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Lol wow, please don't send me anything else bacy
So yeah, I suck at puns.Quote:
[00:30] Jason: I see Gabe is still drawing octopus teeth
[00:31] Ollie: Say what you want about the art
[00:31] Ollie: Penny-Arcade is the one webcomic I know that updates every day it's supposed to
[00:31] Ollie: and is funny over 2/3 of the time
[00:31] Ollie: Even XKCD can't manage the second these days
[00:31] Jason: wait wait wait
[00:32] Jason: squid nose
[00:32] Jason: octopus teeth
[00:32] Ollie: that would be the saying what you want part.
[00:32] Jason: no
[00:32] Jason: but
[00:32] Jason: they're both mollusks
[00:32] Jason: GABE IS SECRETLY PROMOTING THE MOLLUSK AGENDA
[00:33] Ollie: I think you need to clam up.
[00:34] Jason: oh yeah? well... you... hate scalloped potatoes!
[00:34] Ollie: ....touche.
[00:35] Ollie: there's no need for us to slug it out
[00:35] Ollie: I wouldn't want either of us to have to use our mussels
[00:35] Ollie: Conch we just agree to disagree?
[00:36] Jason: quit it before i hammer a snail into your skull
[00:36] Ollie: tusk, tusk.
[00:37] Jason: stop being a cuttelfish and fight me!
[00:37] Ollie: you need to stop reaching so far for your puns or you'll go limpet.
[00:38] Jason: it's hard not to, what with you quahogging all the good mollusks and all
[00:38] Ollie: Ah, bologna.
[00:38] Ollie: (say it out loud)
[00:39] Jason: i don't get what you mean, but you should stop speaking befire you make an anemone out of me
[00:39] Jason: *befoer
[00:39] Jason: *before
[00:39] Ollie: HAHAHA!
[00:39] Ollie: I win
[00:39] Ollie: Not a mollusk!
[00:40] Jason: CURSES
[00:40] Jason: You may have won the battle, but I'll brush up on my marine biology before our next encounter!
[00:42] Ollie: And your pun skills
dats alot of money :oQuote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
bro, I can get flights down to brizzy (1000K ~ half the length of the state) for <$100 if I book well in advance. Shouldn't be more then another $50 to get into northern NSW somewhere you can get me.
:o
i was thinking more like 300-400 by the time you get back O___o
This was just too golden to pass up.
In response to this video of Oilers (best team) fans singing O Canada (best anthem):
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cford10886
wtf this should not happen :tinfoil:Quote:
Terrence says:
*zilla
*sexy
*babe
*ho
*slut
*faggot
*cunt
*dick
*douche
*baby
*<3
bodzilla says:
*hello
*wut
Terrence says:
*teh female
*she is behind me
*on teh bed
*wtf
bodzilla says:
*go show her your ENOURMOUS
*chin
Terrence says:
*she is lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*heh
*sup babe
Terrence says:
*she says teh roof
bodzilla says:
*whats the slu--- gorgous womens name?
Terrence says:
*this is a gf brosef, not one of your fuckbuddies
*also, stacey
bodzilla says:
*wut
*also stacey
*harro
Terrence says:
*she says hello
bodzilla says:
*dis is shitty wok. wut u leik
Terrence says:
*(she keeps kisising my next wtf do i do)
*more lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*harro? ow bout teh schitty beef
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty chicken of flied lice, do you sell anything else?
*she dosn't want the beef either
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i av she schitty sreemp
Terrence says:
*apparently she doesn't want shitty anything
*(why is she with me :S)
bodzilla says:
*tell her o hurry up and stick it in teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*there was XD'ing and "lovely"
*(i've been waiting for you to say that :v:)
bodzilla says:
*also
*QUICK
*BITE TERRANCES NECK
*IT MAKES HIM DO THIS
*X___X
*then i fap
*enjoyable by all
*:D
Terrence says:
*(done)
*(bye)
bodzilla says:
*wut.
*explin urself meister
Terrence says:
*bye~
bodzilla says:
*WUT
*THIS IS BULLSHIT
*F
*i'm singing atm
*i'll get inside you
Terrence says:
*sorry, still busy
bodzilla says:
*oh i c
*your getting inside her
*: jiggy wit it:
*WHY YOU TALING TO ME
*FOO
*FFFF STACEY
*I"LL SHOW YOU what a real mans like
*heh
*one that spends fridays alone singing and drinking bourboon D:
Terrence says:
*she hates bourbon
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*WHAT ABOUT BOURBOON BREATH?
*it's the shit
*of win
*how can she say such unbelievable things
*man
*dump dat beach
*afte you pwn teh pooper
*heh.
Terrence says:
*she just saw a pic of you
*apparently you have funny lips
bodzilla says:
*all the more for sucking dic--- nipples
*nom nom nom
*nom nom nom
*cant get enough of it
*with the Fuck buddy
Terrence says:
*oh she loves you bro
bodzilla says:
*i'd mung on that shit for like
*30 minutes
Terrence says:
*the une who ditched you?
bodzilla says:
*nom nom nom
*the one who got the wrong impression
*that one.
Terrence says:
*what impression is there to get
*you wanted sex
*vOv
bodzilla says:
*i dont understand man
*i went for the skankiest how
*with a BAD history
*and she was like confused
*she aint no lady brosef
*lol
*OI STACEY
*BEFORE YOU GET WRONG IMPRESSION I AM NOT A USER AND ABUSER
*k bro
Terrence says:
*am lol'ing
bodzilla says:
*just so where coo
*also
Terrence says:
*and she's feeling my manttities
bodzilla says:
*nice bewbz
*nom nom nom
*EFFRRGgg
*those tits where yours
*WHAT THE FUCK
*FF
*ERRGGghhh
*asfhsjfhsfjh
Terrence says:
*dude
*loooool
*>_>
bodzilla says:
*<_<
*indeed
*lets never speak of this again
Terrence says:
*deal
bodzilla says:
*harro stacey
Terrence says:
*she's busy bro stfu
bodzilla says:
*oh dude
*shes gunna pwn you in the pooper
*i bet shes got a mean streek
*you gunna be the bitch here
*bro
*heh
*STICK IT IT HIS POOPER!
*DO IT!111
*For JUSTICE
*heh
*your a fucking slave n00b
*my rofl's are peaking at 99%
*also
*good thing i set up some cameras in your room
*heh
it will always happen number 2.
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IQ 153 here.
I hate my life. But I hate yours more.