Bernie?

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

There's some random shit in tool's code... Discuss.

### tell Bernie or Adrian IMMEDIATELY!! (call Bernie @206-289-3764 if after hours)

0.o

local north child scenarios skies CAN'T USE#set me!! me!!! i do something cool!!! you'll be happy forever if there this tag reference is filled in! don't believe the lies!!! LIESSSS!!!!!!!! YESS, MY PRECIOUSSSSS, LIESSSS...

WARNING WARNING WARNING!!!! %s was included twice in the scenario. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? (NO, YOU'RE NOT!!!) parent_scan_state.field->type==_field_block parent_scan_state.field==child_scan_state.field \halopc\haloce\source\scenario\scenario_definition s.c object name '%s' exists in '%s' and '%s'... this will certainly fuck shit up AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! NONE

the quarter isn't under any of the cups you fuckin cheater i kill you

### YOU GOT FUCKED in rasterizer_set_texture_direct_non_blocking

### ERROR hey - don't even try it! (uniform sprite sequences)
don't fucking swim in that septic tank with your mouth open like tha

Here's a classic -

ooO Ooo
|| ||
() ()
\_/ || || \_/
\ \/ / ||Y|| \ \/ /
\ / / / | . | \ \ \ /
\ / / /(. .)\ \ \ /
\ / / \ \ /
| | | | |' | _| |_ | `| | | | |
_| | | | _ (_---_) _ | | | |_
_| |_ (| "o" |) _| |_
| | /^^^\ | |
|_| F U C K Y O U |_|
_ _

PRESS RETURN TO CONTINUE... (did i get your attention yet?)

ask jason to push you around in a wheelchair if you need it.

ERROR %s: speech must be mono, 22kHz. (ask matt if you didn't do this by accident) but how can you speak if you have no mouth data? (permutation %s)

Dumping sound cache state, please attach sound_cache_dump.txt with your minidump for Scott =)

#hurt by an enemy: response from the enemy that hurt us ('you like that?')

WARNING: effect %s references particle %s with an alpha tint of zero, but that particle has nonlinear tinting and will never draw. (You should fix this, shikai.)

sound_looping_start your mom

sound_impulse_predict don't use this for anything, you black-hearted bastards.

dump dat shit! sound_cache_dump_to_file i'm a rebel! sound_cache_flush don't make me kick your ass

structure_bsp_index takes off your condom and changes to a different structure bsp switch_bsp crashes (for debugging).

changes a machine's never_appears_locked flag, but only if paul is a bastard

reverts to last saved game, if any (for testing, the first bastard that does this to me gets it in the head)

### ERROR decals: permanent count is invalid (#%d) -- tell Bernie!!

### DECALS: Bernie doesn't understand how

model_animation_bullshit3

[rossmum]

Call him.

[Stealth]

lol, hold on, I'll do something real good, let me boil some water for my dinner.
Edit | ok here,

[PenGuin1362]

Call him.

i did...it's

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEP

really loud...aka...no such number

[rossmum]

Awwww

Edit - just read the others, hahahaha. I want a job at Bungie now :|

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

:O

[Stealth]

Dang it, I hate Hackers.

[OmegaDragon]

Lol someone must have gotten bored while making this XD

[Bodzilla]

i have no idea if this is the right section to post this or not :\
it's so spammalicous, but it's got other shit in it to :/

[WhÎþLå§h ÐÆmØÑ]

I am a moderator, so obviously I would know what section to put it in. This is relating to one of Halo CE's HEK tools, called Tool. And I am assuming Bernie is someone who was a big part in the creation of Halo, because he is mentioned several times in the code of Tool.