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(12:29:14 PM) roboplawar: Time to choose, Dr. Freeman.
(12:29:38 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: wut
(12:29:40 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: why
(12:29:41 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: no
(12:29:42 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: fuck
(12:29:52 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: *Shoots a combine*
(12:29:53 PM) roboplawar: *adjusts tie*

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Nerds.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/4806/lolksz.jpg

Taken from playing Perfect World earlier. I lol'd hard at his stupidity. If youre going to pose as someone.. at least dont sound like an idiot.

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(01:51:35 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: heh, ircd-hybrid won't update my MOTD... stupid old piece of shit irc server...
(01:51:45 PM) roboplawar: motd?
(01:51:49 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: message of the day...
(01:51:54 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: You don't know what MOTD means? OH GOD
(01:52:01 PM) roboplawar: >_>
(01:52:07 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: It's a very generic term...
(01:52:37 PM) roboplawar: your face is a very generic term
(01:52:45 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: You're a very generic term.
(01:52:56 PM) roboplawar: your mom was a very generic term last night

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I love editing conversations to make them funnier

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Originally Posted by arteen

Oh, wonderful. The dozens of hours we put into adding 8 more floors to the Library, wasted, because apparently some people here don't want Library to last 6 hours. Each floor was meticulously designed to feel just like the other 11 floors, but it seems that our effort was in vain. Your loss, guys. Your loss. I hope you're happy.

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I can just see somebody taking that seriously.

Jcap and I were talking about Half-Life 2 not having Halo-esque melee.

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[21:28] jcap: I'm just saying that they should have melee. That's all that rant was about
[21:28] jcap: :p
[21:29] p0lar_bear: consoletards and their quickmelees :eyesroll:
[21:29] p0lar_bear: wait shit did i say that out loud? :v:
[21:29] jcap: what do you do in close combat scenarios when you're out of ammo?
[21:29] p0lar_bear: hit G
[21:29] p0lar_bear: and fling a toilet at someone
[21:29] p0lar_bear: :c00l:

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:owned:

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

Jcap and I were talking about Half-Life 2 not having Halo-esque melee.



:owned:

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I think the point is more that if you have something that's perfectly good for bludgeoning, you should be able to use it to bludgeon something d:

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Originally Posted by ExAm

I think the point is more that if you have something that's perfectly good for bludgeoning, you should be able to use it to bludgeon something d:

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Quite. Smacking people with a rifle is an American past time.

This is science we're talking about, people.

If you have a gun that can manipulate zero-point engergy, you don't just run around smacking people with the butt of your gun.

You shoot the butt of the gun at people. :v:

or you just shoot butts with things.