ok well, I'm sure some is going to say "old thing is old"
but no clue who made this, but i laughed a bit when a friend told me it:

Kissing is a Habit
Fucking is a game
boys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
5 minutes of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
a baby without a name
the baby's a bastard
the mom's a whore
everything would of went well
if the rubber hadn't tore.

Inappropriate but i smiled for some reason.