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[Bodzilla]

good i don't want to be america

all the bogans do though because they're horrible and basically equivalent to redneck trailer trash and they should be exiled to taswegia

But Tasmania has fucking mad-sick mountains and country side.
send them to alice springs.

[n00b1n8R]

Nah, It's less effort to only have to move half the inbreds.
Dump them in tasmania FTW!

[Bodzilla]

only a swamp person would say that.

[Heathen]

1. The Throbbing Bicycle

The Throbbing Bicycle is a daring sexual act, which is extremely difficult to accomplish, but will make you feel magnificent if you pull it off! in which a female is on hands and knees, her behind lifted up behind her, exposing her open anus. The male, about 50 feet away with his pants off and on a bicycle, will peddle until he is at full speed and about a foot away from the female. He well then jam the front brake, causing his bike to buck him forward at an exceding speed through the air, sending his erect penis into the woman's anus at a speed close to 20 mph.


Sally thought I was just being kinky- till I ripped her ass apart with a throbbing bicycle. Now she doesn't call me anymore.

mhm

[SnaFuBAR]

rob: OH GOD
rob: I'm closing my fucking blinds now
snaf: lol why
rob: I'm blasting dorky early nineties rock and singing along loudly to it
snaf: lol
rob: a cute girl just walked past my window and saw me squinting my eyes with my mouth open (singing along to a long vocal), and gave me a disgusted look and walked away as fast as she could
snaf: AHAHAAAA

[p0lar_bear]

rob: OH GOD
rob: I'm closing my fucking blinds now
snaf: lol why
rob: I'm blasting dorky early nineties rock and singing along loudly to it
snaf: lol
rob: a cute girl just walked past my window and saw me squinting my eyes with my mouth open (singing along to a long vocal), and gave me a disgusted look and walked away as fast as she could
snaf: AHAHAAAA

Should have OPENED THE WINDOW tbqh.

[rossmum]

Heh, yeah. She might just've caught what was actually going on before it was too late

[Rob Oplawar]

I also accidentally flashed my neighbor and her pre-teen children that day. Not a good day to be me.

[Heathen]

<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC

lol

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