Quote Originally Posted by Burnie Burnz from RvB, Title = Durnk
There are good drunks.
There are bad drunks.
And there is me.
I am epic drunk.

You all measure your lives by me.
I am the fulcrum.
I am the unforgiving and exacting standard of equilbrium.
I am the universe and my very whim is the standard to which you must conform.

Light a candle you whores, for beauty has graced you.
it's so beautiful