Last few days to get Windows 7 for $50

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Non-Billy Mays Version:

I don't think I ever saw a thread about this, but even if there was, let this be a reminder for the less wealthy people here (or even news to those with lives): You can buy Windows 7 upgrades at Newegg for less than 50% of the retail price. Home Premium is $50, Professional is $100. If you have multiple machines, I would HIGHLY recommend you take this deal. I pre-ordered two copies and noticed on the receipt that I bought $250 in software for $100.

Y'all have until July 11.

Billy Mays Version:

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR THE WINDOWS 7 UPGRADES. ARE YOU TOTALLY FUCKING EXCITED ABOUT THIS LIKE I AM? THIS IS GOING TO BE THE OS WE'VE ALL BEEN LOOKING FOR SINCE VISTA CRAPPED ALL OVER ITSELF.

BY NOW, THANKS TO THE BETA AND RELEASE CANDIDATE, WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS OS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME. BUT, YOU MAY BE THINKING, "HOW AM I GOING TO BUY THIS? I JUST BOUGHT VISTA LIKE, YESTERDAY!" WELL DO I HAVE THE OFFER FOR YOU!

CALL RIGHT NOW, AND WE'LL SEND YOU WINDOWS 7 HOME PREMIUM FOR ONLY 49.99 AND PROFESSIONAL FOR ONLY 99.99! THAT'S RIGHT, A 120 AND 200 DOLLAR VALUE, ALL FOR JUST 49.99 AND 99.99! 3 COPIES CAN SAVE YOU UP TO 210 OR EVEN 300 DOLLARS!

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ORDER RIGHT NOW, AND WE'LL EVEN REMOVE THE SHIPPING AND HANDLING COSTS!

BUT HURRY, OUR OFFER EXPIRES JULY 11

HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!