Cobby says (04:15):
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1377/image006bb.jpg
INSANEdrive says (04:15):
that was fast
Cobby says (04:15):
yeah
INSANEdrive says (04:16):
summer +1
Cobby says (04:16):
cobby-0
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
nice boomerang
Cobby says (04:17):
thanks
as you can see it has been used
several times
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
is that what you used for the birds?
Cobby says (04:17):
yeah
you can see the blood on it
INSANEdrive says (04:17):
indeed
Last edited by =sw=warlord; July 9th, 2010 at 10:18 PM.
- Philip: Sit down.
Lou: Ain't got time for no lecture.
Philip: I said sit down, Lou!
(Lou sits down)
Philip: You know, Will was doing just fine until you showed up. But now that you're back you have responsibilities to him.
Lou: Hey, look, we're still gonna take the trip.
Philip: Oh, bull! BULL!!! Will is not a coat that you hang in the closet, then pick it up when you're ready to wear it. His life goes on. He's not supposed to be here for you! You're supposed to be here for him!
Lou: You get off my back! You think I want this?! IT JUST HAPPENED!!! Now, when Will was a baby, I was scared...
Philip: CUT THE CRAP, ALL RIGHT?! CUT IT! 'Cause I've been there! But I didn't run out of my family. I was there everyday from them, because that's what a man does.
Lou: Fine, Philip! You win. You the man. You a better man than me. You happy? Now, are you gonna tell Will or not?
Philip: I'm not gonna do your dirty work for you.
Lou: Fine. I'll call him from the road.
Philip: Yeah, why don't you do that?
Lou: Yeah, I'll do that.
(Will enters)
Will: Daddy-o! Whazzup?
Lou: Will, man I'm glad your here. Some business came up I gotta have. So, were gonna have to put our trip on hold. You understand right?
Will: Yeah, yeah that's cool.
Lou: Just for a couple weeks.
Will: Mmhm, I understand.
Lou: Maybe a little longer.
Will: Yeah, whatever, whatever.
Lou: Look, I'll call you next week, and we'll ion out the details, okay?
Will: Yeah, yeah.
Lou: It was great seeing you son.
Will: You too, Lou.- Philip: I'm Sorry, Will.
Will: You know what? Actually, this works out better for me. You know, the slimmies of Summer are coming to class right next to now, you know what I'm saying?
Philip: Will, it's all right to be angry.
Will: Hey, why should I be mad? For saying, at least he said good-bye this time. I just wish I hadn't wasted my money buying this stupid present!
Philip: I-I'm sorry. If there was something that I...
Will: Hey, you no what? You ain't got to do nothing, not now, Uncle Phil. You know, it ain't like I'm still 5 years old, you know? It ain't like I'm gonna be sitting up every night asking my mom "When's daddy coming home?", you know? Who needs him? Hey, he wasn't there to teach me how to shoot my first basket, but I learned, didn't I? And I got pretty damn good at it, too, didn't I, uncle Phil?
Philip: Yeah, you did.
Will: Got through my first date without him, right? I learned how to drive, I learned how to shave, I learned how to fight without him. I had 14 great birthdays without him! He never even sent me a damn card! TO HELL WITH HIM!!! (pauses) I didn't need him then, and I won't need him now.
Philip: Will...
Will: No. You know what, Uncle Phil? I'm gonna get through college without him, I'm gonna get a great job without him, I'm gonna marry me a beautiful honey, and I'm having me a whole bunch of kids. I'm gonna be a better father than he EVER was. And I sure as hell don't need him for that, 'cause there ain't a DAMN THING HE CAN EVER TEACH ME ABOUT HOW LOVE MY KIDS! (long pause) How come he don't want me, man?
The best episode of the best sitcom ever... makes me cry every time I see it.
I don't know why, but I just felt the need to put this here; I know it's not funny, nor is it really random.
[00:59] iJesse: the thing is done
[00:59] iSpartan094: what thing
[00:59] iSpartan094: porn?
[00:59] iGamma: really
[00:59] iGamma:
[00:59] iGamma: finally
[00:59] iGamma: took you long enough
[00:59] iSpartan094: oh god
yes i quoted Tennyson. you faggots could do with some sort of education.I am a part of all that I have met;
Yet all experience is an arch wherethrough
Gleams that untravelled world, whose margin fades
For ever and for ever when I move.
How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnished, not to shine in use!
As though to breathe were life. Life piled on life
Were all too little, and of one to me
Little remains: but every hour is saved
From that eternal silence, something more,
A bringer of new things; and vile it were
For some three suns to store and hoard myself,
And this grey spirit yearning in desire
To follow knowledge like a sinking star,
Beyond the utmost bound of human thought.
[17:23] Ollie: GOOD GOD IT'S HOT HERE
[17:23] Ollie: FUCKING SHIT
[17:23] Ollie: WHY
[17:24] iMod53: BECAUSE WE ORBIT A GIANT BALL OF FIRE
[17:24] iMod53: AIN'T IT NUTS?
[17:24] Ollie: ugh
[17:24] Ollie: your star burns
[17:25] iMod53: well dang, and I'm fresh out of frozen treats that you undoubtedly require
[17:25] Ollie: I already ate half a pint of Ben & Jerry's
[17:25] iMod53: and you only have half of one left, so you're still in kind of a sticky situation
[17:26] iMod53: that's not enough to last the day, you'll surely burn to cinders by the time the day is done
[17:26] Ollie: no
[17:26] Ollie: the other half was last night
[17:26] iMod53: well then
[17:26] iMod53: you're good and fucked now
[17:26] iMod53: nice knowing you
[17:26] Ollie: god help me
[17:26] iMod53: i'ma get my giant fan
SnaFuBAR: in soviet russia, your mother shake earthquake
SnaFuBAR: lol
FRain: !!!
FRain: LOL OMG SIGGED
SnaFuBAR: what can i say, i'm a fucking comedian
YEAH THAT WAS TOTALLY THE FUNNIEST THING SNAF EVER SAID
nah it wasnt, but it was the most recent one, :P
Just go on GBX.Originally Posted by ICEE
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: hey ross
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets.../furry2_01.jpg
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: theres a spy in there somewhere
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
ross: UGH
ross: FUCK
ross: WHY
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you see him yet?
Phobalic: YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME STARE AT THIS PICTURE
Phobalic: FUCK YOU
Phobalic: I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: no there seriously is
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: it was on the TF2 update log
Phobalic: bullshit
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you know
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: seriously
Phobalic: I see through you're lies
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: was looking for the things you where saying bout the heavy
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: and found that lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: was like
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: aslkhlksaghlkhsag
Phobalic: :S
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
Phobalic: DON'T FUCKING TELL ME
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: see the guy with the pink hat
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: you have to find him now
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol
Phobalic: holy shit, theres a person dressed as the master chief
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: lol!
Phobalic: on the right, near the top
Phobalic: above a blue furry about 10-15cm from the top right corner
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: I SEE HIM
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: ROFL
Phobalic: fucking lol
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: HE HAS CAT EARS
[Muppets] Commodore: Bodzilla: ROFL
Phobalic: lmao
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