No that was Dom pooky.
No that was Dom pooky.
Teek knows all about dom.
some guy on youtube:
"sounds like a big and i mean big big real orgy in fire real fire a everybodys having sex huge but in real fire.. sounds like a lot of woman screaming of excitation. oh men maybe this is paradise.. and not hell. because everybodys sounds like they all are doing sex.. oh my god.. it's a big ORGY to me... and the womans are screaming of real multi orgams .. i think.. and everybody is unconscionous .. "
... fucking bots.... literally.The Juicy Llama says: (6:57:31 PM)
Who are you?
Dolores says: (6:57:37 PM)
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
The Juicy Llama says: (6:57:44 PM)
oh sweet, you're one of those
Dolores says: (6:57:55 PM)
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol
The Juicy Llama says: (6:58:14 PM)
Yea... sweet
Dolores says: (6:58:29 PM)
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
The Juicy Llama says: (6:58:38 PM)
lol!
Dolores says: (6:58:49 PM)
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
The Juicy Llama says: (6:58:53 PM)
find something better to do with your life
Dolores says: (6:59:25 PM)
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.localroomcam.com/alina fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
The Juicy Llama says: (6:59:38 PM)
Oh my god! No way!
Dolores says: (6:59:48 PM)
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
The Juicy Llama says: (7:00:31 PM)
I want to stab you in the eye with a machete.
Dolores says: (7:00:51 PM)
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
The Juicy Llama says: (7:00:55 PM)
Oh my god!
Dolores says: (7:00:57 PM)
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.localroomcam.com/alina
The Juicy Llama says: (7:01:07 PM)
As if the rest hasn't been an auto response thing anyhow...
Uh, what?Originally Posted by v2920
Also, use [quote] tags.
Oh lawds, i'ma self-quote
I never knew maths could be lulz
Star Wars quotes made better by the addition of "pants". Taken from a site in which they were ranked with the best at the top and the worst at the bottom, so the bottom ones kinda suck.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Your pants, you will not need them.
Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
The Force is strong in my pants.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.
I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
Pull up! All pants pull up!
A disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since near my old master...
That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!
I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants first sign of Imperials
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever
Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Looks like someone's beginning to take an interest in your pants.
The pants will be down in moments, sir, you can begin your landing
"I want them alive. No pants." -Vader
Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
Your pants can deceive you, don't trust them
Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
The Pants are what gives a Jedi his power
Luke, help me take these pants off. -(dying) Darth Vader
I'm taking Captain Solo ... and his pants
"Don't do that, my pants are dirty." "My pants are dirty, too."
Away with your pants, I mean you no harm!
Search your pants, you know it to be true.
Han'll have those pants down - we've gotta give him more time!
You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Take her pants!
Tell that to Jabba. If you're lucky he might only take your pants.
Will somebody please get this walking carpet out of my pants!
He is most displeased with your apparent lack of pants
It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants
I'm not in this for your revolution, I'm in it for the pants
Look at the size of those pants!
We've got to get a reading on those pants, Up or Down.
So long ago, when all we had was our love. No politics, no plotting, no pants.
The emperor asks the impossible. I need more pants.
There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
Curse my metal pants.
General Tarkin, I thought I recognized your foul pants...
I don't think the Empire had wookiees in mind when they designed pants
Search your pants, Luke. You know it's true.
And I thought pants smelled bad . . . on the OUTSIDE. Ahh!
The pants can have a strong influence on weak minds
I only hope that when the pants are analyzed a weakness can be found
Judge me by my pants, do you?
See through pants, we can.
You can waste time with your pants when your chores are done.
I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants!
Have you been in many pants?
Though I never thought I would be smuggling pants.
I felt a great disturbance in the Pants.
Yeah, well droids aren't known for ripping pants off when they loose!
"I happen to like nice pants."
Jabba please take these pants as a token of friendship
Luke help me take my pants off...
The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through...
We have no choice, our pants can't repel firepower of that magnitude.
A tremor in the Pants.The last time I felt it was n the presence of myoldmaster
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants.
Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.
Don't try to frighten us with your scorcerer's pants, Lord Vader.
Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants!
Your father wanted you to have pants when you were old enough
"Slimey? My pants this is." -Yoda
"Great pants kid! Don't get cocky!"
"You know of the rebellion?" "That's how we came to be in your pants sir"
I have altered the pants, pray that I don't alter them further.
I used to bullseye womp rats in my pants back home.
Only now...in my pants...do you understand.
Rear pants down... Argh!!!
Remember your failure in the pants.
The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor.
15!?! We can almost buy our own pants for that!
Be mindful of your pants Anakin. They'll betray you.
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those plans.
Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.
"Evacuate?! In our pants of triumph?"
Put Captain Solo in the cargo pants.
Yahoo! You're all clear kid. Now let's blow these pants and go home!
Chewie, pants won't help me!
Fear will keep the other systems in line--fear of these pants.
I sense a great disturbance in the pants.
In my experience, there is no such thing as pants.
I'd just as soon pants a Wookiie!
I've got a bad feeling in my pants about this.
Leia: I love pants. Han: I know.
No I don't think he likes pants at all. No I don't like pants either
Phew! And I thought pants smelled bad... on ... the outside...!
Search your pants luke
Someone WAS in the pants
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you some pants.
You don't believe in pants, do you?
Your pants can decieve you, Luke.
At Last, we will have our pants.
Bounty hunters ... we don't need their pants
Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor.
Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants.
You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your pants.
"Pants, Luke, Pants!"
"But I was gonna' go down to Toshi Station to pick up some power pants!
I am a Toydarian! Pants do not work on me!
She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod
That's funny... the pants don't look as bad from out here.
The last time I felt it was in the pants of my old master.
The pants go off in this direction
"Your overconfidence is your weakness." "Your faith in your pants is yours!"
If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll receive.
It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants...
No more pants. I'm not going that way
Sir, my first job was programming binary pants lifters.
Tell them if they don't do as you ask you will becom angry and use your pants
We have no time for pants, Commander.
You have taken your first step into larger pants
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser pants.
It's over, Anakin. I have the high pants.
Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking pants herder!
You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the pants
For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of pants
Chewie, shes hurt, get pants!
Clear your minds, and find Obi-Wan's wayward pants we will...
Don't pants me again, Admiral.
Why I should stick my pants out for you is far beyond my capacity. -C3PO
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the pants.
I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnntsssssss!!!!!! (Vader's last line from Episode 3)
These pants are for smuggling, I never thought I'd use them to smuggle myself
Commander, tear these pants apart until you've found those pants!
I have pants now! -Darth Vader
In my experience, there are no such thing as pants
Pants not make one great.
The Force can have a strong influence on weak pants.
The pants you refer to will soon be back in our hands
This station is now the ultimate power in the pants. I suggest we use it.
Use the Pants, Luke!
You're suffering from hybernation sickness. Your pants will return in time.
A great many voices cried "pants", and then were silenced, all at once.
Almost there... almost there... PANTS AWAY! (trench run from A New Hope)
“Pants leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering”
Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants
I have brought peace, justice, safety, and security to my new pants
If you fail me again, I'll put a price on your pants so large...
Lets just say, we'd like to avoid any Imperal pants
Much anger in him, like his pants
Sandpeople ride single file to hide their pants.
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants.
We have... powerful pants. You're going to regret this.
What kind of pants are you trying to sell us!
You know, sometimes pants amaze even myself
"We're going to discuss the location of your hidden rebel pants"
"They pants from..behind" (Gold Five)
Aim it at the pants!
dont worry kid i got your pants
How will the emperor maintain control without the pants?
I take pants from just one person: Me!
i will teach you to master the pants
Imperial pants have entered the base! Imperial pants have entered the base!
I recognized your fowl pants when I was brought on board.
It's your father's pants. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
Jabba ... this is your last chance. Pants us, or die.
Look sir, pants!
Oh yeah? Pants this!!!
Oh, I wish I had your pants...
Pants Captain Solo in the cargo hold
robinson, duncan
So, you have a twin sister! Your pants have now betrayed her too.
This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants.
Through the pants, things you will see!
You do have your pants. Not many of them, but you do have them.
You might have been a pants smuggler Solo, but now you're just Bantha poodoo!
Your pants, we don't want their kind in here, they'll have to wait outside
"WHAT" "Luke has pants now"
"You knew my pants?"
Chewie, jam his pants!
Hay what kind of pants are you trying to pull!
I see your pants, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2
Just for once let me look at you with my own pants
Nearly there... Nearly there... Just pants off for a few more seconds!
Pants turned her against me!!!!
Remember you failre in the pants.
Sir, if any of my circuits or pants will help, I will gladly donate them.
The great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your pants
These pants are getting worse all the time
Yousa tinken yousa people ganna wear pants??? -Jar Jar Binks
"It's not my pants!!"
i blew a hole in there pants
The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old pants
Actually, Artoo has been known to make pants...From time to time.
Jabbas through with you. He has no use for smugglers who drop their pants at th
Long ago in pants far away
Pants matters not.
She's rich, powerful, if you were to resuce her the reawads would be pants!
Sorry about the pants.
The shield is still up ... all pants pull up!
He was seduced by the dark pants of the force
I guess nobody told them about my pants at the Battle of Tanaab
May the pants be with you
You can't win, but there are alternatives to pants
“No, try not! Do or do not, there is no pants.”
Give the evacuation signal ... and get to your pants!
Han, my pants, you disappoint me
I don't know where you get your pants, laser brain
It has seen the end of Kenobi and will soon see the end of pants
I'm looking forward to completing your pants
Short pants is better than no pants
Traveling through Hyperspace isn't like dusting pants, boy!
Great, Chewie ... always thinking with your pants
I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Pants are not as forgiving as I am.
its the ship that made the Kessel pants in less than 12 parseks
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaants!!! - Luke
pants, you seek pants
Vader - Now I am the Pants. Obi Wan - Only the Pants of evil.
Obi-Wan has pantsed you well.
The odds of succesfully navigating a pants field are ...
There will be no pants, young Jedi. I shall enjoy watching you die.
Beep beep boop pants (R2D2 sound effects)
Han, old buddy, do you read pants?
I'm going in closer to one of the bigger pants.
I've got a bad feeling about pants.
Lets hope the old man managed to shut down the pants
pants me obie-wan kenobe pants me
"Chewie, make sure there aren't any more chewing on the pants"
..And we shall have pants (-Palpatine Episode 3)
The pants will be with you, always.
Where are the pants for the rebel base?
You'll find I'm full of pants
Luke, I am your pants
That's not pants...That's a space station!
these pants will do
TK421, why aren't you at your pants?
"They're speaking in pants."
Hokey religions and ancient pants are no match for a good blaster at your side
In a way, you have chosen the pants to be destroyed first.
-Search your feelings, Luke. You know it to be true. -PAAAAAAAANTS!!!!
As it a thousand voices suddnely cried out in pants, and then were silenced.
I don't care what you smell get in pants.
Great kid! Don't get pants.
How you get so big eating pants of this kind? - Yoda
I want that ship, not pants!
Pants me Obi-Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.
We shall double our pants!
Who is more pantsish, the pants or the pants who pantses him
yes let the pants flow through you
"Pants not make one great." -Yoda
He was seduced by the dark side of the pants
I don't know where you get your pants, Laser-brains!
ahhh my panties are in a twist untwist them you will
"Luke, we're gonna have pants."
...I got my own pants
in a pair of pants a long long time ago
Pants! Pants is my sister!
This bucket of pants is never going to get us past that blockade.
"We're going to discuss the pants of your hidden rebel base"
...I got my own pants (problems)
..like your father, you are now pants! (Palpatine Episode IV)
dont go to the pants side
That anit a small moon, thems are pants!
We have engaged the pants, General!
Luke,I am your pants...(so THAT"S where they went)
Panty pants pants
"Let's just say we want to avoid any Imperial pants"
Many of the pants we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view
Lock the pants, R2
Pants transfer from cell block 1138...
This battle station will keep the pants in line now.
That's no pants. It's a space station.
Pants, I am your father!
Stormtroopes, here! I have to warn the pants!
Did you hear that? They shot down the main pants! We'll be destroyed for sure
I'll meet you at the rendezvous pants
See you look this good. 300 years your pants be.
I saw this done with Halo a few years ago. My favorite was:
Me, inside your pants, now.
Tons to read through but its funny. Took place in HCEL server on Jan 24th.
Oh my god yes its that kid hahahhahah
Also it may be a bit confusing to some people, the last 4 digits of the number were censored out by rook, and he gave him the number of Rook's work, which is a dominoes somewhere in kentucky, and then Zerk showed up as bungiewrker and got him to call Death's house lol.
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