ZOMG DOO U KNO WOT WUD B TOTA11Y SW337!?!?!?!

Seriously, I just had an idea that you should have a crashed pelican poking halfway through a hole in the roof (or a wall) and have have it suspended by pieces of bending rebar, (complete with loud creaking noises.) and then where one normally have fallen on damnation you can put flaming pieces of debris to compensate for the fact that you can no longer fall.