Favorite Halomaps Quotes

[English Mobster]

I was debating over whether to put this in Off-Topic, Tech, or here, and I finally decided on here because, well, it IS Halo-related. If a mod deems otherwise, please go ahead and move it.

Everyone who has been to Halomaps has a favorite quote. I rarely venture there (I don't even have an account), but when I do for some reason or another (this time because of a link a friend gave me), I always find a quote there which makes me laugh, either out of its sheer stupidity, or for some other random reason.

But when I went there this time, I found Dennis getting pissed at someone (who deserved it, of course, the fuckwad was trying to get around the 1 download at a time limit) and... Well, I've never seen him this angry. I don't go there a lot, so there may have been other times he's gotten madder, but hey.

So you're the selfish dickweed that is slowing things down for everyone else by trying to get around the 1 file at a time download limit. You self centered little brat. That policy was put in place not to inconvenience you but to insure that everyone gets a fair share of the bandwidth I am willing to spend my money on supplying you all these free files. FREE Files. FREE as in it doesn’t cost you a damn thing, as in I am the one paying for every single byte of bandwidth you drain from my servers. And all you can think about is how to get around a policy that makes it fair for everyone. How special you must think you are by taking bandwidth, which I pay for, away from everyone else when you download more than one file at a time. You don’t have a right to my bandwidth you only have a right to use it as I dictate. It’s all about you isn’t it? No one else is every going to want a fast download from the limited bandwidth I have? Noooo….. It’s Just for you right? WRONG! You disgust me you self important little thief you thoughtless malcontent, you "I have to get around a fair policy because I want to" person...

Oh... was I typing out loud? Sorry never mind...

Yea there are ways around it but only one file per IP per server.

http://forum.halomaps.org/index.cfm?...&topicID=26242
In the words of a Halomaps member:

I'm going to copy and paste that post and pm it to myself so that I will forever have proof that it is possible to seriously piss of Dennis and make him curse.

Yeah, I know it's not that good. But this thread really wasn't dedicated to that particular quote, I just want to see what other's favorite quotes were.

[Chainsy]

My sister is dead, she was raped at two different locations at the same time

[Sel]

that's my favorite one too

[RecycleBin]

but what about icewing is it a good map because ive just been reading about it is it worth downloading

Tell you what... just for today on a limited time offer I'll waive the fee to download the files and you can down load it for free and try it out. How does that sound?

This was funny.. How does that sound?

[Choking Victim]

People have favorite quotes from there?

[Corndogman]

I would quote my amazing post from yesterday, but I think Dennis deleted it. Though I did expect him too, since it was nothing but a massive flaming of RecycleBin, I won't deny that.

[RecycleBin]

I don't remember that.

[Higuy]

There's too many quotes to choose from!
I like the rapeing one though

[EvilLilElmo]

how do i make guys open there mouthes, and emochins. also, how to make him do an animation

I liked this one.

[ODX]

"How do I shot webs?"