AAAAUG WHY! [FUCKING RANT]

[Bad Waffle]

http://www.newchapter.com/products/broccolive-plus

Buy this. The twitching will stop in 5 minutes. If it doesn't, i give you permission to bitch at me as much as you want for three days.

[Rob Oplawar]

lol.

But actually, that gives me an idea. Next time I go to the grocery store (which is tomorrow cause I forgot the damned salad dressing) I'll pick up some fresh broccoli. Mmmmmm.

e: BTW, I've been really angry lately. I feel somewhat ashamed of myself. I mean, I just spent the last hour and a half yelling at people on xbox live. I gotta mellow out some.

[StankBacon]

lmfao.

"serenity now"

[Rob Oplawar]

I am peace, I am tranquility.

ommmmmmmm

[p0lar_bear]

Just be glad you don't get random charlie horses that wake you out of a sound sleep out of fucking NOWHERE about 4 hours before you're supposed to wake up and cramp for what feels like an eternity.

[Bad Waffle]

shit, i got one of those once. I didn't know what it was, and i seriously thought i had torn something.

[Con]

Look on the bright side, you're going to have one huge fucking muscle

[Kalub]

Lol, you guys remember the Guardian from Lady in the Water?



Sup, Rob?!

[Bodzilla]

lmfao.

"serenity now"

THIS^

SERENITY NOW!!!!!1111

[Rob Oplawar]

Oh my science, I think I've discovered the most comforting and relaxing sound in the world-- the sound of my pocketwatch, pressed to my ear, quietly and precisely ticking the seconds away.

ahhhhhhh, I'm so relaxed right now. From now on, whenever I get angry or otherwise stressed out, I'll just grab my pocketwatch.

In fact, I think I might search for a clock to buy- it would have to be grandfather-clock-sized, in order to get the right relaxing period, and it would also have to be fairly quiet for a clock that size, but not too quiet, and it would have to NOT ring on the hour.

Some people find running water relaxing; I have just discovered that the ticking of a clock does it for me.

Each second the clock ticks away is another second I don't have to endure any more. One step at a time, closer and closer to the sweet warm embrace of the end of it all.