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[Rob Oplawar]

People who quote themselves should be shot.

fucking Please lengthen your message to at least 1 characters.

[n00b1n8R]

Where did Eldrad’s reputation for being such a dick come from?

He gives candy to young races

And that candy will contain a slow-spreading gingivitis virus, that will fester in the new race and slowly spread amongst their entire species. The gum pain will be considered a normal part of everyday life, and they will regularly take painkillers.



When the ’Nids invade them in 3000 years, they too will be infected by the gingivitis disease – but they are mindless beasts, who know not of painkillers. Surviving in constant pain, only made worse by eating, this entire massive hive of ’Nids will simply become extinct, a result of their own adaptation abilities.



And of course, Eldrad’s craftworld would have been the next one in line from that particular hive. Just. As. Planned.



And that is why Eldrad is a dick.

[n00b1n8R]

"Out of the mists of chaos he rides, bike in his crotch and sword at his side!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He fights his own war, takes his own track, If he doesn't bail he might make his points back!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
Son of Slaanesh, full of desire, He does cocaine and his head's on fire!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom rider.
Na na, na na.
Fights with fury of a dozen men, Spends two turns on the field then he's gone again...
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
His bike squeals as it ploughs on through the nearest guard, His skull is flaming as his daemon sword gets hard!
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Rider!
Doom Rider.
Na na, na na.
He's a killer and he's bursting out for fun! Screaming off, now he's gone, someone rolled a one!"

[ExAm]

[23:16] Ollie: I have discovered a new scientific phenomena... Schrödinger's Beer.
[23:16] imod53: let's hear it
[23:16] Ollie: The state where you can't remember if you've drank 5 or all 6 of your cold ones in the fridge
[23:16] Ollie: It is not resolved until you open the drawer and check if there's one left.
[23:17] Ollie: Luckily tonight, there was one left.

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[Bodzilla]

5 or 6?

what madness is this!

[ExAm]

5 or 6?

what madness is this!

Oh yes, he is quite mad. He is a philosophy major

[Bodzilla]

sounds awfully familiar to the "do you feel lucky punk" scenario.

[t3h m00kz]

HENRY . says:
wow
t3h m00kz says:
Wow indeed
t3h m00kz says:
What a fucking bad kid
HENRY . says:
M00ks.
HENRY . says:
You fucking moron.
t3h m00kz says:
Bad kid.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking moron.
HENRY . says:
Blow me kid.
HENRY . says:
Please.
HENRY . says:
lolz
t3h m00kz says:
What if I said no?
t3h m00kz says:
And told you you're a piece of shit wannabe who's never gonna go pro?
HENRY . says:
Im gonna rape you kid.
HENRY . says:
So fucking hard.
t3h m00kz says:
You WOULD rape another man you fucking homosexuala.
HENRY . says:
I know.
HENRY . says:
Oh well im gonna rape your mom and your girl.
HENRY . says:
A so fucking pro rape.
t3h m00kz says:
Too bad. My mom's dead and I'm gay.
t3h m00kz says:
So what now
HENRY . says:
That is sad ;(
t3h m00kz says:
Wow kid.
t3h m00kz says:
I can't believe you took me seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
Go fucking stuff a rusty razor blade up your ass durring a hemeroid flare up.
t3h m00kz says:
While eating glass.
t3h m00kz says:
You fucking faggot.
t3h m00kz says:
Get the fuck out of my game
HENRY . says:
lmao
HENRY . says:
ahahaha
t3h m00kz says:
My uncle made Halo.
HENRY . says:
i love u
t3h m00kz says:
<3
HENRY . says:
seriosuly.
HENRY . says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Seriously.
t3h m00kz says:
<3
t3h m00kz says:
Now suck me.

[Bodzilla]

There are good drunks.
There are bad drunks.
And there is me.
I am epic drunk.

You all measure your lives by me.
I am the fulcrum.
I am the unforgiving and exacting standard of equilbrium.
I am the universe and my very whim is the standard to which you must conform.

Light a candle you whores, for beauty has graced you.

it's so beautiful

[DarkHalo003]

British kids: You got terrorist attacked on 911. *Lots of laughing.
American: kk. You sit at home having tea-time and lost the only thing keeping you big in this world during the 1450-1750 period by a bunch of rednecks dressed in blue coats.
British Kids: STFU!

Actually had two kids from Europe say that line over Live for no reason. I only said that I was from the U.S and they went off laughing about how we got attacked on 9/11. I then said the above for the most part (it was a while back) and they started the last line. I lmaod. See, Europeans and Americans have problems don't we? [/conspiracy]

*If you're from the U.K., I didn't mean for this to offend you if it did. It was a real case scenario to show that some Europeans kids are just as ridiculous as some American kids.