psst zilla, I got that quote from here.
psst zilla, I got that quote from here.
And yet,Originally Posted by Rob Oplawar
roboplawar (12:32:52 AM): In the software biz, there are three types of people
roboplawar (12:33:24 AM): there are the people who know that management has no clue and take advantage of that, so they work long hours and get paid lots of money and don't do much work
roboplawar (12:33:58 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue so they work three times as hard and manage to hack out working code that isn't perfect in order to meet their deadline
roboplawar (12:34:26 AM): then there are the people who know management has no clue, but they don't care, and somehow manage to produce astonishing products on time and make us all look bad
roboplawar (12:34:43 AM): oh fuck
roboplawar (12:34:49 AM): I just realized I'm talking to a manager
(12:24:13 AM) huerosam: my cat smells terrible he literally smells like shit and he wont leave
<DoctorRiff> well anyway, this drill sarge gets everyone lined up, and starts yelling at all the recruits, like how they do
<DoctorRiff> and he was over to the left of the line, when someone way off in the right yells "GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH!"
<DoctorRiff> and the drill sarge yells "WHO SAID THAT?!" and goes over and starts yelling at the right of the line
<DoctorRiff> then someone at the left of the line says "PATRICK HENRY YOU FOOL!"
<DoctorRiff> according to my dad's friend, it was worth all the extra jogging and military-type training they had to do
<@Ninja_Life> Shut up
<+Kyon> You frist.
<+Kyon> Fagogt.
<+Agent_Kurosawa> nooo, not frist
<@Ninja_Life> I fristed your mom last night
<+Kyon>
<+Agent_Kurosawa> lookit dat nigga burn
.[18:43] mass123123123: Dude, I'm tripping Balls.
[18:43] imod53: luuuuuul
[18:44] mass123123123: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSH
[18:44] mass123123123: I feel
[18:44] mass123123123: FAST
[18:44] imod53: wtf are you taking
[18:44] mass123123123: AND
[18:44] mass123123123: ORANGE
Mass should stop the drugs.
He spams everybody to let them know when he's high.mass123123123 (7:41:31 PM): Dude
mass123123123 (7:41:37 PM): I'm tripping balls
Heh, I bet half the time he isn't high at all, and just wants the attention. :U
The three quotes I program by:
"It is never the machine; it is always you,"
"Never brute force a problem," -Austin (friend of mine that goes to WPI)
"Just think about it, if you eliminate 10 seconds off the execution, and if 6 million people use the program, that is 10 million seconds, that's 115 days of productivity regained!" -Steve Jobs talking to Wozniak (not verbatim but you get the idea)
Evil_Sarah: Hi.
VictimX13: Hi.
Evil_Sarah: My name is Sarah
Evil_Sarah: What's yours?
VictimX13: ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: do I know you?
Evil_Sarah: Oh. No. But I'm in the same chat room as you right now.
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: oh I see you there
VictimX13: why aren't you saying much?
Evil_Sarah: I don't want to draw a lot of attention to myself.
VictimX13: LOL. ok
Evil_Sarah: so do you come here a lot?
VictimX13: sometimes. My husband and I are trying to adopt.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, I know. I saw you talking about it.
Evil_Sarah: Are you having any luck?
VictimX13: Yes and no. It's a long process.
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. Tell me about it.
Evil_Sarah: So uhhh…You a cop?
VictimX13: What do you mean?
Evil_Sarah: Are you a cop?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: You work for cops?
VictimX13: why do you want to know that?
Evil_Sarah: Got any family members that are cops?
VictimX13: No. why are you asking me this?
Evil_Sarah: Say it.
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say that you don't work for the cops.
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
Evil_Sarah: Ok.
VictimX13: why did you ask that
Evil_Sarah: Sorry.
Evil_Sarah: I had to get that out of the way before I talk business with you.
VictimX13: business?
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a kid?
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: Is ther an echo in here? Yeah, buy.
Evil_Sarah: Do you want to buy a little kid? I have two of them.
VictimX13: You have two kids?
VictimX13: Are they yours?
Evil_Sarah: They are now.
Evil_Sarah: I got them from the mall.
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
Evil_Sarah: No, you fucking moron. I was at the mall today and I took them.
Evil_Sarah: They were standing out front of a pet store looking at the dogs and I nabbed them.
Evil_Sarah: Now I want to sell them.
Evil_Sarah: Are you interested or not? Don't waste my time.
Evil_Sarah: Hello?
Evil_Sarah: Are you there?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny. I have to get rid of these two kids quick.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know. Make me an offer.
VictimX13: are you pulling my leg. This isn't very funny.
Evil_Sarah: I'm not joking. This is for real.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
Evil_Sarah: What? Quit screwing around. I'm serious.
Evil_Sarah: These are two perfectly good kids.
Evil_Sarah: A little boy and a little girl.
Evil_Sarah: One's about 2 and the other's about 6.
VictimX13: Ok. 3o dollars.
Evil_Sarah: Do you have any idea what a perfectly healthy white baby goes for these days?
VictimX13: no
Evil_Sarah: I want AT LEAST 200 bucks for them!
VictimX13: ok.
Evil_Sarah: Ok. Say it
VictimX13: Say what
Evil_Sarah: Say you'll pay me 200 dollars for these two kids.
VictimX13: no
VictimX13: I don't think so
Evil_Sarah: SAY IT RIGHT NOW!
Evil_Sarah: Or I'll kill them both!
Evil_Sarah: I'm not fucking around! This is serious!
Evil_Sarah: I'll cut off their ears and mail them to you!
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: For what?
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
Evil_Sarah: Ok
Evil_Sarah: How much?
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
Evil_Sarah: I don't know let me think about it.
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out>
----------THE NEXT DAY----------
Evil_Sarah: Hey, remember me?
Evil_Sarah: Hey are you there?
VictimX13: hi.
Evil_Sarah: Boy, are you dumb.
Evil_Sarah: Now you're fucked.
VictimX13: what
Evil_Sarah: Did you save that conversation we had yesterday?
VictimX13: No why?
Evil_Sarah: I did.
VictimX13: good for you.
Evil_Sarah: I sent it to the FBI.
VictimX13: what?
Evil_Sarah: Check it out. Here's what I sent to them:
Evil_Sarah:
VictimX13: My name is ******
Evil_Sarah: Nice to meet you ******
VictimX13: Adoption:1 ?
Evil_Sarah: Yeah.
VictimX13: I see you there
VictimX13: I don't work for cops.
VictimX13: allright
VictimX13: buy?
Evil_Sarah: buy a little kid?
VictimX13: LOL. What kind of mall sells kids?
VictimX13: That's not funny
Evil_Sarah: Yeah. No shit it isn't funny.
VictimX13: how much are you selling them for
Evil_Sarah: I don't know.
VictimX13: how about 20 dollars?
VictimX13: Ok. 30.
VictimX13: ok.
VictimX13: Say what
VictimX13: Ok. I'll give you 200 dollars
Evil_Sarah: for what
VictimX13: for the two kids.
Evil_Sarah: You want to buy my two kids?
VictimX13: Yes. I want to buy your two kids!
VictimX13: For 200 dollars.
VictimX13: allright?
VictimX13: are you there
Evil_Sarah: <<has logged out> Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Why did you do that?
Evil_Sarah: Hahah. My brother's a cop.
VictimX13: Well I will call Y**oo and get them to copy the real transcript.
VictimX13: And then ILL call the FBI on YOU!
Evil_Sarah: You can't. They don't' keep those logs. By other brother works there.
VictimX13: They can tell you edited our conversation.
Evil_Sarah: No, that's the best part.
Evil_Sarah: As long as I only delete parts of the conversation and don't add anything, it's indistinguishable from an actual convrsation.
Evil_Sarah: That's how I got you.
VictimX13: Your such a liar
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me?
Evil_Sarah: I get 50 bucks for every peadophile I help bust.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for something I didn't do, that's what!
Evil_Sarah: Yeah, well like I said. I'm sorry I had to do it.
VictimX13: You really are an evil bitch aren't you
Evil_Sarah: Hey, I said I was sorry. 50 bucks is 50 bucks.
VictimX13: for 50 bucks you try to make it look like I am trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down for doing this to me if this is true
Evil_Sarah: Hahahaha!
Evil_Sarah: Check this out:
Evil_Sarah Evil_Sarah: I sent them your username and all the other info I collected from you.
VictimX13: Well I will call YOU!
VictimX13: Why are you doing this to me.
VictimX13: YOU BETTER BE FUCKING JOKING
Evil_Sarah: Nope. Sorry.
VictimX13: IF I GET IN TROUBLE I"LL COME AND FUCKING KILL YOU DO YOU UNDERSATND!
Evil_Sarah: Hey, calm down.
Evil_Sarah: What did I do?
VictimX13: You turned me into the FBI for trying to BUY A CHILD??\
VictimX13: I swear to god, I will hunt you down
Evil_Sarah: Pretty cool huh?
Evil_Sarah: That might get me another 50.
VictimX13: <<has logged out>>
idgwhy it turned it into two scroll boxes...
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