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^Noice.

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Originally Posted by bash.org

#739936 +(4134)- [X]
<Turkeyslam> oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and shit, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or some shit
<Turkeyslam> and across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore fucking grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some shit
<Turkeyslam> going "yeah boiiii"
<Turkeyslam> and one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered "fucking niggers"
<Turkeyslam> I choked on my fucking jolt cola

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:lmao:

fucking lol

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(12:30:13 PM) Rob Oplawar: oh my god, dude
(12:30:18 PM) Rob Oplawar: that concert was fucking amazing
(12:30:28 PM) Rob Oplawar: those guys are insanely talented
(12:30:35 PM) Admiral Bacon: oh my god, dude
(12:30:39 PM) Admiral Bacon: that Podacity recording was fucking amazing
(12:30:47 PM) Admiral Bacon: those guys are insanely talented
(12:31:20 PM) Rob Oplawar: ...

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Rob doesn't understand the awesomeness of the Podacity.

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[13:58] Jason: how do you have more posts than ross, what is this alchemy
[13:58] kornman00: oh snap! post audit *runs away*
[13:59] Jason: ಠ_ಠ

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ಠ_ಠ

Could be something to do with the bit where I was banned for several months, and then my internet conked out for another month or two after that

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[20:53] HDoan (halodoan): I dont model much
[20:54] Epic Floyd Guy (stfloyd101): Oh ok hold on lemme go get a more professional description
[20:54] <E-dictator onotix (anonymous305) (Power User) has entered the room>
[20:54] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): fuck man
[20:54] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): y u so sexy
[20:54] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): oh..
[20:54] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): wrong chat
[20:54] Epic Floyd Guy (stfloyd101): lawl
[20:55] HDoan (halodoan): quoting that
[20:55] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): lol
[20:55] E-dictator onotix (anonymous305): DO IT

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Wow

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Originally Posted by ßðÐŻÍ££å

FUCK

i just knew snaf was white!
no black man could ever reach moderator status!

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Obamod.

E:
(4:39:45 AM) English Mobster: then i moved and decided to fuck my mom and live with my dad

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[12:57:46 PM] Pyong: lol
[12:57:49 PM] Pyong: \whoar
[12:57:58 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \boar
[12:58:04 PM] Pyong: \fag
[12:58:08 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \hag
[12:58:14 PM] Pyong: \skank
[12:58:26 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \bank
[12:58:34 PM] Pyong: \cunt
[12:58:41 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \bLunt
[12:58:48 PM] Pyong: \tard
[12:58:57 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \lard
[12:59:04 PM] Pyong: \nub
[12:59:09 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \flub
[12:59:11 PM] Pyong: \orange
[12:59:16 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \doorhinge
[12:59:19 PM] Pyong: \wtf
[12:59:37 PM] Pyong: lol
[12:59:37 PM] Anthony Sciutto: I
[12:59:41 PM] Pyong: \dicks
[12:59:42 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \???
[12:59:51 PM] Anthony Sciutto: \licks

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wtf

I stand by it.