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OLD, but your new so i'll let it slideOriginally Posted by Properbot
but p0lar wtf
ExAm's journal - March 12th, 2009This is a default "Why I'm Here" reason on DA.
I'm speechless.
[2:30 AM] I saw a post on the forums. Rob posted a picture of DeviantArt's list of default "Why I Am Here" statements. Probably a photoshop job. Chuckleworthy.
[2:34 AM] Feeling curious, I'm gonna check my DA.
[2:35 AM] What I saw just now, it... it shocked me to my core. My mind, I think... refused to wrap itself around the visual information that I had just absorbed. I... I think something broke.
[2:40 AM] My world is crashing down. I've become cold, nauseous. The light seems to dim around me. I'm getting paranoid. I'm suspicious that grotesque, hybridized, horny preteen-/b/tards in fursuits specifically designed to amplify the force of pelvic thrusting are lying in wait. What has science done?
[2:47 AM] I saw... movement. Out of the corner of my eye. At least, I... thought I did. I fear for my anal sphincter. Who am I kidding, it's probably just a moth. They're everywhere this time of year.
[2:50 AM] A wolf howled in the distance, made clear by the cold night air. Shrugged it off and returned to my electronic vigil. Everything's fine.
[2:58 AM] The wolf howled again. Something seemed odd about it. I paid it no mind. Read a few Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal updates. Feeling myself relaxing as I settle back into my routine. Bringing the best in found, humorous content to the forums. Ahhhh, it's good to be king.
[3:05 AM] Wolf cried out again. I realized what had seemed odd before. The howl, it wasn't right; it wasn't... quite animal. This is no true wolf. It was... like it felt it wasn't born the way it should have been.
[3:12 AM] Chill ran down my spine, then abruptly performed an about-face, running straight back up. Another howl. Closer now. Tugged a slat on my blinds and peered out into the street. There's something there, it's... humanoid.
[3:15 AM] It's making noises now. Horrid, inhuman noises that ought never to issue from the larynx of a man.
[3:18 AM] More howls, from several directions this time. Trying to shut it out. No success so far.
[3:32 AM] They've been outside for about 12 and a half minutes now. Don't know what they want with me. Can't be good. Pushed my dresser against the door. Figure I'll be safe here for a while.
[3:40 AM] Not sure what is real anymore. Insane pattering of muffled footsteps continues pervasively outside. I'm afraid. Not good. Things smell fear. Matter of time now.
[3:48 AM] Ate something found behind desk. Not sitting well.
[4:01 AM] Food was bad. Feces everywhere. Things still outside, picked up one of the smaller ones. Battering ram?
[4:07 AM] Door won't last. Attempted to spread feces around as slick trap. Not sure if deterrent or aphrodisiac to them. Don't have much choice.
[4:11 AM]Going to turn this off. CRT might make effective blunt weapon.
cool post rob
:S
I lol'd like crazy when i saw this.
The face is so priceless.
Firefox anyone?
Last edited by RecycleBin; March 12th, 2009 at 06:56 AM.
Double old.
The Wolverine one was posted about 6 times in the last 30 pages :|
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