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bodzilla says:
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Terrence says:
nigga
bodzilla says:
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Terrence says:
can you hear me
ur msn break bra?
was logging off because you where taking too long to talk to.
sleep time.
it was like\
"hey, wannna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
"WOULD I!"
*silence for the next 5 minutes.*
derp
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Carpe Noctem: fml
A Cabbage or Something: wat
Carpe Noctem: my computer is has 190+ infected files
A Cabbage or Something: zwsdluifawbjkgbwJK;RGB;VAWEB[FFWAUKEGAWBUIGLHBSREUGBLAWEUI;GWEUIV
A Cabbage or Something: JESUS FUCK
A Cabbage or Something: DUDE
A Cabbage or Something: WHEN DID YOU LAST DO A GODDAMN SCAN
Carpe Noctem: never loaning my friend my computer again >_>
A Cabbage or Something: oh come on
A Cabbage or Something: that's just an excuse for your furry porn habit
Carpe Noctem: ah
Carpe Noctem: you got me
Carpe Noctem: but anyways
Carpe Noctem: idk what he did, but now my computer cant even open up the internet unless its in safe mode
A Cabbage or Something: *idk what I did
A Cabbage or Something: ftfy
Carpe Noctem: >_>
A Cabbage or Something: by I i mean you
Carpe Noctem: i havent used my laptop in forever
A Cabbage or Something: lul
Carpe Noctem: its been at his house for like 2 months
A Cabbage or Something: you gonna remove that yourself?
Carpe Noctem: yeah
A Cabbage or Something: dang
Carpe Noctem: the virus removed all virus protection
A Cabbage or Something: i was banking on you having shitty skills with the internets and paying me 50 bucks to fix it
Carpe Noctem: and is blocking any virus protection related web site
A Cabbage or Something: SOLUTION
A Cabbage or Something: contact me over xfire or something
Carpe Noctem: so i had to download it on my desktop at home
A Cabbage or Something: i shall send you virus installers
A Cabbage or Something: er
A Cabbage or Something: virus proteciton installers
A Cabbage or Something: oh
Carpe Noctem: i have it solved for the most part
A Cabbage or Something: ok cool
Carpe Noctem: im doing a full system scan amt
Carpe Noctem: atm*
A Cabbage or Something: automatic teller machine?
Carpe Noctem: lol
Carpe Noctem: mebe
Carpe Noctem: ATM MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINE MACHINE
Carpe Noctem: sorry about that'
A Cabbage or Something: hurf durf
Carpe Noctem: is it just me or does the game "killing floor" seem painfully obscure
A Cabbage or Something: *shrug*
Carpe Noctem: WOW
Carpe Noctem: 225 infected files
Carpe Noctem: F
Carpe Noctem: M
Carpe Noctem: L
A Cabbage or Something: L
A Cabbage or Something: M
A Cabbage or Something: F
A Cabbage or Something: wait what
A Cabbage or Something: that makes no sense
Carpe Noctem: what doesnt
A Cabbage or Something: LMF
A Cabbage or Something: wtf is that supposed to mean
Carpe Noctem: life my fuck?
Carpe Noctem: gotta
Carpe Noctem: restart
Carpe Noctem is now Offline.
Carpe Noctem is now Online.
Carpe Noctem: oh
Carpe Noctem: my
Carpe Noctem: god
Carpe Noctem: my system is clean again
A Cabbage or Something: sweet
A Cabbage or Something: now RUN THE SCAN AGAIN
Carpe Noctem: BACK TO FUZZY PR0N
Carpe Noctem: i mean
Carpe Noctem: loaning my friend my laptop
A Cabbage or Something: lul
A Cabbage or Something: you're going to "loan it to your friend" again??
A Cabbage or Something: didn't you learn your lesson? :V
Carpe Noctem: i was joking -.-
A Cabbage or Something: oh ok
A Cabbage or Something: i get it
A Cabbage or Something: i get jokes
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teh rossmum (10:57:17 AM): your posting. it is bad.
FREELANCER852 (10:57:23 AM): urs is worse
teh rossmum (10:57:28 AM): i beg to differ.
teh rossmum (10:57:47 AM): bad might be good enough for these scrubby new kids, but it isn't good enough for modacity.
teh rossmum (10:57:55 AM): cease and desist.
freelancer852 is available (11:00:17 AM)
FREELANCER852 (11:00:16 AM): nope
FREELANCER852 (11:00:23 AM): you hold no sway over me.
FREELANCER852 (11:00:47 AM): (That elite in your av is p gay)
teh rossmum (11:00:52 AM): i mean, when someone actually goes to the trouble of sticking a sign that specifically says stop posting in your lawn,
teh rossmum (11:01:01 AM): that's a pretty reliable indicator.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:11 AM): Nah, it's really not.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:13 AM): And I won't
teh rossmum (11:01:19 AM): (and oh man, you have no idea how that hurts)
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): You're the only one that's still going on about it too.
FREELANCER852 (11:01:23 AM): lol
teh rossmum (11:01:41 AM): but i'm not the only one who thinks your posts are terrible!
FREELANCER852 (11:01:41 AM): it's so lame that it hurts, you think it's like the next big thing since sliced bread.
teh rossmum (11:01:58 AM): actually i think you should simply follow its advice
FREELANCER852 (11:02:04 AM): I cannot.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:08 AM): Because.
teh rossmum (11:02:08 AM): sign or not i'd be making the same suggestion
FREELANCER852 (11:02:19 AM): I've had "the" game longer than you.
FREELANCER852 (11:02:22 AM): So you should get out.
teh rossmum (11:02:47 AM): *makes shitty justification, thinks self to be cool*
FREELANCER852 (11:03:49 AM): *counters shitty jusification with horrible counterpoint to troll longer*
teh rossmum (11:04:26 AM): *can't tell difference between trolling and a serious suggestion, should probably disconnect internet right now and become amish*
teh rossmum (11:04:31 AM): *is freelancer*
FREELANCER852 (11:05:02 AM): *indicates that you are jewish, not amish*
teh rossmum (11:05:29 AM): *seems not to be getting the fact that all this asterisk stuff is directed at himself, not me*
teh rossmum (11:05:51 AM): *also doesn't get that i'm actually only 1/4 jewish by blood apparently*
teh rossmum (11:06:27 AM): and by your logic
teh rossmum (11:06:34 AM): i've had life longer than you
teh rossmum (11:06:39 AM): so you should probably get out
FREELANCER852 (11:07:29 AM): that makes little to no sense
teh rossmum (11:07:40 AM): precisely!
teh rossmum (11:07:51 AM): and just like that, freelancer realised his logic was fucking stupid.
teh rossmum (11:07:55 AM): owned, good sir
FREELANCER852 (11:08:11 AM): go have a foursome with the Jonas Brothers faggot!
freelancer852 is offline (11:09:03 AM)
Your IM will be delivered when the buddy goes online.
worth the dp
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1:32 PM - Agamemnon: k98 is a german rifle, right?
1:33 PM - ross: wow, it's happened
1:33 PM - ross: science has been proven wrong
1:33 PM - Agamemnon: the ozone regenerates, wat
1:33 PM - ross: there is, in fact, something denser than jcap's skull
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[22:42] Ollie: Man
[22:43] Ollie: I thought I hated Perez Hilton before
[22:43] Ollie: (Link: http://gawker.com/5302732/perez-hilt...-by-the-second
[22:44] Jason: I hated him when I first heard his name
[22:45] Jason: i hate anyone who picks a pseudonym to sound like a famous socialite
[22:46] Jason: who is famous for all the wrong reasons
[22:46] Ollie: There's really no reason not to hate him
[22:46] Jason: (Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perez_h...i/Perez_hilton
[22:46] Jason: look at his fucking picture
[22:46] Ollie: Oh, I know
[22:46] Ollie: I know
[22:46] Jason: i hate him so much, i resent the fact that his name is Mario
[22:47] Ollie: Here's a thought
[22:47] Ollie: There is a chance that we have breathed the same oxygen molecules he has.
[22:47] Jason: stop
[22:47] Jason: this is like listing the ingredients in a hot dog
[22:47] Jason: i don't want to know
[22:48] Jason: la la la la la la la la
[22:48] Jason: *closes window and reopens chat*
Session Close (Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:14 2009 -0700
Session Start (iMod53:Ollie): Thu Jun 25 22:48:15 2009 -0700
[22:48] Jason: back
From AAAQuote:
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats in Islamabad and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross". Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country's military capability.
It's not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Americans meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes on all of their allies, just in case.
Meanwhile on the other side of the world....
New Zealand has also raised its security levels - from "baaa" to "BAAAA!". Due to continuing defence cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister's bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is "Shut, I hope Austrulia will come end riscue us". In the event of invasion, New Zealanders will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called "Bondi".
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, mate". Three more escalation levels remain: "Crikey!", "I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend" and "The barbie is cancelled". There has not been a situation yet that has warranted the use of the final escalation level.
http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/i...s/icon_lol.gif
PS: I did not make that joke...... but I it makes me laugh http://allaircraftarcade.com/forum/i.../icon_wink.gif
I can't rep Rossmum.
(02:42) Cobby:don't worry ive known alot more hot tempered people
(02:43) Cobby:i was stuck in a class full of assholes in my past electronics course at college haha
(02:43) Ross:heh
(02:43) Cobby:not sure if you know what i mean by a typical chav but that pretty much sums them up
(02:43) Ross:yeah, i have a fair idea
(02:45) Cobby:best bit was, they had a shit sense of health and safety, we had a exam to pass the course and when it came to "you find a man being electrocuted what do you do?
A: hit their hand away with a wooden stick
B: drag them away with a wet towel or
C: give them a cigarrete
....they all chose c
(02:45) Ross:lmao
(02:45) Cobby:some of them had to retake the test about 4 times