Landover Babtist Church

Some of you may have seen this before, but It's still funnier than shit.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=19458

"I noticed that you have a lot of threads about women and how they should act and be treated. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/thumbsup.gif
I discovered a situation that I have not yet found the answer to. You see, just the other day I walked in on my wife in the shower (I don't allow her to lock any doors in the house, unless I say otherwise) and I was led to believe that she was pleasuring herself. We have a retractable shower head, and when I walked in, it was near her devil's layer and she seemed unusually embarrassed. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/images/smilies/fear2.gif

Though I did punish her, I don't know what else to do beyond these lines.
I need advice on what the right thing to do would be.

Your Brother in Faith,
Dustin "

The whole forum has threads like this. Tried registering to brush up on my trollin, but got banned before I could activate my account :golfclap:

also, fake

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=27509

:lmao:

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My father used to slug momma in the gut when she was pregnant with me, and it taught her AND me a lesson! I turned out fine, so will your son! http://www.landoverbaptist.net/image...s/thumbsup.gif

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Priceless.

This is more sad than funny tbh. But part of the funny part is that no matter how right they think they are, nobody outside of their community will listen to them. :lol:

We must name the members of that forum the Official Trolls of the Interwebs.

Hey ganon, hit me up on xfire, I got an account activated for the site. :realsmug:

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Originally Posted by ultama121

This is more sad than funny tbh. But part of the funny part is that no matter how right they think they are, nobody outside of their community will listen to them. :lol:

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Woosh breh. It's ok though, it can be kind of hard to tell.


its ALL trolls

Fuck I got caught, apparently some of them play half life 2, I went in as father gregori rofl. :iamafag:

Come on, guys. It's satire.

I don't understand the question. I've given sister Thumper so many black eyes, split lips and broken teeth that I've lost track. She occasionally overcooks my steaks, leaves dust bunnies under the davenport, and forgets to feed the bear dogs.

The girl means well, but I feel that I have a Christian duty to train her for future married life. I believe that Jesus expects us Men to train women thusly. If we don't, who will?