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[ICEE]

Thats not trolling its spamming. Big diff

[rossmum]

that's what you think

[blind]

who is it. pm me im not a snitch lol

[Timo]

Minor birds are the craziest here -- they all stand on the road in 100km/h zones, and casually walk off about a seconds before they're about to be crushed by a passing car. They'll only go about 20cm from a car, too. Never seen a dead one on the road either ._.

[rossmum]

They do that here, too. So do the magpies.

[Heathen]

its blind.

also

We only get seagulls around here. Yes, seagulls in land-locked Colorado. Shows how smart they are...

quite possibly the funniest thing I read all day.

[kid908]

She put you in the friend zone; put her in the rape zone.

I forgot what we were talking about but that statement came up XD (this is irl)

That is the gayest thing to come out of your mouth since your father's dick!

He told another friend that. and the 3 girls walking by stopped and stared. I lawl'd

[rossmum]

rape is hilarious

[Heathen]

rape is hilarious

IKR?

Also,

<massacre> Rosti, can I ask you something as a close friend?
<Rosti_LFC> you could ask me something as a complete stranger, but go ahead
<massacre> Do you reckon Emma would go out with me if I asked her?
<Rosti_LFC> errr....
<Rosti_LFC> ask her yourself?
<massacre> no fucking way until I get a second opinion
<Daz> dude she's in the channel
<massacre> no she isn't
<Rosti_LFC> yeah she is mate, look up
<Rosti_LFC> she got op'd yesterday
<massacre> fuck
<massacre> PLAN B
<massacre> spam the channel
<massacre> with text
<massacre> so it goes
<Audia> hi
<massacre> off her scrollback
<Rosti_LFC> ahaha
<massacre> FUCK
* massacre has quit (PLAN C!!!)
<Audia> I'm going to go install Windows 7 right now
<Audia> so I'll be offline for a bit
<Audia> if he gets the balls to come back in here in the meantime tell him the answer is yes
<Rosti_LFC> rofl
* Audia has quit (QUIT)
<Rosti_LFC> that was some hardcore nerd courtship ritual right there
<Daz> Oh man, I wish I could fuck up asking a girl out that badly and still succeed

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[Phobias]

rape is hilarious

Corbin says: what's the difference between a sheep and a goat?
Steven says: the amount of lube u use

Edit:

Corbin says: so, hows that war going for ya?
Steven says: shut the fuck up you fkcuing atlas pet
Corbin says: least they have sov