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[annihilation]

Robert:Sup
Dudley Do Right:Sup
*a couple seconds pass*
Robert: Holy shit
Robert: fucking dick balls wtf
Dudley Do Right: what
Robert: Okay, if you force sex upon a prostitute
Robert: does it count as rape or shoplifting?
Dudley Do Right: Rape
Dudley Do Right: wait, no. you would have gotten sex had you payed. but.....
Dudley Do Right: what the hell.......
Robert: If only we were in charge of these kinds of things (sigh)
Robert: Want another one?
Dudley Do Right: no fuck that. I had to make that a fucking wall post

[DEElekgolo]

<DEElekgolo> u use xchat?
<m00kz_> k cool
<m00kz_> well
<m00kz_> Xchat
<m00kz_> what the fuck
<m00kz_> is xchat
<DEElekgolo>
<m00kz_> I use steam, trillian and msn.
<DEElekgolo> best irc
<m00kz_> I don't use fagchat
<DEElekgolo> lol
<DEElekgolo> trillian
<DEElekgolo> what are you Timo?
<m00kz_> Winnian
<m00kz_> I'm polar b33r
<m00kz_> I'm secretly a furfag

o

[Bodzilla]

oh how could you p0lar

[p0lar_bear]

oh how could you p0lar

i am literally a polar bear

only for you, babe

e: On that note:

(Discussion about stupid problems and college)
...
12:30 AM - p0lar_bear: myself, i'm having a bit of an identity crisis and now it's amplified due to me wanting to make a life-changing decision
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: you're not turning into a furry are you
12:31 AM - p0lar_bear: no.
12:31 AM - p0lar_bear: additionally, fuck you
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]: k
12:31 AM - friedmetroid [METAL BOXES]:

[TeeKup]

Hah ha ha ^

[t3h m00kz]

*** Timo has joined #modacity
*** ChanServ sets mode +o Timo
<@ChanServ> [Timo] I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.
<+m00kz_> timo more like
<+m00kz_> omit
<+m00kz_> omit yourself from this irc
<@Haruhi> haha
<@Haruhi> lmfao
*** Timo has left #modacity
<+m00kz_>

turns out it was a netsplit.

[Rob Oplawar]

Buried in Greeble's source:

  /**
   * Promotes this TreeRow one level to make it its parent's sibling, taking its
   * children up with it. If this TreeRow is already root of its own tree, does
   * nothing and returns false.
   * @see     TreeRow Header doc: Transactions
   * @see     Oedipus
   * @return  bool  True on success, false on failure.
   * @throws  Model_Database_QueryException  if there is a query error.
   */
  public function promote() {
    //snip
  } 

[English Mobster]

A bit of backstory to this one:
In the world of competitive Pokeman battling I recently discovered, there is something called "Shoddy Battle". What Shoddy Battle is is essentially a combination of wi-fi Pokemon battling and IRC. You choose which tier you want to battle in (aka how powerful Pokemans you want to face), and you get launched into a pseudo-XBL matchmaking for a Pokeman battle. You meet someone, you battle them through a simulator, etc. It's meant to recreate the feel of a tourney or a wi-fi battle without actually knowing anyone or going to a tourney.
I was battling in the UnderUsed (lowest, with the crappiest Pokemon allowed of all the tiers) tier when I ran into this dude:

Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause,

Strict Damage Clause

gotnothin11 sent out Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).

English Mobster sent out Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).

Swellow used Protect.

Swellow protected itself!

Linoone used Belly Drum.

Linoone lost 50% of its health.

Linoone's attack was raised.

Swellow was burned!

---
Linoone used Extremespeed.

Swellow lost 100% of its health.

English Mobster's Swellow fainted.


---
English Mobster switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).

Linoone used Extremespeed.

Glaceon lost 100% of its health.

English Mobster's Glaceon fainted.


---
English Mobster switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).

Leafeon used Quick Attack.

A critical hit!

Linoone lost 50% of its health.

gotnothin11's Linoone fainted.

Leafeon lost 10% of its health.


---
gotnothin11: hack much

gotnothin11: asshole

gotnothin11 has left the room.

English Mobster wins!

English Mobster: lol

He mad.


E: And no, I wasn't hacking. I used a priority move with a faster Pokemon; Quick Attack is the same priority as ExtremeSpeed. I got a lucky crit, plus I was holding an item which boosted my attack by 45% at the expense of 10% of my health every time I hit.

[rossmum]

Harry: m8 you know what would own
Harry: an eastern bloc racing game
Harry: warsaw track't
Harry: lik
Harry: e
Harry: every shitty socialist car
ross: nivas
ross: lmao
ross: holy fuck yes
ross: i can just see it now
Harry: just fucking rolling over around corners and shit
Harry: nivas, trabants, dacias, moskvitch,
Harry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xZgxDffac
Harry: guys dressed like that

harry has the best ideas

[Timo]

turns out it was a netsplit.

No it wasn't I actually left you asshole