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[English Mobster]

heathenhero: but atm
heathenhero: I am fapping
heathenhero: so bbs
An Angry Mudkip: *facepalm*

I have a new siggy. :awesome:

[blind]

sometimes i look up at the sky when i'm outside, and i freak out so much that i have to get to something solid to hang on to immediately, or else i feel like i will fall into the sky
it's really fucking scary

[Xetsuei]

sometimes i look up at the sky when i'm outside, and i freak out so much that i have to get to something solid to hang on to immediately, or else i feel like i will fall into the sky
it's really fucking scary

This is what drugs do to you kids.

[blind]

This is what drugs do to you kids.

I don't do drugs, I do women.

bri, says:
naww b
ya see me and mah hawmz we be chillin here and omfgg we is like wooooo!
the night didnt start out like that though nigguh ya see we was like omg, and then i saw like a muhfuckin elephant in my bathroom and i was like duude muhfuckah wtf? and hes all like yo suck on mah big elephant dick and i was like dude no dude and he was like but i need it! and i was like brah thats date rape brah. and omfg i made a taco with a fuckin luckey charms dude

[n00b1n8R]

So like, I bought Garry's Mod on a whim from the holiday sale and the first server I see is for "Serious Roleplay".

Just to see what it's like, I join and start wondering around what felt like the first fifteen minutes of Half-Life 2.
I see there's people that own houses and a knock function. So, my only thought is,
KNOCK AND RUN
I track down some super secret resistance base and stand at the door for a moment, listening to the weird assed roleplay going on inside. I get tired of that and knock a few times, quickly running around a corner.
The door opens and I prepare to lol when shots come from the door.
After being chased by that person across the street, into a hotel, to the top floor, across a rooftop and finally jumping off into an alley, I get cornered and shot in the face.
Totally worth the nine dollars I spent on it already.

dot

[Bodzilla]

hahah

[FRain]

ØÐX: 6:16 for me, or 4:16 for you which is the time for me now
ØÐX: I might be at dinner though, I should be on quickly though
ØÐX: Unless I get obsessed with Left 4 Dead's VS's mode
ØÐX: I'll stop talking now and wait 2 hours
Index of /: lol
Index of /: its at 4:
Index of /: 6
Index of /: for you
ØÐX: 1 hour and 43 minutes
Index of /: :|
Index of /: how did you do that
ØÐX: GEOMETRY
Index of /: lawl
ØÐX: ...IS USELESSS SHIT
Index of /: yes.
ØÐX: Here, give me a picture of a quadrilateral
ØÐX: and I'll try to prove it's a paralellogram xD
Index of /: mmm
Index of /: how to make that
Index of /: oh
Index of /: lol
Index of /: xD
Index of /: it is a parralellogram
ØÐX: That is what it fucking is
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: all quadrilaterals are parrallelograms
Index of /: >_>
Index of /: well
ØÐX: No
Index of /: all squares
Index of /: all squares, rectangles
Index of /: are parallellograms
ØÐX: Isn't a quadrilateral just a 4 sided shape?
Index of /: yeah
Index of /: sorry
Index of /: forgot
Index of /: geometry was 2 yrs ago
Index of /: so
Index of /: >_>
ØÐX: Trapazoids aren't paralellograms
Index of /: i mean we still do some
ØÐX: But they're quadrilaterals
ØÐX: You catch mah drift?
Index of /: yse
ØÐX: I'm terrible at Geomtry
ØÐX: Geometry*
ØÐX: Like, 2nd worst in my class haha
Index of /: 1st worth beign your mom
ØÐX: No
ØÐX: No...
ØÐX: Now I can't put this in the quote thread
ØÐX: Damn it Frain
ØÐX: Immature prick
Index of /: 1st worse being your mom
Index of /:
Index of /: its going in the quote thread regardless
ØÐX: I'm leaking your shit shit maps with shit hiwa- Oh hai
ØÐX: I didn't say anything
Index of /: lfamo
Index of /: lmfao
ØÐX: It's a beuatiufl day
Index of /: LOL
ØÐX: ...fuck

[ODX]

E: FRAIN YOU WANKER, AT LEAST MINE WAS IN SPOILER TAGS!

[FRain]

lmao thats great

[Rob Oplawar]

Every once in a while I peruse the Flat Earth Society forums for a few good laughs.

The following was posted in response to a person stating that the Flat Earth accelerates "up" (causing the illusion of gravity). Enjoy.

Please do not use "up". The correct terminology is "dark uption", although many physics texts will refer to "up", it is now widely recognised that "up" is simply our observation of "dark uption". "Up" and "dark uption" are not the same thing, as all physicists, even yourself, will agree.

If you want to experience dark uption, tilt your head back. Note that observers in the southern hemisphere will tilt their head back and experience negative dark uption, although it will still be "up". This is a (school) textbook way of clarifying the difference between "up" and "dark uption".

That guy has got to be a troll. rofl