This isn't quite an article, but I think it fits close to the category. It's a business letter I made for my LA class, and it's funny as hell.
326 Ash Boulevard
Florence, AZ 85310
April 30, 2009






Dr. Octa Gonapus
Chargin The Lazer Department Chair
St. Firin College
1234 Lazer Street
Tucson, AZ 82351




Dear Dr. Gonapus:


In response to the ad I saw and acquired from your college, I am applying for a position on the staff of the Lazer News. I have enclosed many recommendations from Shoop Da Woops as well as some articles I have written for my high school newspaper, Chargers Anonymous.




I have been the head on the staff of the Chargers Anonymous for four years. I have always enjoyed writing, and this year I hope to major in writing at St. Firin College. I am very creative, well organized, and have yet to miss a paper's deadline. In addition to writing, I can also do editing and layout work.


If you would like more information, please let my know by calling 623-867-5309 anytime during the day or by e-mailing me at <immacharginmuhlazor@hotmail.com>. Thank you very much for reading and considering my application. I hope to and look forward to hearing from you.


Sincerely,








John Anonymous




Encl. Recommendations and writing letters.