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[Rob Oplawar]

lol, is that the mass from modacity?

[Heathen]

Mass' name is Nate Tingley or something.

[Rob Oplawar]

I discovered a new feature in Facebook:
(Mike is my roommate, Keane is my other roommate, and for those of you who don't already know, prepare to be shocked: my name is actually Jim)

Michael

yay! what are you going to get?

Catrice

on the 15th

Michael

WAZZZAAAAAAP

Catrice

i dunno what i want to get though
i dont want an american car that's for sure

Michael

whassssuuuuuuuup

Catrice

lol
not much...

Michael

WHAAAAAZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAB
what the fuck
i am not typing that
there you are
hi mike
OMG

you left your facebook open
on my desktop
i keep hearing "pop, pop, pop!"
gah!
lmfao

Catrice

haha
good job michael

Michael

i'm going to turn your speakers off so i can sleep
okie dokie

Catrice

haha
sorry mike's roommate

Michael

jim?
keane?
ha, who do you think?
meh
jim
keane wouldn't do this
he's not as much of an asshole as i am
hahahaa
stef says hi
hi stef!
tell her she was right, I was glad I went to practice
she smiled
although I got a wicked charliehorse in sparring. Knee, meet thigh, Thigh, meet knee.
>.<
lol
okay, go to sleep and leave me to my conversation with catrice
kk
just a minute, i have to save this for posterity
thank you

lol
on my box no less
nah, i'm e-mailing it to myself
lol
WITH YOUR E-MAIL DUN DUN DUNNNN
I could wreak such havok right now
but I won't
no
noooooooooooooooooo


[later...]

Matt

not bad, just did the weekly

Michael

3d?

Matt

fuck no, didnt have the dps

Michael

aha! more chat windows to fuck with!
god damnit jim!!
whoa, when you navigate through pages they change over here too

Matt

lol

Michael

this is crazy

[Heathen]

English Mobster: oh yes
English Mobster: i wrote a song
English Mobster: THURSDAY
heathen: cali is so far west
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my cat
English Mobster: such a lovely cat
heathen: llolol
English Mobster: with a name like that
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my dog
English Mobster: such a lazy dog
English Mobster: lying there like a log
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my fish
English Mobster: such a tiny fish
English Mobster: floating in his little dish
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday was the name of my hamster
English Mobster: at least it was
English Mobster: until he got eaten by a panther
English Mobster:
English Mobster: anyway
heathen: lolol

[Ganon]

(AoG) Rook: IM IN THE BATHROOM
(AoG) Rook: wake up
(AoG) Rook: FUCK

[English Mobster]

English Mobster: oh yes
English Mobster: i wrote a song
English Mobster: THURSDAY
heathen: cali is so far west
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my cat
English Mobster: such a lovely cat
heathen: llolol
English Mobster: with a name like that
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my dog
English Mobster: such a lazy dog
English Mobster: lying there like a log
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday is the name of my fish
English Mobster: such a tiny fish
English Mobster: floating in his little dish
English Mobster: THURSDAY
English Mobster: Thursday was the name of my hamster
English Mobster: at least it was
English Mobster: until he got eaten by a panther
English Mobster:
English Mobster: anyway
heathen: lolol

I didn't think you actually posted my wonderful song I made up.

[Moses]

7:37pmAntonio
do u mind if i call you Jesus as a nickname? lol

7:38pmDevin
um

why

so many people have called me that

>_>

and orlando bloom

7:38pmAntonio
iunno i get this whole "Holy" vibe when talkign/chatting with you

7:38pmDevin
._.

well my name is greek for divine

and i am 1/4 greek

>_<

my nickname is Moses though

my friend already took Jesus as a nickname years ago

so I decided on Moses during a game of H2

7:39pmAntonio
lolgreek

7:39pmDevin
I art Moses

lul

7:40pmAntonio
lol

Even over the internet people are attempting to damn me ._.

[Chainsy]

Chainsy: coo
Chainsy: i would too
Chainsy: cept itd be in your closet
Chainsy: so at night i would steal your socks
Chainsy: and you would be like wtf
Chainsy: why dont i have no socks
Higuy™: becuase, chains
Higuy™: your actually drunk
Higuy™: this is all a dream
Higuy™: did you know that?
Chainsy: wut
Higuy™: the more you know

[rossmum]

Revy: Ross
Revy: I got the Gauss Rifle in CoP
Revy: People do fucking backflips when you get headshots with the damn thing.
Revy: EXOSUIT
Revy: HEADSHOT
Revy: BACKFLIP
Revy: ded
Revy: God said, 'Let there be death.'
Revy: And then Gurne had a Gauss Rifle.

[rossmum]

fuck edits

Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): You know how an aircraft carrier can tilt a hell of a lot during its shakedown and does a maximum speed turn?
ross: yeah
Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): >> Anonymous 02/16/10(Tue)07:48 No.5179415

Navy drift competition. They have it every year. Don't you see the Type R sticker on the side?
ross: lmao
Alice Margatroid(◕ ◡ ◕): That's fucking perfect.