just a load of random bullshit to confuse the poor blonde girl lol
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just a load of random bullshit to confuse the poor blonde girl lol
[22:37] 孩子九零八: but i was outside drinking cold soda
[22:37] SonWolf²: wat the eff
[22:37] SonWolf²: ur mind iz like *toinks* loopy
[22:37] SonWolf²: 1000 things goin through ur mind in just a second
[22:37] 孩子九零八: and?
[22:37] SonWolf²: damn u asian!!!!
[22:37] 孩子九零八: u asian too
[22:37] SonWolf²: O.o
[22:37] SonWolf²: goddamn it
[22:37] 孩子九零八: unless you lied
[22:37] SonWolf²: lol
[22:37] SonWolf²: <--- phail asian
[22:38] 孩子九零八: <- pwnage asian
[22:38] * SonWolf² /wrist
[22:38] * 孩子九零八 shot a cow
[22:38] * SonWolf² EPIC PHAIL BEYOND HELP
[22:38] 孩子九零八: oh w8 ur not hindu so that wouldn't work on u
[22:38] * SonWolf² O.o a cow lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: lol
[22:38] SonWolf²: OH HHHHH
[22:38] SonWolf²: I JUST GOT THAT JOKE
[22:38] SonWolf²: ZOMFG UR FKED UP
[22:39] SonWolf²: LOLOLOLOLOL
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 im in charge of malasia
[22:39] SonWolf²: <Invalid / command. Type /help for help>
[22:39] SonWolf²: im making that thing a siggy nao lol
[22:39] * 孩子九零八 ima chargin mah laser
[22:39] 孩子九零八: LMAO
[22:39] SonWolf²: lol
[22:39] 孩子九零八: what? my a cow
[22:40] 孩子九零八: joke?
[22:40] SonWolf²: jess
[22:40] 孩子九零八: u should copy the part that said
[22:41] SonWolf²: fail
[22:41] SonWolf²: no lol
[22:41] SonWolf²: that 1 fail
[22:41] 孩子九零八: XD
[22:41] 孩子九零八: im posting this
[22:41] 孩子九零八: convo
[22:41] SonWolf²: no
[22:41] SonWolf²: i'll rape u if u do
[19:52:55] <a_baby_seal> nigger
[19:52:57] <a_baby_seal> get out
[19:52:59] <a_baby_seal> fagot'
[19:53:03] <a_baby_seal> get oitu
[19:53:10] <a_baby_seal> getetetetetetetetTejotiWETJopwejggjgjjsjgjsjdjgjgj fjdjsjdjfg
[19:53:25] <a_baby_seal> jyie3jyikj3iyj34ij34yie3ij3ij3yij3yij3ijij3ij3ij3e jw3yije3yijyjyjyjyjyjyjkmikyjikjyikjikjikjyijijijy ikjikjyhikjikyhjikjikyhjikjikyhjkjyikjike3jkw2yjw3 ryhqa3yhe3r54yhu35yhe3
I roffled.Quote:
Little kid: I told you, I'm not a little kid, I'm a young adult!
Lol. How young is "little"?
What? You were doing that to people as well? Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by n00b1n8R
That hurts...Quote:
Me :
So honestly, why haven't we had sex yet?
Friend :
Cuz you're too small
The evils of coin-op laundry machines. They eat quarters and shit out lies.
And now I am banned from using the washing machines in my building. I am now expected to somehow carry all of my dirty laundry on my bike to the nearest coin-op laundromat, two miles away, as I have no car.Quote:
me: Time to wash my clothes. *puts clothes in only washer available in my building (there's a foot of snow on the ground preventing me from going anywhere else)*
washer: Insert $1.25
me: *inserts quarter, which clinks obviously in with the rest of the quarters*
washer *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Lolwut? Well, I guess mistakes happen now and again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: WAAAAAT! *bangs washer with foot*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: ... what? *inserts yet another quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: FUCK YO- oh, god dammit, the thing must have a loose connection. *reaches behind washer, pulls plug, reattaches it firmly*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: Sigh, here we go again. *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $1.00
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.75
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.50
me: *inserts quarter*
washer: Insert $0.25
me: Phew. *inserts quarter*
washer: *blinks* Insert $1.25
me: *screams and starts kicking washer violently*
apartment staff guy: What the hell are you doing?!
me: *startled* Oh, the damn thing keeps eating my money, and it won't wash my clothes!
apartment staff guy: Well, if you're treating it like that of course it does! Here, lemme. *grabs my roll of quarters before I can react, and starts putting them in the laundry machine.*
washer: Insert $1.25, $1.00, $0.75, $0.50, $0.25, Select cycle.
apartment staff guy: *Pushes button, washer comes to life*
me: Huh, the thing kept resetting every time I put in $1.25...
apartment staff guy: Sure. *leaves*
washer: *stops, blinks* Insert $1.25
me: YYYYYEEEEEARGH! *starts kicking the shit out of washer again*
apartment staff guy: *hears me, comes back in*
I think I'm going to go murder something now, brb.
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i think i made my point
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: doubled the nearest team mate, over 100 points
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: like 6 dominations
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: lol
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: nothing but demo spam
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: what team?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i was on yours
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: or have you given up?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: i'm out for tonight
-=AWOL=-Phobalic: ok
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: all this demo faggotry has me le tired
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: you know
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: theres only so many times you can click a mouse hey
:colbert:
Tomorrow, we soldier whore. Then you'll know the truth of tf2 fagatory.
CanteenBoy: did you realy let a dog hump you???
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was soo like, wet..
CanteenBoy: did u eat his cum?
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: it was in my ass... so no
CanteenBoy: i would have had a spoon on hand
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: i only have one spoon and it got stuck in the other dogs ass :(
CanteenBoy: piss
CanteenBoy: hate when that happns
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: yeah, i cant afford another one, i dunno wat to do :(
CanteenBoy: carve a wooden one
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: with what wood
CanteenBoy: hmm..mb a cocanutshell
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: thars coconuts here? :O
CanteenBoy: i dunno nevber been to ausie
CanteenBoy: use an aborigines’ scull
CanteenBoy: they n***ers too
[FBI] duCky | HCEL: YAH! GOOD IDEA IMA GO DO IT NOW KK, BAI BAI <3 U
CanteenBoy = Gonzo, for those who know him.