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tvtyrant: *Walks in* "I thought I told you to gtfo my house!!!!!!!" *Donut runs*
=Σ= Haybot: rofl yeah i can see that happening
tvtyrant: Or you can put on your epic battle theme
=Σ= Haybot: i could
tvtyrant: And fuck some shit up
=Σ= Haybot: with the robe
tvtyrant: Literally
tvtyrant: Have sex with her dad
tvtyrant: Thats the secret of getting in
=Σ= Haybot: mmmm
=Σ= Haybot: or well
=Σ= Haybot: what i meant to say was
=Σ= Haybot: no
tvtyrant: O rly?
=Σ= Haybot: but it came out as a sexual moan
=Σ= Haybot: idk why
tvtyrant: How do you think his wife got in?

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Lolz

Hunter (martynball): Whats backburner do?
[»ШМ«]Advancebo (advancebo): its a particle thing i believ

so? i confused afterburn with backburner.

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Originally Posted by DEEhunter

Hunter (martynball): Whats backburner do?

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The worst weapon ever made for terrible pyros. :realsmug:

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Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

The worst weapon ever made for terrible pyros. :realsmug:

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What was that? I can't hear you over the sound of the hundred crits i'm getting on the cart pushers. :haw:

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Story of my rife.

I'm not here right now

Stranger: asl big boi?
You: Im a guy
Stranger: well hii :)
Stranger: whats your name??
You: John
You: yours?
Stranger: hi john :)
You: Hi
Stranger: im abby
You: hai
Stranger: how old are you??
You: 15
You: also
Stranger: ohh nice im 20
You: OMFG A GURL ON TEH INTERNETZ??!!?1!?11!1
Your conversational partner has disconnected

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[13:02] Gamma927: guess what
[13:02] Gamma927: you'll never believe this
[13:02] Gamma927: are you ther?
[13:08] Elefant: wat
[13:08] Elefant: wat will i not believe
[13:08] Gamma927: zteam's releasing their first h3 map in august
[13:08] Elefant: zomg
[13:08] Elefant: :awesome:
[13:08] Gamma927: wait
[13:09] Gamma927: so you believe it?
[13:09] Gamma927: cuz it's obviously a lie
[13:09] Gamma927: :|
[13:09] Elefant: :\
[13:09] Elefant: fack u
[13:09] Elefant: >:C
[13:09] Gamma927: lol

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lol I got owned.

A friend was asking me for woman advice, he went to an all guy Highschool and so now that he's in college he's all sorts of WTF DO I DO.

I was telling him what i have picked up over the years and such, and then was like "I'll tell you what NOT to do." I looked over at my roommate and his girlfriend. "When Rozio (the girl) first started coming over.. one of the first times she was here... she jumped in your bed and started rolling around in your sheets exclaiming about how comfortable they are. Now... I know that if a girl jumped in my bed and did that... I'd be getting laid that night.... instead what'd you do? You bragged about the thread count in your sheets."