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Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it dead.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "You've made a mistake, my friend. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or I rape you brutally."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. The black bear had his way with Frank.
Though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it between the eyes.
His feelings of jubilation were interrupted by another tap on his shoulder. This time a fairly large grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin. You've got two choices, I can't say they're much different from last time."
Again, Frank chose to lose his dignity rather than his life.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Completely outraged, Frank headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and kill it.
He felt sweet revenge, then a familiar tap on his shoulder.
He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there, somewhere around 9 feet tall.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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