MAJOR FAILURE UPDATE

My computer is currently infected with approximately 40 viruses. 1 trojan, 7 malware, 17 spyware. The computer is being spammed with popups (about 25 an hour) and is counting, or so said by Spybot, Search and Destroy! I may have to reformat again and may be out of contact or updates for a while.

ATM I'm using my shitty little laptop.