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[rossmum]

oh, dem fukken game artists

actually i think he needs to turn the ao down because right now it goes into the sub-black.

Racer:
PARTY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
YO WHEN I SAY SUB
YOU SAY BLACK

Harry:
WHAT
WHAT
MY NIGGA KASKAD ON THE FUCKIN' DECKS NIGGA

Kaskad:
NINETEEN NINETY MOTHERFUCKIN' ONE

Harry:
MY NIGGA RACE FACE IS IN THE PLACE
DROPPIN FAT RHYMES FOR, THE POPULACE
WHAT
WHAT

Racer:
NOW THERE'S SOMETHIN' Y'ALL GAME ARTISTS DO
Y'ALL ARE FUCKIN' GAME ART, LEMME GIVE YA A CLUE

CRANK THE LAYER OPACITY, IN PHOTOSHOP
GOIN' 187 RACE-ITY ON A MOTHERFUCKIN COP

'CAUSE Y'ALL GO TOO HARD ON DAT AMBIENT OCCLUSION
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THE SOLUTION

CRANK IT DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER
(Crank it down!)


etcetc

Racer [spoken]:
OH SHIT
THEY SHOOTIN UP OCCLUSION LIKE STREET NIGGAS
YO HARRY

Harry [spoken]:
WHAT UP

Racer [spoken]:
BREAK OFF SOME ENGLISH FOR THESE BITCHES

Harry:
I BEEN DROPPIN DIMES LONGER THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES
GOT MORE STRIPES ON MY BELT THAN THE PRISONS GOT CRIMES
MOTHAFUCKAS KNOW THAT MY ART BE THE SHIT
CUZ THE FORUM LIGHTS UP WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN' POST IT
AND YEAH, BITCH, I PAINT IT, USING THAT BRUSH TOOL
SMUDGE IT AROUND, BLUR IT LIKE IT'S COOL, FOOL
SO WHEN YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS GOTTA DROP THAT AO
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKIN' BITCHES; AIN'T GOT THE SKILLS, YO
SO IF EVERYONE SEES YOUR SHIT THEY JUST STAND AND THEY COUGH
MAYBE TAKE THE HINT AND STEP THE FUCK OFF

Kaskad:
HARRY RIDGEWAY IN THE HOUSE, BLOWIN' THAT GAME WIDE OPEN
LEAVE YOU FEELIN' LIKE A FUCKIN' CRACK FIEND, SMOKIN'
ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUST STAND THERE HOPIN' THAT
HE DON'T CRACK A BAT OVER YO HEAD WHILE YOU CHOKIN'
SO TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM THE DJ OF NICE
DROP THAT AO BEFORE WE DROP YOU ON ICE
NIGGAAAAAA

Racer [spoken]:
YEEEAAAAH BUDDY
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ON THEM INTERNETS
YO DJ
BACK THAT SHIT UP

Racer:
YOU MOTHAFUCKAS THINK THAT AO GET YOU FAR?
I'M GAME ART'S CLOSEST THING TO A CHILD STAR
AND I DIDN'T DO IT BY BLACKENING SHIT UP
BAKIN' AO 'TILL MAX IS LIKE, 'SUP
YO, WE SUB-BLACK, GOT OUR NAME FROM THE FACT
THAT KIM DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRECTION IS BACK

Kimono [spoken, cameo]:
FUCK YA'LL BITCHES

Racer:
YEAH, HIS TEXTURES BE CHILLIN'
BUT HE DROPS MORE BLACK THAN BATMAN DROPS VILLAINS
SO MEANWHILE I'D LIKE TO SMARTEN YOU TO IT
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT
THE NEXT TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROP THAT AMBIENT O
ME AND THE CREW GONNA ROLL YOU DOWN SLOW

Harry [spoken]:
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
SUB-BLACK
REMEMBER THE NAME

e/

teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): shit napkin got good
teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): like
teh rossmum (1:51:07 PM): really good
teh rossmum (1:51:09 PM): and really fast
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:29 PM): bitches look out, i got my green name, only trace left is gonna be some stains
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:34 PM): yeah seriously
teh rossmum (1:52:13 PM): lol stains
teh rossmum (1:52:16 PM): unlike atty
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:18 PM): work shit quick like an aggressive napkin while you go get your brain treated with klonapin
teh rossmum (1:52:39 PM): the fuck how do you do that
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:11 PM): thats what bitches say when i pull the switch hitter, leavin block full of bitches bitter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:21 PM): one hitter quitter clitt tickler
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:39 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (1:54:24 PM): and atty don't leave no stains, he's squirtin water, keep him the fuck away from your 12 year old daughter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:55:02 PM): shootin no seeds but he'll do the deed with the first offer

[Bodzilla]

[20:24] The Real Ziz Lady: so i just realized i have a problem with alcohol
[20:25] Dyl: lol
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i just went to pour a bourbon on the table
[20:25] Dyl: dont we all
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: spilt some
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: and was like
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: Fuck
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: so i went to lick it up
[20:25] Dyl: good man
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: then a thought accured to me
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: "you know what, thats straight bourbon
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: it's strong
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: you should pour COKE ON IT FIRST
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: THEN LICK IT UP"
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: just as i reached for the fridge
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: i went
[20:25] The Real Ziz Lady: wait........
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: thats a fucking shit idea
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: brb
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: Licking tables
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: it burns
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: but fuck me it's good
[20:26] The Real Ziz Lady: back
[20:26] Dyl: lol

God i love my family, where all as bad as each other

<3

[rossmum]

harry does it again

(Intro Sketch)
(ambient sounds of guys at a computer, laughing between sentences as if high)
Guy #1 (spoken): Yo man yo shadows aren't fuckin strong y'all needa give that muthafucka some game, nigga
Guy #2 (spoken): Aw shit man you aint playin I'll pump that shit up some
(sound of click+dragging repeatedly)
Guy #1 (spoken): What i tell you homeboy that shit's sizzlin' now nigga
(sound of door being busted open, guy #1 and #2 startled)
Racer (spoken): Well what in the motherfuck might this be?
Guy #2 (spoken): Oh fuck, oh shit, racer man, i swear, this nigga made me do it, i 'ient do nothin i swear race man please man
Racer (spoken): You oughtta shut yo ass up before i lodge my fuckin foot in it mothafucka
Harry (spoken): Aw man wait til Special K hears about this shit man
Kaskad (spoken): And what... the fuck... do we have here ladies and gentlemen?
Guy #2 (spoken): Racer please man, i swear
(Kaskad cocks a pistol)
Kaskad (spoken): You care to explain this shit to me mothafucka? What's goin on there with yo shadows here.
Guy #2 (spoken): I's just tryin to bring out the lighting more man i swear it didnt seem like enough
Harry (spoken): DIDN'T... SEEM... LIKE ENOUGH did it?
Racer (spoken): You realise this shit gets darker and darker and eventually...
Kaskad (spoken): It can't get any darker... It's fuckin' sub black you honkey ass cracka mothafucka
Harry (spoken): What you got here, is a wide range of blacks being represented as one single colour... All the same... You know what we do to racist mothafuckin honkey ass niggas who think blacks are all the fuckin' same?
(guy #1 and #2 scream in terror and gunshots ring out)

[n00b1n8R]

(what did i just read)

[Phobias]

Malcolm says: hey, you're fat.
Corbin says: well theres no need to say it like that
Malcolm says: well sugar coating it won't help your problem.
Corbin says: oh, oh fuck you.
Malcolm says: get it? GET IT? HAHA, FATTY. SWEET ENCOURAGING WORDS ONLY MAKE YOU FATTER.


you know what, I'm going to murder him.

[Rob Oplawar]

(04:47:45 PM) kevin.lange@oasis-games.com: God=kornman00.
(04:47:52 PM) roboplawar: haha
(04:48:05 PM) roboplawar: so true

[klange]

And I'd rather not argue with God over whether it should be <killer lookupKey="hash"> or <killer key="hash"> though I prefer the latter.

[English Mobster]

[04:17] English Mobster: where do deleted threads go, exactly? when i click on one, all i get is a message that says that i dont have access to this part of the forums
[04:17] English Mobster: or does it just dissapear?
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: we sell them to terrorists
[04:18] The Real Ziz Lady: and make a killing

[p0lar_bear]

This quote comes in two parts.

(LINK IS WORK SAFE AND MIND SAFE DESPITE THE WEBSITE IT LINKS TO)

[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: polar
[03:51] Muki: http://d.furaffinity.net/art/jodimes...t_tf2heavy.jpg
[03:51] Muki: Mango says you're going to cry
[03:52] p0lar_bear: furries ruin everything
[03:52] p0lar_bear: god damn it

So I was telling Selentic about that, he throws me this link back along with MP3 readings of fucked up TF2 fanfics to stop me from rolling Medic or Soldier as well as Heavy:

[clan clan] Selentic: http://www.fpsbanana.com/skins/66352

[Heathen]

#21

#24 gets killed.