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[Bodzilla]

no he just caught the tweek and turns into a self righteous fucking dickhead when the moons full.

[ExAm]

caught the tweek

*lol-induced aneurysm*

[Donut]

i stopped saving stuff in .txts after i turned on chatlogs, so this stuff is all really old

[01:33] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i ate an ostrach today
[01:33] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: jut putting that out there
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: new hampshire has ostraches
[01:34] ICEE: really
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: well
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: ostrach meat
[01:34] ICEE: thats magical
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: its like..... sweet steak
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and chewy
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: but damn its good
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: lke red meat
[01:34] ICEE: wow
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: kinda
[01:34] ICEE: thats cool
[01:34] ICEE: ostritch
[01:34] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i love ostaches
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: theyre one of my favorite animals
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: not food wise
[01:35] ICEE: and now you have one inside you
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: had
[01:35] ICEE: ah
[01:35] ICEE: tmi
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i went swimming
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and uhh
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: overworked myself
[01:35] ICEE: no no I get it
[01:35] ICEE: i got the picture
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: hmmm
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: cat meat.
[01:35] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i need to go to china next
[01:35] ICEE: or my house
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: ok then
[01:36] ICEE: cat meat
[01:36] ICEE: city
[01:36] ICEE: seriously
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: u eat cats
[01:36] ICEE: no
[01:36] ICEE: but my mom wants to get rid of ours
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: o noes
[01:36] ICEE: so its a possible future
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: RUN KITTY
[01:36] ICEE: *kitty walks over to you*
[01:36] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: woolie
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: aww i couldnt imagine eating woolie
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: shes too nice to me
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: i did bite her ear for scratching me once
[01:37] ICEE: wow
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: she never did it again
[01:37] ICEE: thats like
[01:37] ICEE: thats epic
[01:37] ICEE: ILL TEECH YOU TO BITE ME BITCH
[01:37] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: LOL
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: the funny thing is that thats almost exactly what i said too
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: no that IS what i said
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: and i said it like rick james
[01:38] ICEE: LOL
[01:38] =Σ= Coconut popsicle: IM RICK JAMES BITCH

E: holy shit i just found this little gem

[21:55] DSalimander: you make me angry, mr donut
[21:56] =Σ= Donut: you make me angry, mr freshman
[21:56] DSalimander: there is still much to fix, much that has been fixed, even after you said you

were satisfied
[21:56] DSalimander: i have restored the multi's to the ar and flag
[21:56] DSalimander: more shaders ahve been tweaked
[21:56] DSalimander: the netgames have been placed
[21:56] DSalimander: the weapons have been remixed for fairness
[21:57] DSalimander: and br removed
[21:57] DSalimander: but kept in source files
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: :U after al that work lol
[21:57] DSalimander: meh
[21:57] DSalimander: its stil there
[21:57] DSalimander: :|
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: fag
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: no
[21:57] DSalimander: whore
[21:57] =Σ= Donut: srsly
[21:57] DSalimander: its animes, model, and rigging all fail way too hard to keep it
[21:57] DSalimander: ive told you that
[21:58] DSalimander: look at the new multi on the ar
[21:58] DSalimander:

http://screenshot.xfire.com/screensh...1891ec898f.png
[21:58] DSalimander: LOOK AT IT
[21:58] DSalimander: IN IT HI AS FUCK RESOLUTION GLORY
[21:58] =Σ= Donut: looks like poop
[21:58] =Σ= Donut: srsly
[21:58] DSalimander: lighting, sir
[21:59] =Σ= Donut: looks `like little dribbles of poop
[21:59] =Σ= Donut: going down the side
[21:59] DSalimander: yes
[21:59] DSalimander: yellow ambiance can have that effect, noob
[22:00] =Σ= Donut: :U
[22:00] =Σ= Donut: yellow ambience makes it look like poop
[22:00] DSalimander: oshi
[22:00] DSalimander: i was typing in wrong window
[22:00] DSalimander: told them they looked like poop
[22:00] DSalimander:

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00b kickign around?
Elmo the Emo Emperor: nope
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: dam
Elmo the Emo Emperor: arn't i good enough for you?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: well would you look at furry porn with me?
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: thought not
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: n00bs totally down for that shit

he stopped talking to me D:

[n00b1n8R]

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[ultama121]

Poor Elmo.

[Bodzilla]

[22:11] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you still got all that stuff
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: why am i asking
[22:12] Tara: i think so
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: of course you do you kinky little minx haha
[22:12] Tara: lol
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i remember beau came to school one day
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: with welts on his back
[22:12] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i fucking lol'd
[22:13] Tara: omg i remember that i think, but i think it was scratching
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i c
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh sigh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: you know any cool kinky chicks babe
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: i need one tbh
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: been house bound too long though hey
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: barely know anyone
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: c'mon
[22:13] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: make with the names Biatch
[22:13] Tara: trying to think
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: >: D
[22:14] Tara: but the only cool kinky babe i know is me
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh snap
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oi
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: personal question
[22:14] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: what gear did you actually have?
[22:14] Tara: shoot
[22:15] Tara: ummmm
[22:15] Tara: now or then/
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: both
[22:15] Tara: then it was jus handcuffs and little whip
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: oh i c
[22:15] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: no outfits?
[22:16] Tara: now
*handcuffs
*big whip
*blindfolds
*2 outfits (complete with fishnet stcokings)
[22:16] Tara: *feather tickler
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: awesome
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: where do i buy women like you
[22:16] Tara: *gag tie
[22:16] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: really?
[22:16] Tara: thats it
[22:17] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: quiet an impressive arsonal my babe
[22:17] Tara: still growing
[22:17] Tara: im not bought, im made
[22:18] Tara: brb
[22:18] Zizlah hte Sex Bomb: sigh

goddammit.
i want one.
fucking nostalgia. and to top it off, she used to give fucking wicked head rubs D:

[dark57]

K23Kid: ohai
Mister Salty •̪●: http://fmylife.com
K23Kid: no
K23Kid: i bet its pr0nz0rz
Mister Salty •̪●: no
Mister Salty •̪●: its funny
Mister Salty •̪●: this is porns
Mister Salty •̪●: www.pornhub.com
K23Kid:

[Rob Oplawar]

The fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place.

Spoken like a true poet!
15 more days...

[Bodzilla]

-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: When I had problems with H2V I kept getting asked if I was sure it was vista compatible .
-=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: that's from M$ customer support
-=AWOL=- Zilla baby!: Rofl