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;lsfdjhka;lfg;kdsa QUEEZLE DAMN YOU
stroke that chin bitch
yo zilla, late night modacity = our private chatroom amiright?
tooo busy arguing with dane.
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Jk snaf, I <3 you.Quote:
Henchmen #21: no shit mang :)
Henchmen #21: ugh i hate **** *******
Henchmen #21: they ruin everything
Henchmen #21: especially snaf
Henchmen #21: his hands look like my balls
Henchmen #21: needs to shave
Henchmen #21: seriously
Henchmen #21: I am curious, but revolted in that I want to see his ass
Henchmen #21: just so I can see if it has chops like wolverine
GasolineRain: LOL
Henchmen #21: If I had that much ass hair, I would go for that shit
Well that lead to this disturbing conversation with deep.
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sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: if i had that much ass hair, i would shampoo and blow dry my asshole
Henchmen #21: lol
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: after every bowel movement
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: because it would be impossible to wipe cleanly
Henchmen #21: lol
Henchmen #21: i have a partially hairy ass hole, its hell
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: i do as well, since i'm not a magically awesome white dude that has hair growing only on his pits and head
Henchmen #21: like, how the fuck do i shave something like that?
Henchmen #21: razor will get caught in the curlies
Henchmen #21: scissors....
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: was <.<
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: 8wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: fuck
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: *wax
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: third times the charm
Henchmen #21: fuck no, I am not blindly sticking scissors in the space between my sphincter and my balls
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, they have that nair shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: you know
Henchmen #21: and waxing, jesus, what if the skin came off too!?!?
Henchmen #21: wouldnt be able to sit down for a week
Henchmen #21: and running?!?! oh god the sweat?!?!
Henchmen #21: oh nair
Henchmen #21: LOL
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah the bikini wax shit
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: er
Henchmen #21: GO TO ONE OF THOSE LASER HAIR REMOVAL SALONS
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: not wax, its like some kind of stupid cream
Henchmen #21: THEY FIRE A LASER UP YOUR ASS
Henchmen #21: lol, at the end of the week, you can write in your acomplishment calender" had laser shoot hairs off my butthole this week"
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yeah, and it would be all sweaty like bologna on a sidewalk
Henchmen #21: oh god
Henchmen #21: images
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: yep
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ:the imagery is horrible
sǝıdǝǝpɹıs Σ: "whats extra horrifying about this image, is that it'll pop into your mind at the most unusual times, like when you flip a light switch, start your car, or make out with your girlfriend
Henchmen #21: bone killer dude
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Killjoy: Jeez
Killjoy: Another Dead Ringer.
Running From Sandvich!: damn
Killjoy: Tell me Valve.
Running From Sandvich!: i hope that trading system comes soon
Killjoy: When you looked into my inventory...
Killjoy: Did you see a SIGN that said Dead Ringer storage?
http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/v...r=asc&start=30
My post down. Someone had to end that damn argument, so I guess I just decided it may as well be me vOv
(not sure if you can see this without an account - if not, basically I shut both parties up and shamed them into apologies without using a single expletive or insult)
[21:35] Terrence: had hot date with gf
[21:35] Terrence: went to her place
[21:36] Terrence: got first kiss
[21:36] Terrence: story went a bit like this
[21:36] Terrence: (shit gota find how i described it to my mate)
[21:36] Terrence: Terrence says:
*and so we're looking at each other
*and i'm like (whispering) "what do i do now"
*and she's all "you're meant to kiss me"
*and i'm like "....ok..."
*and lean in
*and about 5 seconds later i lean the fuck out of there
[21:36] Terrence: there we go
[21:36] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sounds intense
[21:37] Terrence: apparently (on a scale of 1 - 10) i worked my way from a 3 to a 7.75 (the ladies go crazy for my neck kissing skillz)
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: see my friend
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: this is what we like to call bragging
[21:37] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: dont it feel good n00b
[21:37] Terrence: feels good man
[21:37] Terrence: i'm too much of a gentlmen to brag about it to any IRL mates
[21:37] Terrence: so you get to hear about it
[21:37] Terrence: :D
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: heh
[21:38] Terrence: basically i freaked the fuck out
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: brb
[21:38] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: telling teh world
:smugsome: