Most you have been owned on the internet.

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February 4th, 2009, 10:51 PM
Lex1337

Most you have been owned on the internet.

Warning: May contain unappropriated material.

What is the most you have ever been owned on the internet? Whether it be rick rolled, or 2girls1cupped on.

Phopojijo: No Porn!

Mines was phonetrace.
February 4th, 2009, 10:56 PM
Con

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

I've been rickrolled by boba a couple times, that's about it :shrug:
February 5th, 2009, 12:53 AM
Mr Buckshot

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Went to a fake game site by accident, some "patch" I was downloading gave me a virus but it got picked up by Spysweeper before it could do any damage.
February 5th, 2009, 01:33 AM
itszutak

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Rickrolled a few times, that's it

A friend of mine tried to link me to Mr. Hands once
February 5th, 2009, 02:12 AM
NuggetWarmer

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?
February 5th, 2009, 03:40 AM
Timo

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

I clicked too many links in #gbh a few years ago, and those images will never leave me :smith:
February 5th, 2009, 08:58 AM
Lex1337

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NuggetWarmer

What does the phone trace do? Exactly what it says, or is it a scam?

The only way you'll find out is if you try it.
February 5th, 2009, 06:37 PM
Donut

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

zeph.
dont ever bitch about operating systems lol
this has gotten me and a few others.
owned lol
February 5th, 2009, 06:41 PM
Heathen

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

lol, phonetrace is ooooooold.

Srs.

But still I have been owned quite well in the past.
February 5th, 2009, 07:11 PM
Syuusuke

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

The "You are an idiot" window flying around on my screen (when was this...2002, 03?), then after that I was extremely careful, or I positively embraced the jokes =D
February 5th, 2009, 07:12 PM
DarkHalo003

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:
February 5th, 2009, 07:27 PM
Donut

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkHalo003

I rickrolled Donut when I told him a link to youtube was the CMT commentary. IT was priceless. He had his speakers turned up and everything. :lmao:

you shut your hole
February 5th, 2009, 09:18 PM
Lex1337

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Has any here ever been interior crocodile alligator'd?
February 5th, 2009, 10:19 PM
Ifafudafi

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Phopojijo edit: NO!!! Any more of this and I'm going to start infracting, once, but that's it. I caught on to the Rick Roll before I was ever subject to it.
February 5th, 2009, 10:38 PM
Rentafence

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.
February 5th, 2009, 10:39 PM
jngrow

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

^(ifadufaiaiaifduai)Dude, you gotta spoiler that or warn or not post the link or something.

Eh, I've gotten that super Rick Roll, oh and Steady Hand 2. Fucked me up.
February 5th, 2009, 11:26 PM
Cojafoji

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.
February 5th, 2009, 11:31 PM
Rook

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Can't think of anything major, although when I was 13 or so someone tricked me over an IM saying they were hacking me and stuff... and I believed it.
February 8th, 2009, 10:00 PM
legionaire45

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

GNAA'd a few times.

Numerous shock sites.

If I was given a dollar for every time I've almost thrown up because of something I saw on the internet I'd be very rich.
February 9th, 2009, 01:54 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rentafence

I was fapping when a site advised me to, -ahem- install appropriate video codecs to view this video. Then spy sherrif rolled into town.

i know.
done that like 3 times tbh.

I swear fapping fucks with ya head.
"NO, we've been down this road before it's a fucking trojan you idiot, homes many times have i told you... NO DONT FUCKING CLICK IT.... why did you click that, omfg.... what are you.... omfg..... AHHH IT BURNS GET IT OFF ME ARRGGHH
Will i dream dave?"
**HUURRGGHH BLLLAHHHH**

makes me smith every time.
February 9th, 2009, 01:55 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cojafoji

Laying aside the very tedious arguments that I've been involved in over the years, I'd have to say the worst was when I...

Oh wait.

Never been owned that I can remember. Feel free to prove me wrong.

i could shottag goatse in a -rep for you if you want.......
February 9th, 2009, 02:05 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Rickroll, goatse, meatspin, 2g1c (voluntarily :v:).. the list goes on.

I've pwnd zilla and a bunch of AWOL's with some shit I find on 4chan. :3
February 9th, 2009, 02:08 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

what about the Dick -> vagina (or man gina that really really looked like a gina) photoshoot.

got some serious what the fucks out of that.
February 9th, 2009, 02:45 AM
p0lar_bear

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

That old "Subliminal Messages" flash screamer that flashes those demonic images at you while they have you listening to a quiet song for subliminal messages.

Friend and I had nightmares for weeks. It's at Albinoblacksheep if anyone's man enough to try it.
February 9th, 2009, 02:50 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Nightmares over that?

your a big ol softy p0lar.
had my first nightmare in probably a decade the other week.
A rare type of cancer that made the creation of Penis's under my skin, that burst through and teared my body where they emerged.
there was like 7 of them.
CRRRAAWWWLLLLIIINNNNGGG IIINNNN MMMMMYYYYY SSSKKKKIIINNN
is not enough to explain how fucking disgusting and wrong it felt.

:shudder:
February 9th, 2009, 03:20 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

hey remember those penis bumps? :sick:
February 9th, 2009, 05:04 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

i actually have them.

very very small though. not that crazy fucking CM PENIS BUMP WTF?!??!
it just means i'm more evolved then you.
February 9th, 2009, 05:29 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

N, you're less evolved since your more closely related to cats than I am. :colbert:
February 9th, 2009, 05:50 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

yeah but my penis is for superior fertilization!

n00b get them the link so they know what where talking about.
also theres another thing thats like hair follicles undeveloped under the skin.

got that as well, very mild though.

I'm a natural rough rider baby.
February 9th, 2009, 08:23 AM
cheezdue

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Why all this talk about rough penis?
February 9th, 2009, 08:25 AM
mech

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Haha, you have bumps on your cock!
February 9th, 2009, 11:54 PM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

do you guys really really want links?
February 10th, 2009, 12:10 AM
Con

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

oh, once I thought a penis was a hotdog
February 10th, 2009, 02:05 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

bad mustard hey.
February 10th, 2009, 03:20 PM
ICEE

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

worst thing ever to happen to me was when a friend linked me to a video called "scat porn while I play unfitting music"

I was not happy
February 11th, 2009, 01:03 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link
February 11th, 2009, 10:29 AM
CN3089

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

I've never been owned, I'm the one doing the owning thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2.../emot-smug.gift
February 11th, 2009, 11:22 AM
InnerGoat

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:
February 11th, 2009, 11:46 AM
CN3089

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by InnerGoat

Some guy on IRC named Kyon has been trolling me and I didn't notice. :smith:

thttp://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c2.../emot-smug.gift
February 11th, 2009, 07:55 PM
Huero

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o
February 11th, 2009, 08:09 PM
TeeKup

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by huerosam

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o

The hell is wrong with you.
February 11th, 2009, 08:19 PM
armoman92

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

u guys ever clicked the members button on the GNAA homepage? It's a treat.
February 11th, 2009, 08:27 PM
Invader Veex

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Worst I got has been 2 Girls 1 Cup once, and a ton of rickrolls. I've learned to like that song. :gonk:
February 11th, 2009, 08:49 PM
Heathen

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?

And honestly? 2g1c? Its hardly that bad guys...man up.

There is worse stuff at efukt than 2g1c.
February 12th, 2009, 12:15 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by huerosam

saw a video of a guy swallowing a glass with his asshole
the glass shatters
and he shits it out
blood and all.
I didn't flinch ;o

He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:
February 12th, 2009, 01:07 AM
itszutak

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b1n8R

He doesn't shit it out, some of it falls out and he tries (rather pathetically/hilariously) to fish the rest out with his hand. :lmao:

eeeerrgh
February 12th, 2009, 02:57 AM
ExAm

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

A friend sent me a link that continually opened up Goatse in new browser windows while playing loudly the words "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING GAY PORN!"

I muted my speakers and force-quit Safari (i was on a mac at the time) :v:

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b1n8R

http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gifNOT SAFE FOR WORK/PREPARE TO :gonk: http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif http://sa.tweek.us/emots/images/emot-siren.gif

l2pearlypenilepapules

Link

Oh hey I've had that for as long as I can remember. Always thought it was left over from when my foreskin detached :downs:
February 12th, 2009, 03:51 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:
February 12th, 2009, 04:01 AM
ExAm

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by n00b1n8R

Enjoy your mutilated dick ExAm. :downsgun:

If you're uncircumcized, the foreskin detaches from the corona of the glans, most of the time by 3 years old, but never later than puberty (mine detached around puberty, and the nubs were probably caused because i started wanking before it fully detached, which probably pulled it off prematurely) :|

l2anatomy, gosh. Enjoy the mental image. It is punishemnt for your ignorance :awesome:
February 12th, 2009, 05:59 AM
n00b1n8R

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Orite, I misread your post.
Never mind. :facepalm:
February 12th, 2009, 06:37 AM
Bodzilla

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heathen

Evolution made your penis ridged for her(his?) pleasure bod?

you wouldnt even know they where there unless you looked for them, i didnt.
the one in the article is ridiculous out of proportion and hideous naturally.

mine are very small, like the point of a pin sized small ridges.
like 50% of people have them apparently.

the other i'm not so sure, it's like undeveloped hair follicles and it just looks like if somone has pulled a hair on your arm. the skin bumps up a bit (not as much as if they pulled it) and thats about it.
Mainly round the hair line.

hell i've had a couple chicks wank me off and they where none the wiser lol.

also yes, For the pleasure baby.
that and raking out rival males sperm :D

we aint so different for monkies after all :p
February 12th, 2009, 06:41 PM
Con

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

On the subject, it look's like I've got em too, very small and hardly noticeable.
February 12th, 2009, 07:01 PM
Choking Victim

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 ~~deal~~postcount anyone?
February 12th, 2009, 08:35 PM
Needles

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Never really. Google chrome stops all my rick roll problems by stopping pop-ups and immediately closing the page. And I don't click on what I don't trust.
February 12th, 2009, 08:36 PM
Needles

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choking Victim

Hey guys, lets talk about dicks. This thread looks gay as fuck to someone just coming in now...why all the cocks?

Also, 555 ~~deal~~postcount anyone?

Subject change?
February 12th, 2009, 09:05 PM
p0lar_bear

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.
February 12th, 2009, 11:23 PM
Lex1337

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by p0lar_bear

RickRolling doesn't count as ownage hth.

I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.
February 13th, 2009, 01:40 AM
ExAm

Re: Most you have been owned on the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lex1337

I consider that one unclosable one as ownage.

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