with that shit
11:37 PM - Ross: i blocked it from the front
11:37 PM - Gurne: And if you don't
11:37 PM - Gurne: You look for the little blue fucking things
11:37 PM - Ross: and then jetted half right over it to block it from behind
11:37 PM - Gurne: and just do the attack ground
11:37 PM - Ross: because it was in a bottleneck
11:37 PM - Ross: and absolutely trashed it
11:37 PM - Ross: before he could react
11:37 PM - Ross: he was so fucking mad
11:37 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF INVISIBLE CUNT"
11:37 PM - Ross: the best part?
11:37 PM - Ross: he did it again...
11:38 PM - Ross: in the exact same spot...
11:38 PM - Ross: with no detectors...
11:38 PM - Gurne: :downs:
11:38 PM - Ross: also this other game
11:38 PM - Ross: my teammates both dropped out or got mown down
11:38 PM - Ross: so it was me vs 3 guys who fancied themselves as pro
11:38 PM - Ross: and as i was watching the demo i realised it showed their team chat as well as mine
11:38 PM - Ross: so i was reading it
11:38 PM - Ross: and they were so overconfident
11:39 PM - Ross: they sent a massive combined army to attack me
11:39 PM - Ross: i met it with my standard defensive tactic
11:39 PM - Ross: which is to say
11:39 PM - Ross: SKYRAY FIRING LINE
11:39 PM - Ross: just missile barraged the fuck out of them
11:39 PM - Ross: there were no survivors
11:39 PM - Ross: literally none
11:39 PM - Ross: and reading their team chat
11:39 PM - Ross: lmfao
11:39 PM - Ross: "uh
11:39 PM - Ross: "dude...
11:39 PM - Ross: "what?"
11:40 PM - Ross: "he uh, he just owned you"
11:40 PM - Ross: "WHAT"
11:40 PM - Ross: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL"
11:40 PM - Ross: "ya he's good..."
11:40 PM - Ross: then their whole team disconnected
11:40 PM - Ross: lmbo i'm useless at dow
11:41 PM - Ross: i only do well if my teammates buy me enough time to climb the tech ladder and mass my army
11:41 PM - Ross: but once i get a full cap of skyrays
11:41 PM - Ross: look the fuck out
11:41 PM - Gurne: You should watch my buddy
11:41 PM - Gurne: It's like
11:41 PM - Gurne: Dude
11:41 PM - Gurne: Why the fuck are you bothering
11:41 PM - Gurne: sending in
11:41 PM - Gurne: TWO
11:41 PM - Gurne: landspeeders
11:41 PM - Gurne: THen suddenly
11:41 PM - Gurne: *rain of drop pods*
11:42 PM - Gurne: *terminators, dreadnaughts, and all other nasty forms of FUCK YOUR BASE units appear*
11:42 PM - Ross: there is nothing i love more than paratrooper/orbital drop/burrowing/etc units
11:42 PM - Ross: so i can just pull a fucking massive army out of my arse and be like
11:42 PM - Ross: "oh, oh dear"
11:42 PM - Ross: "you appear to have just lost"
11:42 PM - Ross: "welp"
11:42 PM - Ross: i had the ee2 demo
11:42 PM - Ross: that had territories and borders and shit right
11:43 PM - Ross: and basic diplomacy which worked with the ais
11:43 PM - Ross: so i started playing them off against each other while sneakily cutting their armies into bite-sized little pieces and then when i had them entirely cut off
11:43 PM - Ross: WHOOPS LOL I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE
11:43 PM - Ross: SORRY ABOUT YOUR ARMY~
11:44 PM - Ross: *steals completely undefended territories*
11:44 PM - Ross: "ghengis khan has offered to surrended"
11:44 PM - Ross: "LOL NOPE"
11:44 PM - Ross: *razes every last structure to the ground*
11:45 PM - Ross: god
11:45 PM - Ross: that shit was awesome
11:45 PM - Ross: (this is why you never get on my bad side in a game)
11:45 PM - Gurne: heh

ross doesn't it strike you, that you said 17 things or so in a row, and all he replied with was heh? xD

not really, used to it :downs:

i'm sorry ross i tried but it's 7pm bro.

couldnt read it sef.
i'd read a bit get distracted lost where i was an re-read the same part only to forget it again before i got to the bottom of the quote.

DAm you pen0r for messing with my brain :(

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Originally Posted by rossmum

not really, used to it :downs:

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it's like talking to you then. :downs:

E:

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11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow

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:dieslaughing:

heh