35 Categories of Gamers

[ICEE]

Recreationist and sometimes sadist.

But I think you missed a class:

The developer: the guy who knows how games work and isn't afraid to flaunt that knowledge in the middle of a fight. Often blames a missed shot on a "collision error" or netcode problems, knowing full well that no one else in the server knows or cares what he's talking about.

[Pyong Kawaguchi]

I got one:
The Ninja: The guy who always hides in a spot that is difficult/impossible to get to, and often will sneak up on large amounts of enemies at one time, using ninja trickery to quickly lead to the demise of all of them, without anyone else noticing.

[nooBBooze]

Generalisations are always wrong.

[Sel]

Generalisations are always wrong.

all homosexuals are gay

[Huero]

all selentics are gay

[Phobias]

1, 6, 13, 25 and depending on the game 34.

[n00b1n8R]

don't ever play ro with me then, heh

I hope to never play RO, full stop.

[RecycleBin]

You should add this one:

The sprinter

Often running around shooting at random people.
Right before you die you go run off and hide somewhere.
You just explore everything in the level.
You never kill anything or anyone.

[Needles]

Tactician on CTF, CP, Power struggle, Search & destroy, etc. Sadist on death-match or any gametype with the main objective of killing, and a Pc and Console gamer.

E: and the oldfag, I didn't see that one.

[MetKiller Joe]

1, 2, 28, and I'm afraid to say a bit of 10.

I'm more of a 2 than a 1, and for 2 I don't use my headset (If I don't have something to scream into, I don't).

I only consider myself a 28 because I've experienced everything on that list... way too freakin much. This is also the reason why I don't wear a headset anymore.