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    of the Quantum variety Pope's Avatar
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    Instead of celebrating the new year...

    Let's celebrate Innergoat's birthday. Everyone give him a warm applause on reaching is ninety ninth.

    Here's his life story:
    Innergoat went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
    "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
    "That won't do you any good."
    "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am 99 today.


    "I just want my penis to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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    j͆ͪ͟c̓̊͜a̎ͨ̈́ͧṗ̵ ̏ͭ̃sͪ̊͊̒͌̒̏t͗͗ͩͮo̧̊̒̎̽̇̌̋ṗ̸ͪ͑ͩ̐ InnerGoat's Avatar
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    I really like this thread
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    this is a good thread
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    Happy birthday oldtimer.
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    Luv' it. Happy Birthday good sir.
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    goatboy wants his money back?
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    happy birthday!
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    Happy should-be-deathday!
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    99?

    More like 100.
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    Re: Instead of celebrating the new year...

    THE BIG 100!
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