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[16:59] [ASP]Spartan-094: btw funny story
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the h3 spartan model. you know the power lights on it?
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: the legs shoulders .etc
[17:00] =Σ= krapfen: ya
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew there were power lights on the head D:
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: and in my screenshots
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i had them in it
[17:00] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never fucking noticed it
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: for a year
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i never knew and it was staring at me in the face
[17:01] [ASP]Spartan-094: i feel retarded :|
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: what
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: theyre on the head too?
[17:01] =Σ= krapfen: holy shit

Obviously he didn't know either....


[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: ya know the girl who sniffed me yesterday?
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: yea
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: she stole my tie today.
[16:56] [ASP]Spartan-094: :/ she strikes again
[16:56] =Σ= krapfen: srsly
[16:57] [ASP]Spartan-094: why would you want a tie....
[16:57] =Σ= krapfen: idfk

she just wants you to go get it :jiggwitit:
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7:06 PM - [clan clan] Selentic: I used to swallow my semen when I first started masturbating because I thought if I just flushed it down the toilet, all the unborn babies would die. Recently, I found out I wasn't the only one who did this.

Oh dear god what the crap please tell me that is copypasta :gonk:

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

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Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å

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Originally Posted by sKc_Chains

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Originally Posted by =sw=warlord

I love how i get accused of shit posting when i make my own honest opinion fully informed at that.

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tvtyrant: Lul.
=Σ= krapfen: i just almost clicked "shutdown" on my computer without realizing if i do that then i wont be able to talk to you or anyone else unless i turn it back on
=Σ= krapfen: so like
=Σ= krapfen: idfk
tvtyrant: WTF?
tvtyrant: THe color of the text changed on my screen
tvtyrant: :O
=Σ= krapfen: pics
=Σ= krapfen: pics now
tvtyrant: Now its back to normal
=Σ= krapfen: damnit
=Σ= krapfen: another kodac moment
=Σ= krapfen: BOOM
tvtyrant: It was black!!!
tvtyrant: :O:O:O:O
=Σ= krapfen: fuck you and your little bear too kodac
=Σ= krapfen: your cameras never actually fly in and take pics at "that" moment
=Σ= krapfen: the only thing they do is take pics of me while im sleepin
=Σ= krapfen: tis bullshit
=Σ= krapfen: im very angsty tonight
=Σ= krapfen: idk why
tvtyrant: wth are you talking about?
tvtyrant: I'm gonna put this part on Modacity
=Σ= krapfen: kodac
tvtyrant: Your not making any sense ;O
=Σ= krapfen: oh wait
=Σ= krapfen: is is codak
=Σ= krapfen: the fucing cameras
=Σ= krapfen: they call it a kodac moment or something

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[21:47] Terrence: was holding girlfriends hands today
[21:47] Terrence: "holey crap your hands are huge O__o"
[21:47] Terrence: heh
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: "much like your chin:"
[21:47] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:47] Terrence: EVERYONE
[21:47] Terrence: NEEDS TO POKE IT
[21:47] Terrence: ESPECIALLY MERLIN
[21:47] Terrence: HE IS THE WORST
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE IT
[21:47] Terrence: HE MUST GROPE MY YUGIOH CHIN