"It's probably a lot of work to make the [Sandbox tools of Little Big Planet] user-friendly and create an online sharing system for it all, but it's an awful lot of effort when all you are ultimately doing is creating a big blank wall for people to scribble huge cartoon cocks on." -Yahtzee on Little Big Planet
BHAHAOriginally Posted by Rob Oplawar
[22:12:28] neuroxce: dicksnot
[22:12:42] plasbianx1337: u
[22:12:47] plasbianx1337: no you! D:<
[22:19:05] neuroxce: want to hear a story?
[22:19:10] plasbianx1337: Sure
[22:19:29] neuroxce: I've saved my semen in a plastic bottle before
[22:19:35] neuroxce: thing is
[22:19:36] plasbianx1337: oO
[22:19:58] neuroxce: i didn't exactly keep it in my frige or anything to keep it in its original form
[22:20:06] neuroxce: i just tossed it in a box under my bed
[22:20:16] neuroxce: well a friend of mine comes over
[22:20:23] neuroxce: and we're hangin out
[22:20:30] neuroxce: and i remember my bottle
[22:20:38] neuroxce: its been like, idk, a month?
[22:20:53] neuroxce: i tell him about it, and i pull it out
[22:20:54] plasbianx1337: lol..
[22:20:57] neuroxce: dude
[22:21:10] neuroxce: It was brown.
[22:21:12] neuroxce: not white
[22:21:30] neuroxce: i mean, like a dark deep brown
[22:21:48] neuroxce: well he dared me to take the cap off slightly, and take a whiff
[22:21:52] plasbianx1337: wtf
[22:22:01] neuroxce: uhm, dood.
[22:22:05] neuroxce: guess what
[22:22:14] neuroxce: i just took the cap barely
[22:22:21] neuroxce: and instantly
[22:22:27] neuroxce: I didn't smell anything.
[22:22:33] neuroxce: I felt it.
[22:22:41] neuroxce: like a brick hit me in the face
[22:22:48] neuroxce: and tried to crawl up my nose
[22:23:18] neuroxce: needless to say, he dealt him out too, and he was across the room on the other side
[22:23:23] plasbianx1337: o___O
[22:23:26] neuroxce: it dealth*
[22:23:29] neuroxce: dealt*
[22:23:30] neuroxce: bah
[22:23:32] neuroxce: but yeah
[22:23:46] neuroxce: i can honestly say that i've smelt Death
[22:23:50] neuroxce: in smell form
[22:24:11] neuroxce: a field of dead rotting babies might have been a field of flowers
[22:24:17] neuroxce: but yeah
[22:24:23] neuroxce: cool story, etc
[22:24:36] neuroxce: i've yet to decide what to do with it
[22:24:57] neuroxce: i think i should take it to school with me and since i get there early and noone is there
[22:25:11] neuroxce: i should put it behind some books in the library, and leave the cap off
[22:25:14] neuroxce: :3
Doom has a plot?Basically DOOM 1 was "Oh shit we're invaded" then everyone dies except you. Since you can't fly the shuttle back to Earth to save yourself, you decide to try to clear out the base.
You kinda do, except you get ambushed and die. Because the base on Deimos is actually a part of hell now, that's where you "respawn" in hell.
You clear out THAT base and its new commander and actually go to the outer levels of old school hell. Again, you clear THAT shit out, holy shit, and kill the guy leading the invasion on mars. The guy leading Hell basically gives you a teleporter to earth so that you'll stop messing shit up. That's right, HELL BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE BECAUSE YOU KICKED ITS ASS.
Then you teleport to earth and OH SHIT DEMONS ARE HERE TOO! Apparently you meet the last few survivors and get them onto a space ship so they can get the fuck out of dodge. The problem is, the base where the launch button is? Overrun by demons.
You clear THOSE demons out, launch the ship and save humanity. You're such a stone cold badass holy shit. Because you're tired as fuck, you decide to lie down and rest. Then some douche commander says "So yeah, thanks and all. Oh yeah, we found out where they're coming from. Its your hometown." So you get the fuck back up.
THEN you fight your way to your hometown and find where the demons are coming from. Do you go through the portal? Shit yeah you do, holy shit there are still demons to kill motherfucker.
So you fight your way through the SERIOUS part of hell, then kill SATAN. Unless Plutonia/TnT are considered canon. Then its just some bigass guy that's like Satan's best friend, and you never kill Satan.
And that is why the Doomguy is the single most powerful human in the history of all games
i loved doom.
it shook me all night long.
[20:30] Brockian Cricket: Timmy won't tell me what happens in soul eater. ;-; It makes me mad cause if certain characters die/go evil/etc I'd stop watching o.o; And I don't want to watch to find out.
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: OMG LIZ
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: OH
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: MY
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: GAWD
[20:31] Brockian Cricket: What? O.o
[20:31] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.relaxia.cz/galerie/nuclea...e%2012_jpg.jpg
[20:32] Brockian Cricket: what about it? O.o
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: GOJIRA
[20:32] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6qAIaqK3_Q
[20:33] TeeKupHalofan: OMG MOTHRA
[20:33] TeeKupHalofan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brU1K1zAE-c
[20:33] Brockian Cricket: What did I do to you? ;-;
Its fun screwing with liz.
This is too true to be funny...
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
A.
A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain... let's take a look at New Orleans .... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans .. Interesting number... what does it mean?
A
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.
B
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C.
Or... if you are a family of four... your family gets $2,066,012.
Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US . That's enough to fund the complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!
50 billion to bail out the auto industry??? Washington , D.C. & Ottawa ON. HELLO!!! Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property y Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Income Tax
Everything Tax or even NSW Taxes
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago... and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world.. and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'
And I still have to press '1' for English.
I hope this goes around the US & CANADA or AUSTRALIA at least 1 billion times.
lol a bit exaggerated but funny.
doot
I love messing with duce.roboplawar (4:57:32 PM): yo duce
il Duce Primo7 returned at 4:57:39 PM.
roboplawar (4:57:39 PM): wanna be an admin on my new site?
roboplawar (4:57:54 PM): ...
il Duce Primo7 (4:57:54 PM): sure why not
roboplawar (4:57:55 PM): ....
roboplawar (4:57:59 PM): pfffWAAHAHAHAHA
roboplawar (4:58:09 PM): haha, sorry, no, i'm just yanking your chain
il Duce Primo7 (4:58:28 PM): fuck yourself
uhhhh that was Baird not Dom.
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