So the Westboro Baptist Church is coming to my school next month.

http://www.godhatesfags.com/schedule.html

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04/24/2009 2:00 PM - 2:40 PM Bethesda, MD Walt Whitman High School - Dead Fag ALERT! 7100 Whittier Boulevard We are going to picket this High School. Did you know they named a High School after this filthy fag? He was a HUGE supporter of the wounded soldiers. That is he would "visit" them and then take sexual advantage of them. Yes, that's the fags' idea of support and "love". He bragged about it in his writings. And everyone turned a blind eye because he was spending hours and hours "grooming" his victims while he changed bed pans and such. Being the lazy, self-righteous slugs that they were/are, they could care less what he did to the victims so long as THEY did not have to put in the hours. You see that is what Maryland believes is a righteous person. That certainly explains A LOT about Maryland, and specifically explains why God hates them so much. Romans 10:3 For they being ignorant of God?s righteousness, and going about to establish their own righteousness, have not submitted themselves unto the righteousness of God. AMEN!

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First off, this thread IS NOT going to become a shitfest about homosexuality or religion. We've had plenty of those and they always end in infractions and/or lockage.

Second, don't bother making useless posts like "lol u shud kil them". We all know they suck, but I'm not looking to do anything that'll get me in trouble.

I'm not saying you can't talk about that, I'm saying don't make blatantly retarded posts about religion (ex : heh this is why religion sucks), gays (heh serves the gays right), or doing illegal stuff (heh you should try to shoot them).

Afaik there's a counter-protest being planned. They're starting right as school gets out and I'm basically a 5-minute walk away, so I can get stuff from my house and bring it back in a reasonable time. Of course, that assumes that they actually show up; iirc they often "plan" protests but end up not showing.

Suggestions? :tehlag:

My 11th grade trip is camping at a large dark cave, and our chaperon is gay:gonk:

They're too thick headed that I don't think any action would make much difference or be worth it. Other than proving their religion wrong...but lets not go there.

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My 11th grade trip is camping at a large dark cave, and our chaperon is gay:gonk:

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"just imagine all the cum"

This made my day, You should dress in tight "fancy" clothes and try to antagonize some of them.
Or just get something very smelly and place it where they will be protesting.

Load the shotgun
'nough said...

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My 11th grade trip is camping at a large dark cave, and our chaperon is gay:gonk:

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Oh wow I bet he will try to take advantage of all the guys. :rolleyes:

Can you guys not read?

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First off, this thread IS NOT going to become a shitfest about homosexuality or religion. We've had plenty of those and they always end in infractions and/or lockage.

Second, don't bother making useless posts like "lol u shud kil them". We all know they suck, but I'm not looking to do anything that'll get me in trouble.

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I'm not saying you can't talk about that, I'm saying don't make blatantly retarded posts about religion (ex : heh this is why religion sucks), gays (heh serves the gays right), or doing illegal stuff (heh you should try to shoot them).

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Well to be honest then there is not a lot to be said.
They are morons, and the majority of us know better than they do.
Ignore them completely.

You could hold a pro-gay protest right next to them
it wouldn't get you in trouble :)

Get a bunch of guys to make out in front of them.
EDIT: Also girls.

Oh, one more thing.

Mooning is legal in Maryland.

Just throwing that in the mix.

To be honest lag, theres nothing to say if we cant talk about you confronting them, or about religion.

I think a group of the school should go and give their piece of mind to the Westboro people, considering they spread their hatred to us all, we should do exactly the same to them.

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Oh, one more thing.

Mooning is legal in Maryland.

Just throwing that in the mix.

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Do it.

Or alternatively, throw together a group of people to also (pseudo-)protest against gays, and get there before them, so when they show up, you tell them to gtfo, we were here first. If they fight you on it, mission accomplished.

If they join in, suddenly turn gay. "Oh man, all this protesting is making me hot, come here, baby..."

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To be honest lag, theres nothing to say if we cant talk about you confronting them, or about religion.

I think a group of the school should go and give their piece of mind to the Westboro people, considering they spread their hatred to us all, we should do exactly the same to them.

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I'm not saying you can't talk about that, I'm saying don't make blatantly retarded posts about religion (ex : heh this is why religion sucks), gays (heh serves the gays right), or doing illegal stuff (heh you should try to shoot them).

E : put this in OP so everyone knows the ground rules.

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Oh, one more thing.

Mooning is legal in Maryland.

Just throwing that in the mix.

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Fruit-bowl 'em. Make em second guess their sexuality.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7E8OcymhcX...1_2D771689.jpg


Do it.

I didn't have enough time to read all the comments, but if it were me.. I would just get out of my chair and yell "God hates people who hates other people, you fags!"

But really, wtf does the school got to do with what people think. :|

EDIT: The post above my'n, is disgust. :|

So I'm currently thinking of doing something with this or this or some other turbohomo song. Remember that I can run home and come back with stuff. There's also going to be several other people in the counter-protest, so we've got that to work off as well. I want to see some creativity people!

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But really, wtf does the school got to do with what people think. :|

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Walt Whitman was gay.

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EDIT: The post above my'n, is disgust. :|

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Oh no, south park nudity!

Uh, please film the protest? :)

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http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7E8OcymhcX...1_2D771689.jpg


Do it.

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That made me gag M&Ms that I was eating.



Honestly, what can you do? Its freedom of religion and speech. They are coming to your school. If somebody is offended or deeply hurt by what they say, they will sue somebody.

Deal with it, and thank your lucky stars that you don't live in a community where most people are Westboroughians.

make a sign saying God hates Homophobes.

wear a cowboy hat.

Wow, I have never seen anyone who are as big of biggots as whoever wrote that flyer.

I say mooning.
And cowboy hat.
And a guy in a Jesus costume, throwing feces at them.

i say you should get a load of people with posters and badges saying "God hates bigots" and then give a copy to every protester there.

Get 2 guys to dress up as Jesus and Moses and have them make out with each other right infront of the Westboro Church Members.

Then do this:

It might be easier to make an idea with the entire school. It won't be a big enough impact if it's a small group of people; everyone's been doing that lately. Just get the whole school to run some prank, and create a horde like they've never seen before...

Eggs, flower, feathers, and TP.

En masse.

Wow. I Ctrl-F'd "god hates " on that page.

"god hates fags"

"god hates fag enablers"

"god hates china"

"god hates turkey" (assuming this is the country and not the delicious poultry)

"god hates the netherlands embassy"

"god hates the vast majority"

Well gentlemen it is settled. God is the emo kid of the universe.

Heres what you do: Dress up as all of those things. At once. I believe in your ability to find a way to do it.

Why don't you just play "What What"

Get a massive stereo to blast "So What" by anti-nowhere league. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sSj4MDnfrI
Lyrics:
Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!


DO IT

Go to school in a wheelchair and have people say you're mute and hold a sign up that says "What did I do wrong god?"

Or make sexual advances on their children.

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Go to school in a wheelchair and have people say you're mute and hold a sign up that says "What did I do wrong god?".

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^ Or mooning kissing and whatwhat

Let them know you appreciate their love for America by them practicing free speech.

Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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Another idea: Get some guys to dress up as Abe Lincoln, pack yourselves into an appropriate vehicle (car for a few people, bus for many), drive up to the protest, pour out of the car/van/bus, and do a dance routine to Gay Bar.

I've got something to put in you,

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR WOOOW!

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Another idea: Get some guys to dress up as Abe Lincoln, pack yourselves into an appropriate vehicle (car for a few people, bus for many), drive up to the protest, pour out of the car/van/bus, and do a dance routine to Gay Bar.

I've got something to put in you,

AT THE GAY BAR, GAY BAR, GAY BAR WOOOW!

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This, but with more then a few guys. Try to get as many guys as you can to help you, try to make the counter...dance as big as possible.

Best option: Get an FM transmitter, get as many cars as possible, park right next to the Westboro Church's protest, have everyone turn up their volume to max with their car doors open, use the FM transmitter to sync all of the cars, then you should all dance on top of the cars.

Then film it and post it on Youtube for all of us to see.

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Suggestions? :tehlag:

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loaded rifle, plenty of ammunition

surely they don't count as human beings, you should be able to get away with it

or what p0lar said

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Counter-protest. Make sure you have a good following.

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most likely suggestion for success right here.

Tell them that they have no right to condemn and that God is not pleased with their methods and what they say. God disagrees with what we do and etc, but he doesn't hate us at all. He loves everyone the same. I honestly disapprove of this church. They are WAY to crooked and are overly radical, taking the Bible out of context to justify their own hatred. You could always dish out the bible on them and tell them all of the sections that scream God loves everyone. They're called Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

Also, tell them that hypocrites who false teach and more overly blasphemy God (because they aren't preaching the RIGHT stuff and therefore are making a bad image of God) will in the end go to Hell.

Whatever you do, DO NOT scream anything along the lines of God not existing. It'll just cause a conundrum and feed their decrepit vigor. Basically, they'll try to condemn you and it'll annoy you to no end.

Where is this church from anyways to think of this stuff?

Make a crucifix. Out of dildos.

Village people

play them

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Duder, this is the Westboro Baptist Church we're talking about, k?

They wear logic-proof vests and helmets to every protest.

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Duder, this is the Westboro Baptist Church we're talking about, k?

They wear logic-proof vests and helmets to every protest.

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I suppose you're right. Why do people have to be so ignorant like this? :gonk:

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I suppose you're right. Why do people have to be so ignorant like this? :gonk:

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Just tell them their all qweer and get on with it.
sooner they completely step out of line sooner they get delt with by the authorities.

Just skip school en mass, who will look more stupid, kids acting immature and dancing in front of the westoboro fags and getting them more publicity or them protesting to an empty building?

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Just skip school en mass, who will look more stupid, kids acting immature and dancing in front of the westoboro fags and getting them more publicity or them protesting to an empty building?

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Excellent point. Of course publicity isn't always good. The world is becoming progressively more accepting of homosexuality, and I doubt this would be received particularly well. Especially since this church has not only claimed that god hates fags, but the chinese, turkish, and probably others as well. They also claim that America is doomed because we're not entirely christian, and that the common form of christianity is foolish lies and devil worship. No, I don't think that many people will particularly approve of this churches attitude.

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Excellent point. Of course publicity isn't always good. The world is becoming progressively more accepting of homosexuality, and I doubt this would be received particularly well. Especially since this church has not only claimed that god hates fags, but the chinese, turkish, and probably others as well. They also claim that America is doomed because we're not entirely christian, and that the common form of christianity is foolish lies and devil worship. No, I don't think that many people will particularly approve of this churches attitude.

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don't forget us, we're fags too and the fires were our punishment

seriously why is it not legal to cull off people like this, there is absolutely no good reason for their continued existence

oh wow, love how theres a handful of 5 year old kids carrying signs with them in that video lmao

Rub your balls up against one of them and claim sexual assault.

Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was funny.


But heh, I looked at there site, and it says:

"God hates you!"

Uh.. I am Christian.. But wait, seems they have the same religion.

I dont get this anymore. Lol.

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don't forget us, we're fags too and the fires were our punishment

seriously why is it not legal to cull off people like this, there is absolutely no good reason for their continued existence

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So the majority of us have someone to hate. If everyone who was wrong and ignorant and evil was killed off, then over time the world would forget what was so bad about them. I think its important that we have someone to look down on, so we know where the bottom is and how to keep ourselves above it.

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Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was funny.


But heh, I looked at there site, and it says:

"God hates you!"

Uh.. I am Christian.. But wait, seems they have the same religion.

I dont get this anymore. Lol.

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Read context, I believe it is directed at the netherland embassy. But then I didn't read the whole deal all the way through, so I could be wrong.

To me, in most cases, it doesn't matter what denomination you are, but if you believe in the same thing then you are the same religion. This is outside of the cases. This is pure radicalism where they take the parts they like from the Bible and call anyone who doesn't agree a heretic. It's purely stupid, especially since they're hypocritical and downright idiotic.

Its against there own religion too. :|

Here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-rCgzL9vwo

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oh wow, love how theres a handful of 5 year old kids carrying signs with them in that video lmao

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sup indoctrination.

We're veering into the danger zone, guys. I warned against this becoming a discussion entirely about religion, so... please try to keep this on-center. (Not saying we're totally off-center now, but I don't want this to become a shitstorm).

I'm really liking some of the ideas (especially the Jesus/Moses mask thing - I'm seriously considering that).

Regarding getting a large counter-protest : that already seems to be coming together. This is a month away and with the average attention span of teenagers I don't know how long it'll hold, but that seems taken care of.

Regarding music : more suggestions guys! The only thing I want to be careful of with this is "Disturbing the Peace" or whatever it's called when people play music really loud and it pisses neighbors off. My school is in a pretty dense residential zone, so I don't know what the limit (or if it'd be allowed at all) is...

It's False Teaching and they're blasphemying God by their doing what they're doing. They also try to Condemn people. Only God can Condemn people. They have no right to say if people are condemned to hell or not. It's so stupid and is an utter nono in the Christian faith. Apart from that, they're skinheads.

Lag, what you should do, is get a bible, shove it in their face with all of the highlighted passages that say God loves everyone. That's all you need to do. Or tell them their stuff is pure blasphemying of God and that they're just plain stupid.

Yeah, I like the Jesus/Moses makeout idea, and you should also play "what what" in the background on a boombox.

Lag, wont your school give you some sort of warning for doing any kind of protest? I dont know if you are allowed to protest on school property.... :o

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Lag, wont your school give you some sort of warning for doing any kind of protest? I dont know if you are allowed to protest on school property.... :o

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I assume if they can get a protest permit we can too. That's actually the one thing that makes me thing they might not show up - there isn't much room to stage a protest at the school. There's a sidewalk across the street, but it's lined by houses and on the school's side of the street, the school's property extends so far that if they got off of it they wouldn't even be noticed.

You saw how there were only half-a-dozen protesters at the Chicago march (assuming that the photographer was a journalist, and the guy with the blond hair and the backpack was a student just walking by). They don't need that much space to march in. They are probably going to do something in the parking lot of your school, or somewhere else where they can be seen.

Just be careful (if you do counter-protest) that you don't miss them, otherwise staging a counter-protest will be a partial waste.

I like the the "playing loud music on the opposing side of the street" idea. That and the "signs directly antagonizing what theirs say" idea.

music,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGLZqDXau98

Blare this at them, its silly but so right

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mmskXXetcg

Or you could just Rickroll them.....

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Or you could just Rickroll them.....

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If I still had administrative powers, I'd ban you for just suggesting that. :ehhh:

Make a whole bunch of banners and signs that will look similar to theirs but make yours say that god (God) hates decaf and god hates cats and god hates anything you can think of.
Get a lot of people to carry the signs and just mix in with the protesters and yell whatever is on your particular sign or banner.
It will be a fiasco.
If you do this make sure to do a God hates Nike sign.

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Make a whole bunch of banners and signs that will look similar to theirs but make yours say that god (God) hates decaf and god hates cats and god hates anything you can think of.
Get a lot of people to carry the signs and just mix in with the protesters and yell whatever is on your particular sign or banner.
It will be a fiasco.
If you do this make sure to do a God hates Nike sign.

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OMG, win! :eek: :D

Doesn't this kind of thing count as criminal harassment? If you tell them to GTFO the first time, and they persist in their actions, then the cops can be called in to force them to go away.

At my school, any uninvited guests without visitor passes are immediately told to leave (unless it's a parent emergency kind of thing), and if they refuse the principal has every right to call 911 (and it has happened, some gangsta-looking guy refused to leave once and the police had to drag him out). Another time some religious group handing out free Bibles tried to enter the school and they were immediately ordered to leave, they complied of course but if they'd resisted the police would've come to shove them out. Sure there's nothing wrong with handing out free Bibles but that group came in unauthorized, they didn't get approval from the school beforehand, hence they were obliged to GTFO.

I've seen a lot of suggestions for counter-protests, but to me this just looks like something the police are obliged to handle. Start off by saying "get away from this school or we call the cops," if they don't get the message then dial 911 right in front of them and sit back and enjoy the show. If they have any ounce of sense though, they may back off before the cops come. If they appear menacing in any way, call the cops without warning.

And if they choose not to actually go onto the school grounds but rather block up the road in front of the school, that's also grounds for police action as they're unlawfully obstructing traffic.

Man, someone needs to h4x that website and crash it totally, wipe out everything. Whoever trashes up their website gets cookies from me.

/in before all the flames about "wimpy suggestion."

how about a "God hates Westboro Baptists" sign?

:)
The metric system
Tina Turner
CNN
Chuck Norris (ooo yea)
and of course Australians

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If I still had administrative powers, I'd ban you for just suggesting that. :ehhh:

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Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.

I actually agree with Buckshot. You could get in considerable trouble in multiple ways if you're not careful, especially if you use vulgar language or themes not acceptable in public, such as mooning or indecent exposure.

Hire:

to scare them away.

Or just go with the skip school idea, or petition the school administration to make that a day off just so you can laugh your asses of at them.

I laughed. That guy got lost coz he was concentrating on bouncing his titties.

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Make a whole bunch of banners and signs that will look similar to theirs but make yours say that god (God) hates decaf and god hates cats and god hates anything you can think of.
Get a lot of people to carry the signs and just mix in with the protesters and yell whatever is on your particular sign or banner.
It will be a fiasco.
If you do this make sure to do a God hates Nike sign.

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That's actually a really good idea; they'll get so fucked off that people are joining their protest to take the piss that it'll probably work out to be more effective than the usual 'openly antagonise or trivialise their presence' approaches.

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That's actually a really good idea; they'll get so fucked off that people are joining their protest to take the piss that it'll probably work out to be more effective than the usual 'openly antagonise or trivialise their presence' approaches.

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Oh god, yes.

I wish this was closer to home, I'd join in and do just that.

"But guys, I thought you were protesting that god hates stuff, I was supporting your cause :("

New plan.


Wear these pants.
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i8...1/DSCF0138.jpg

on your head

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i8...1/DSCF0135.jpg

sup gypsy

... I always thought that website was a joke.

You're telling me it's a serious church?

:GONK:

E: Nevermind, I was thinking http://www.lovegodsway.org/

I still say loud music that insults there morals...

Still debating which cult is better.

Heavens Gate or these morons.

holly shit thats already an avatar xD

I had it before him. :saddowns:

Nuh uh.

I did and it's better than yours and why did we get a ton of new emotes but not :colbert:

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New plan.

*PANTS*

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Better plan.

Protest sign:

bodmongler

WHY DID I NOT SEE THAT

Because you're not gay.

You guys are all bland and boring. You know whats cool? Using an uncommon poster who no one will recognize as your avatar.

:cool:

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Still debating which cult is better.

Heavens Gate or these morons.

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Heaven's Gate by far, they at least kept to themselves.

Make a

"God Hates Lag"
and a
"GOD, GIVE US THE TAGS"

Situation update : We got a letter from the school administration today. Basically they confirmed that this is legitimate. They specifically pointed out how they don't show up for most of their protests (as I've mentioned before), but said that there will be police to keep them off of school grounds that day should they actually come. That seriously limits the space that the WBC can use to protest, since as I said earlier the closest off-school land you could use is a small section of sidewalk in front of some houses.

Pretty much the whole school is talking about this - assuming their attention span is long enough to last a month, there would be a pretty massive turnout for a counter-protest. Of course, the school administration might not want us to get involved at all... which would be a pretty big downer (if admittedly understandable).

Well, while you're blasting music at them, might as well play the assumption song too.

I'd think what annoy them most is if you guys ignored them. But where's the fun in that :p

We should all found a technical institute named after a gay person, so they will come to protest. Our institute will specialize in trans-dimensional technology.

When they come to protest, we all leave to go home, and turn on our personal phasers, and just walk literally right through them, ignoring them.

Freddy Mercury trans-dimensional travel institute.

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Freddy Mercury trans-dimensional travel institute.

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Introducing the new Mercury Tran-Road. Go down holes places where no one else has been!




Anywase, I personally would go for the suggestion to bring random protest signs and mesh in with them and create chaos. If they don't show up, still protest random stuff and YouTube it. =D

Man these people grind my gears. Even being raised a Christian my whole life I know how ignorant and wrong these people are, even by their own standards

I say make signs quoting some of the many passages in the Bible that clearly states that god loves all of his children unconditionally, and that he makes people the way they are for a reason. I repeat, Even by their own belief system, they are wrong.

That's why, most people dont like them... :|

(also, same story as you Corndogman..)

I was chillin with my cousin and she called the village people faggots

she is christian

this is proof that all christians are intollerant

:downs:

No, you are depicting an entire group of people, for something some people do? :|

Meh.

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the school administration might not want us to get involved at all... which would be a pretty big downer (if admittedly understandable).

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You guys actually listen to your school administrators? Lucky them...