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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    AIDS: cool story which happened a few days ago
    AIDS: this 13 year old boy was shouting over the mic in TF2 rite?
    AIDS: bitching and moaning
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: heh
    AIDS: and I said "shut up you whiney ass cunt"
    AIDS: and then it turned out to be the admins wife
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: THE ADMIN MARRIED A WHINGEY CUNT
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: SUCKS TO BE HIM
    -=AWOL=- n00b1n8R: LOL
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    AIDS: was so cash
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    So klange (Admiral Bacon) convinced me that I should share Greeble on Launchpad.net. He says I need to use the "Bazaar" model rather than the "Cathedral" model, [/buzzwords]. The gist of it is, I didn't make it easy enough for him to work on my project. Fair enough, and Launchpad has some nice features like blueprints and bug tracking, so I'll go ahead and set it up.

    [rant]
    roboplawar (10:38:59 PM): O M
    roboplawar (10:39:01 PM): F G
    roboplawar (10:39:05 PM): this is ridiculous
    roboplawar (10:39:19 PM): seriously, the svn was WAY easier than this
    roboplawar (10:39:23 PM): seriously, wtf
    roboplawar (10:39:37 PM): you're exactly like JBoss Seam
    roboplawar (10:39:38 PM): you say
    roboplawar (10:39:43 PM): Look at this awesome new thing!
    roboplawar (10:39:49 PM): This is the best way to do things!
    roboplawar (10:39:58 PM): This is new and cool and manages everything for you!
    roboplawar (10:40:18 PM): No, wait, don't do things yourself! You'll save time and money doing it this way, and besides, this way is just better!
    roboplawar (10:40:27 PM): asterisk.
    roboplawar (10:41:34 PM): *This is all making a long series of assumptions that your environment has an exact configuration and that you know what this is and you know how to configure 50 options and you have these dependencies and you have access to this remote location and you are simply lucky
    roboplawar (10:43:00 PM): in the end, this "new cool thing" that is "better" and will make things "easier" does exactly what the thing I had before did, and it costs me several, perhaps dozens, or in the case of Seam, hundreds of man-hours to get it to actually work
    roboplawar (10:43:06 PM): WHAT I HAD BEFORE WORKED
    roboplawar (10:43:39 PM): Why is this supposed to be a better solution when it does exactly the same thing and makes me waste all my time pulling my hair out trying to get it to do EXACTLY THE SAME THING
    roboplawar (10:43:59 PM): I can't stress enough the fact that I already had a working solution
    roboplawar (10:44:39 PM): Do you know what I've had to go through to get this to where it is now, which is STILL not working?
    roboplawar (10:47:38 PM): I had to make an account on launchpad, register a new branch, download an rsa key generator, create an rsa keypair, upload the public key to launchpad, download some sort of key authenticator program, link it to the private key, download an eclipse plugin, download bzr, configure bzr, configure the eclipse plugin to use bzr, download a missing bzr plugin, configure the eclipse plugin to use the new bzr plugin, disconnect my greeble source directory, reconnect it to bzr, commit all the files, and push the files to launchpad
    roboplawar (10:47:50 PM): and of course, I didn't know how to do any of this off the bat
    roboplawar (10:48:42 PM): I had to read tutorials, manuals, help pages, do google searches for people who had the same nondescript error messages as me, and do some good old fashioned mucking about until it worked
    roboplawar (10:49:00 PM): and it still isn't working
    roboplawar (10:49:48 PM): because for some reason, even though I committed all the files to version control and then ran the push command, it decided not to transmit anything, and so i'm left with an empty trunk on launchpad
    roboplawar (10:50:07 PM): You know what I had to do to keep using svn, but to make it public?
    roboplawar (10:50:31 PM): I had to edit the svn-policy-file to add "* r" under the greeble entry
    roboplawar (10:50:36 PM): THAT'S IT
    roboplawar (10:50:47 PM): it
    roboplawar (10:50:48 PM): was already
    roboplawar (10:50:49 PM): working
    [/rant]

    fake e: and as if that weren't enough, the fucking WYSIWYG editor is being totally useless. That's what I get for trying to be nice and show some formatting on my c/p'd convo. Fuck it.

    ee:
    roboplawar (11:08:29 PM): The gist of it is: I asked klange to work on greeble, he said "sure!!" I said sweet, here's the svn, he said "oooh, yeah, about that. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put this up on launchpad, because svn is apparently too complicated for me"
    roboplawar (11:08:50 PM): so I said what the hell, and tried to get it up on launchpad, and I'm still struggling to get the fucking thing to work
    roboplawar (11:10:06 PM): this is one of many times where I had a solution that worked well but was convinced by some twat that I needed a more "modern" solution and ended up pulling my hair out for hours because the more modern solution "does more" and is "better" which translates to "is fifty times as complex and takes a fucking miracle to get it to work properly"
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Wow, someone's cranky. And I'm not normally up at midnight.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Backstory: merlin is the ex of the chick I'm into (and she's into me). Pipa is his sister who I ask out at any opportunity for the lulz. This chat came from nowhere.

    merlin says:
    *you're a faggot
    Terrence says:
    *you said i could ask her out
    *ok?
    *don't do a backflip like that
    merlin says:
    *wait who?
    Terrence says:
    *fuck you
    *pipa
    merlin says:
    *what?
    *oh
    *go ahead
    Terrence says:
    *what did you think i was on about?
    merlin says:
    *no idea
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    fukken long


    Tuesday, 19 May 2009
    11:15 PM - Ross: oh god oh god oh god oh god
    11:15 PM - Ross: help
    11:15 PM - Gurne: What
    11:15 PM - Ross: another soundtrack has me by the short and curlies
    11:15 PM - Ross: what is it with me and soundtracks
    11:16 PM - Ross: HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT LMAO
    11:17 PM - Ross: just saw some collegehumour vid of a dude playing cod5 on xbl
    11:17 PM - Ross: he's practically sitting on this oblivious jap sniper
    11:17 PM - Ross: texts him through xbl
    11:17 PM - Ross: "turn around"
    11:17 PM - Ross: a few seconds pass
    11:17 PM - Ross: the sniper turns around and cops a knife to the face
    11:17 PM - Ross: holy fucking shit that kills me
    11:19 PM - Ross: http://modacity.net/forums/showpost....postcount=1079 second vid
    11:21 PM - Gurne: That guy
    11:21 PM - Gurne: Must have ragequitted
    11:21 PM - Gurne: That
    11:21 PM - Gurne: Or stared at the screen
    11:21 PM - Gurne: for like
    11:21 PM - Gurne: ten minutes
    11:21 PM - Gurne: with his jaw hanging open
    11:21 PM - Ross: yeah
    11:21 PM - Ross: i almost fucking wet myself for real
    11:21 PM - Ross: i had an awesome moment like that once
    11:21 PM - Ross: in cod4
    11:21 PM - Ross: i think i MIGHT have told you
    11:22 PM - Ross: on countdown, i was sniping from a nissen hut
    11:22 PM - Ross: and some idiot sniper was trying to climb to the top of the sa-2 launcher on the far end of the map
    11:22 PM - Ross: oblivious to the fact that a bush humping a mobile sam laucher looks mighty suspicious
    11:22 PM - Ross: shot him off once
    11:22 PM - Ross: a few minutes later, i see him again
    11:23 PM - Ross: shot him again
    11:23 PM - Ross: persistent little cunt is back a third time
    11:23 PM - Ross: so i shoot him
    11:23 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF ROSSMUM YOU FUKEN CUNT"
    11:23 PM - Ross: by this stage i'd had to switch locations, but i had enough kills in a row for an airstrike
    11:24 PM - Ross: guess where i called it
    11:24 PM - Ross:
    11:24 PM - Gurne: on his head?
    11:24 PM - Ross: checked the scoreboard two minutes later
    11:24 PM - Gurne: atop the sam launcher
    11:24 PM - Ross: oh dear, where'd he go
    11:24 PM - Ross: lmao
    11:24 PM - Gurne: gg
    11:24 PM - Ross: i was fucking choking from laughing so hard
    11:24 PM - Ross: but nothing compares to what i did to ace
    11:24 PM - Ross: that was just beautiful
    11:24 PM - Gurne: Yeah
    11:25 PM - Ross: the fact he could hear me rasping from not having enough air left to actually laugh made it even better
    11:25 PM - Ross: "kut, what... what are you doing..."
    11:25 PM - Ross: "k-kut..."
    11:25 PM - Ross: "HOLY FUCK HIS COMMANDER"
    11:25 PM - Ross: BOOM
    11:26 PM - Ross: *silence from ace, raucous laughter at 4am from me*
    11:26 PM - Gurne: LOL
    11:26 PM - Ross: i wish to god i'd filmed that
    11:26 PM - Ross: like
    11:26 PM - Ross: with a camera
    11:26 PM - Ross: to pick up us talking
    11:26 PM - Ross: mind you fraps would record that
    11:26 PM - Ross: but god
    11:26 PM - Ross: that was so perfect
    11:26 PM - Ross: he never saw it coming
    11:27 PM - Ross: he knew i was about to do something astonishingly malicious but he had no idea what
    11:27 PM - Gurne: You missed it when it was me/ace hivemind versus advid
    11:27 PM - Ross: now he doesn't play spring with me anymore
    11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid had our base zeroed with the
    11:27 PM - Gurne: what was it
    11:27 PM - Gurne: the fucking gatling artillery for the blue guys
    11:27 PM - Gurne: And we moved base like three times
    11:27 PM - Gurne: BUT
    11:27 PM - Gurne: Advid wasn't thorough
    11:27 PM - Gurne: so I was still in the original base
    11:27 PM - Gurne: I'm on skype with Ace
    11:27 PM - Gurne: With advid
    11:28 PM - Gurne: And I just start going
    11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    11:28 PM - Gurne: Ace looks over
    11:28 PM - Gurne: And all you see
    11:28 PM - Gurne: Is two nukes launching
    11:28 PM - Gurne: And he just starts going
    11:28 PM - Gurne: SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
    11:28 PM - Gurne: Then Advid's like
    11:28 PM - Gurne: wut
    11:28 PM - Ross: oh jesus
    11:28 PM - Ross: lmfao
    11:28 PM - Gurne: and suddenly
    11:28 PM - Gurne: BOOM
    11:28 PM - Gurne: nukes his base
    11:28 PM - Ross: that's like what maff did to the korean starcraft nerd
    11:28 PM - Gurne: Yeah
    11:28 PM - Gurne: Red dots all over the place
    11:28 PM - Gurne: etc
    11:28 PM - Ross: yeah
    11:29 PM - Ross: oh god
    11:29 PM - Ross: if you want to play with a malicious gamer, i'm your man though
    11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
    11:29 PM - Ross: the first time was assassination
    11:29 PM - Ross: i get railed in straight out games but i own at assassination
    11:29 PM - Ross: especially against sides where units who can see infiltrated shit aren't common
    11:29 PM - Ross: (ie not chaos)
    11:30 PM - Ross: i had a pretty respectable skyray battalion just rolling everyone nearby
    11:30 PM - Ross: my allies were both dead within 10 minutes
    11:30 PM - Ross: my base lasted half an hour or so and i destroyed about two or three large bases
    11:30 PM - Ross: but i planned ahead
    11:30 PM - Ross: i had literally a full cap of stealthsuits
    11:31 PM - Ross: and loads of devilfish
    11:31 PM - Ross: so i loaded my commander and a security detachment into one
    11:31 PM - Ross: all my builder units into another
    11:31 PM - Ross: and then sent the rest with my stealthsuits on fire support
    11:31 PM - Ross: fucking lol
    11:31 PM - Ross: i trashed at least 5 bases
    11:31 PM - Ross: built another three of my own
    11:32 PM - Ross: the game only ended when it did because after three and a half hours they were getting so raged they'd forfeit anyway
    11:32 PM - Ross: i'd been moving my units around so that even by the time my stealthsuits were dead, my commander still hadn't even been spotted
    11:32 PM - Gurne: Know what's a malicious tactic in C&C3 + Kane's Wrath?
    11:32 PM - Ross: so i went with him and trashed another two bases before they finally killed him
    11:33 PM - Ross: i killed something like 1,000 units for 200 losses or some shit
    11:33 PM - Ross: it was fucking incredible
    11:33 PM - Ross: and the best bit was, i have the demofile of the whole damn thing
    11:33 PM - Gurne: lol
    11:33 PM - Gurne: Kut
    11:33 PM - Gurne: If you ever get to play C&C3 with Kane's Wrath expansion
    11:33 PM - Ross: ~i am a fucking trollmasta~
    11:33 PM - Gurne: GDI
    11:33 PM - Ross: oh don't start me
    11:33 PM - Ross: ra1
    11:34 PM - Gurne: and build the structure that let's you get the MARV
    11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
    11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
    11:34 PM - Gurne: MARV basically VACUUMS fucking tib fields
    11:34 PM - Ross: ninety.
    11:34 PM - Gurne: So what do you do?
    11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
    11:34 PM - Gurne: Silo whore
    11:34 PM - Gurne: And just run the MARV
    11:34 PM - Ross: 11:34 PM - Ross: mammoth tanks.
    11:34 PM - Ross: ninety of them.
    11:34 PM - Gurne: through every fucking field
    11:34 PM - Gurne: you can find
    11:34 PM - Gurne: And I know
    11:34 PM - Ross: sorry that just kills everything
    11:34 PM - Ross: i had about 20 of each aircraft type
    11:34 PM - Ross: 50 of each other vehicle
    11:34 PM - Ross: hundreds of infantry
    11:34 PM - Gurne: But sucking up every last vestige of tiberium on the map
    11:34 PM - Gurne: is lul
    11:35 PM - Ross: and if it was a map with water and i capped an allied cy,
    11:35 PM - Ross: cruiser fire support
    11:35 PM - Ross: ...
    11:35 PM - Ross: now all of that
    11:35 PM - Ross: firing on one target at a time
    11:35 PM - Ross: gurne
    11:35 PM - Ross: try and imagine the maliciousness
    11:35 PM - Gurne: yeah
    11:35 PM - Ross: it's just too much to comprehend
    11:35 PM - Gurne: In DoW
    11:35 PM - Ross: OH
    11:35 PM - Ross: OH
    11:35 PM - Gurne: When Dreadnaughts were a fucking bitch
    11:35 PM - Gurne: To kill
    11:35 PM - Gurne: It was fun
    11:35 PM - Ross: did i tell you about the baneblade
    11:36 PM - Gurne: To just deepstrike them
    11:36 PM - Gurne: All over the person's base
    11:36 PM - Gurne: on like
    11:36 PM - Gurne: Whatever the red mode was called
    11:36 PM - Gurne: Where it was just
    11:36 PM - Gurne: Go berserker
    11:36 PM - Gurne: Holy shit that was lulz
    11:36 PM - Ross: duder
    11:36 PM - Ross: this kid
    11:36 PM - Ross: he had a baneblade.
    11:36 PM - Ross: and no sense.
    11:36 PM - Ross: he sent it unescorted into my main base
    11:36 PM - Ross: lmao what a stupid
    11:36 PM - Ross: i had stealthsuits
    11:36 PM - Ross: and i mean
    11:36 PM - Ross: a LOT of them
    11:37 PM - Ross: set up around my base
    11:37 PM - Gurne: You always send detectors with that shit
    11:37 PM - Ross: i blocked it from the front
    11:37 PM - Gurne: And if you don't
    11:37 PM - Gurne: You look for the little blue fucking things
    11:37 PM - Ross: and then jetted half right over it to block it from behind
    11:37 PM - Gurne: and just do the attack ground
    11:37 PM - Ross: because it was in a bottleneck
    11:37 PM - Ross: and absolutely trashed it
    11:37 PM - Ross: before he could react
    11:37 PM - Ross: he was so fucking mad
    11:37 PM - Ross: "FUCK OFF INVISIBLE CUNT"
    11:37 PM - Ross: the best part?
    11:37 PM - Ross: he did it again...
    11:38 PM - Ross: in the exact same spot...
    11:38 PM - Ross: with no detectors...
    11:38 PM - Gurne:
    11:38 PM - Ross: also this other game
    11:38 PM - Ross: my teammates both dropped out or got mown down
    11:38 PM - Ross: so it was me vs 3 guys who fancied themselves as pro
    11:38 PM - Ross: and as i was watching the demo i realised it showed their team chat as well as mine
    11:38 PM - Ross: so i was reading it
    11:38 PM - Ross: and they were so overconfident
    11:39 PM - Ross: they sent a massive combined army to attack me
    11:39 PM - Ross: i met it with my standard defensive tactic
    11:39 PM - Ross: which is to say
    11:39 PM - Ross: SKYRAY FIRING LINE
    11:39 PM - Ross: just missile barraged the fuck out of them
    11:39 PM - Ross: there were no survivors
    11:39 PM - Ross: literally none
    11:39 PM - Ross: and reading their team chat
    11:39 PM - Ross: lmfao
    11:39 PM - Ross: "uh
    11:39 PM - Ross: "dude...
    11:39 PM - Ross: "what?"
    11:40 PM - Ross: "he uh, he just owned you"
    11:40 PM - Ross: "WHAT"
    11:40 PM - Ross: "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL"
    11:40 PM - Ross: "ya he's good..."
    11:40 PM - Ross: then their whole team disconnected
    11:40 PM - Ross: lmbo i'm useless at dow
    11:41 PM - Ross: i only do well if my teammates buy me enough time to climb the tech ladder and mass my army
    11:41 PM - Ross: but once i get a full cap of skyrays
    11:41 PM - Ross: look the fuck out
    11:41 PM - Gurne: You should watch my buddy
    11:41 PM - Gurne: It's like
    11:41 PM - Gurne: Dude
    11:41 PM - Gurne: Why the fuck are you bothering
    11:41 PM - Gurne: sending in
    11:41 PM - Gurne: TWO
    11:41 PM - Gurne: landspeeders
    11:41 PM - Gurne: THen suddenly
    11:41 PM - Gurne: *rain of drop pods*
    11:42 PM - Gurne: *terminators, dreadnaughts, and all other nasty forms of FUCK YOUR BASE units appear*
    11:42 PM - Ross: there is nothing i love more than paratrooper/orbital drop/burrowing/etc units
    11:42 PM - Ross: so i can just pull a fucking massive army out of my arse and be like
    11:42 PM - Ross: "oh, oh dear"
    11:42 PM - Ross: "you appear to have just lost"
    11:42 PM - Ross: "welp"
    11:42 PM - Ross: i had the ee2 demo
    11:42 PM - Ross: that had territories and borders and shit right
    11:43 PM - Ross: and basic diplomacy which worked with the ais
    11:43 PM - Ross: so i started playing them off against each other while sneakily cutting their armies into bite-sized little pieces and then when i had them entirely cut off
    11:43 PM - Ross: WHOOPS LOL I DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE
    11:43 PM - Ross: SORRY ABOUT YOUR ARMY~
    11:44 PM - Ross: *steals completely undefended territories*
    11:44 PM - Ross: "ghengis khan has offered to surrended"
    11:44 PM - Ross: "LOL NOPE"
    11:44 PM - Ross: *razes every last structure to the ground*
    11:45 PM - Ross: god
    11:45 PM - Ross: that shit was awesome
    11:45 PM - Ross: (this is why you never get on my bad side in a game)
    11:45 PM - Gurne: heh
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    ross doesn't it strike you, that you said 17 things or so in a row, and all he replied with was heh? xD
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    not really, used to it
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    i'm sorry ross i tried but it's 7pm bro.

    couldnt read it sef.
    i'd read a bit get distracted lost where i was an re-read the same part only to forget it again before i got to the bottom of the quote.

    DAm you pen0r for messing with my brain
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by rossmum View Post
    not really, used to it
    it's like talking to you then.

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    11:29 PM - Ross: i raped in dow
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    heh
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