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[rossmum]

oh, dem fukken game artists

actually i think he needs to turn the ao down because right now it goes into the sub-black.

Racer:
PARTY PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD
YO WHEN I SAY SUB
YOU SAY BLACK

Harry:
WHAT
WHAT
MY NIGGA KASKAD ON THE FUCKIN' DECKS NIGGA

Kaskad:
NINETEEN NINETY MOTHERFUCKIN' ONE

Harry:
MY NIGGA RACE FACE IS IN THE PLACE
DROPPIN FAT RHYMES FOR, THE POPULACE
WHAT
WHAT

Racer:
NOW THERE'S SOMETHIN' Y'ALL GAME ARTISTS DO
Y'ALL ARE FUCKIN' GAME ART, LEMME GIVE YA A CLUE

CRANK THE LAYER OPACITY, IN PHOTOSHOP
GOIN' 187 RACE-ITY ON A MOTHERFUCKIN COP

'CAUSE Y'ALL GO TOO HARD ON DAT AMBIENT OCCLUSION
I'M HERE TO GIVE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS THE SOLUTION

CRANK IT DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER
(Crank it down!)


etcetc

Racer [spoken]:
OH SHIT
THEY SHOOTIN UP OCCLUSION LIKE STREET NIGGAS
YO HARRY

Harry [spoken]:
WHAT UP

Racer [spoken]:
BREAK OFF SOME ENGLISH FOR THESE BITCHES

Harry:
I BEEN DROPPIN DIMES LONGER THAN THE NEW YORK TIMES
GOT MORE STRIPES ON MY BELT THAN THE PRISONS GOT CRIMES
MOTHAFUCKAS KNOW THAT MY ART BE THE SHIT
CUZ THE FORUM LIGHTS UP WHEN I MOTHERFUCKIN' POST IT
AND YEAH, BITCH, I PAINT IT, USING THAT BRUSH TOOL
SMUDGE IT AROUND, BLUR IT LIKE IT'S COOL, FOOL
SO WHEN YA'LL MOTHERFUCKERS GOTTA DROP THAT AO
YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKIN' BITCHES; AIN'T GOT THE SKILLS, YO
SO IF EVERYONE SEES YOUR SHIT THEY JUST STAND AND THEY COUGH
MAYBE TAKE THE HINT AND STEP THE FUCK OFF

Kaskad:
HARRY RIDGEWAY IN THE HOUSE, BLOWIN' THAT GAME WIDE OPEN
LEAVE YOU FEELIN' LIKE A FUCKIN' CRACK FIEND, SMOKIN'
ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUST STAND THERE HOPIN' THAT
HE DON'T CRACK A BAT OVER YO HEAD WHILE YOU CHOKIN'
SO TAKE SOME ADVICE FROM THE DJ OF NICE
DROP THAT AO BEFORE WE DROP YOU ON ICE
NIGGAAAAAA

Racer [spoken]:
YEEEAAAAH BUDDY
THAT'S HOW WE DO IT ON THEM INTERNETS
YO DJ
BACK THAT SHIT UP

Racer:
YOU MOTHAFUCKAS THINK THAT AO GET YOU FAR?
I'M GAME ART'S CLOSEST THING TO A CHILD STAR
AND I DIDN'T DO IT BY BLACKENING SHIT UP
BAKIN' AO 'TILL MAX IS LIKE, 'SUP
YO, WE SUB-BLACK, GOT OUR NAME FROM THE FACT
THAT KIM DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRECTION IS BACK

Kimono [spoken, cameo]:
FUCK YA'LL BITCHES

Racer:
YEAH, HIS TEXTURES BE CHILLIN'
BUT HE DROPS MORE BLACK THAN BATMAN DROPS VILLAINS
SO MEANWHILE I'D LIKE TO SMARTEN YOU TO IT
PAY CLOSE ATTENTION THE NEXT TIME YOU DO IT
THE NEXT TIME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DROP THAT AMBIENT O
ME AND THE CREW GONNA ROLL YOU DOWN SLOW

Harry [spoken]:
YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
SUB-BLACK
REMEMBER THE NAME

e/

teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): shit napkin got good
teh rossmum (1:51:05 PM): like
teh rossmum (1:51:07 PM): really good
teh rossmum (1:51:09 PM): and really fast
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:29 PM): bitches look out, i got my green name, only trace left is gonna be some stains
PharoaheZephyrus (1:51:34 PM): yeah seriously
teh rossmum (1:52:13 PM): lol stains
teh rossmum (1:52:16 PM): unlike atty
PharoaheZephyrus (1:52:18 PM): work shit quick like an aggressive napkin while you go get your brain treated with klonapin
teh rossmum (1:52:39 PM): the fuck how do you do that
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:11 PM): thats what bitches say when i pull the switch hitter, leavin block full of bitches bitter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:21 PM): one hitter quitter clitt tickler
PharoaheZephyrus (1:53:39 PM): haha
PharoaheZephyrus (1:54:24 PM): and atty don't leave no stains, he's squirtin water, keep him the fuck away from your 12 year old daughter
PharoaheZephyrus (1:55:02 PM): shootin no seeds but he'll do the deed with the first offer