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i just love how little kids sometimes go "i'd beat you in 1v1"...my normal response is "ok, gimmie a second", at this point i go to custom games, set up normal slayer, and invite the kid...after either waiting 5 minutes or winning i decided to go back about my business
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oh and hi Bham
Had bitch simular to this last year, my sister had a friend come up here for a week went back come then came back 3 weeks later this time to stay for two weeks....the first houyr shes up here hell broke loose because when she was here before she had met a boy and while comming up here which is a 4 hour drive from her place she had been arranging the kid to come round without permission when it was 12pm.
Next day after being questioned on why she thought it would be a good idea to get the entire neighborhood to our front door she flipped out and pretty much legged it to the boys house called my parents every name under the sun and stayed at her new boyfriends house for the rest of the time she was up here, she only knew the kid for maybe a month?
Her parents did not want to know a god damned thing about what was going on and told us it was our fault she flipped out because she was questioned about her stupidity.
My father went to collect her after two weeks and put the child locks on and didnt stop untill he got to her home [pretty much all motorway/highway so there was little chance of her getting out the car]
Since then she has come back up and permanently moved in with her boyfriend, she has pretty much cut ends with her family [i am so glad i am in no way related...i would denouce her and probably call police] every now and then i see her in town while im with friends and each time she freaks out and tries avoiding me.
The bitch is 18 now and is so dumb that she makes some blonde bimbo look like einstein, when she was 16 she didnt know what pregnancy was or how to get pregnant...
I can see her life leading her to a very sore butt...
that has what to do with kids on halo? Just curious.Quote:
Originally Posted by =sw=warlord
Waste of your time.Quote:
Originally Posted by sevlag
Take up his offer, don't follow through, and when he spams you with invites or messages, act like you've never seen him before and that you're going to report him for harassment if he keeps bugging you.
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then they cry.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
You know whats fun?
Tell kids you can get them a 50 in halo and that all they have to do is give you their password and name.
it works
every
single
TIME.
Then keep it and don't even use it.
Zeit Paradox, systematically taking every annoying and stupid child's xbl profile.
E: I dont charge their cards however. Thats just fucked up.
After having your fill of little baby tears, select Block Communications, and enjoy the fact that you just made some dipshit sit in a lobby for probably half an hour waiting for you so he could jerk off his e-peen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathen
And I was thar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donut
nah, I like their crying. Then comes pleading. Then comes threats of getting their parents on the mic. I had a kid do that. I just talked shit to his parents for about 30 minutes.Quote:
Originally Posted by p0lar_bear
Kids are dumb. Parents are dumb.
And their parents love hearing that they just lost 60 dollars because their stupid kid was stupid enough to give me his password.
A lot of times, if they have a card, I tell the parents something along the lines of: "If I wasn't doing this for the sick pleasure of making your son cry so I can laugh and get my jollies off, I could easily use the credit card you have on here for a multitude of things, but I wont because it has happened to me before and it sucks. Let this be a warning, just don'"t let your son have xbox live.
as funny and awesome as that is heathen, i would be careful doing that since the parents could report you for that. it does ultimately come down to the stupidity of the kid for giving you his password, but im sure they would find a way to turn that around on you.
This isn't really Live-related but several times I had kids threaten me on the Xfire forums. I truly pity those of you who have not had the experience of a dopey, pudgy 14-year-old posting photos of themselves with their assorted airsoft guns or photos of AKs they've found on the internet and then telling you in some bastardised gangsta-speak how if they ever see you, they'll cap you with their nine.
Oddly enough, the kid stopped posting after I told him I'd meet him at Kingsford-Smith :haw: