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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    So noob, did she poor bleach down her throat right after, or 2 hours later when it hit her?
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Quote Originally Posted by sKc_Chains View Post
    So noob, did she poor bleach down her throat right after, or 2 hours later when it hit her?
    She was actually all like "haha, I kissed the cromson chin!" and i was all "achievment unlocked!" lulz were had
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    what does she look like

    if you're the crimson chin...,
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Noob is lying. The chin will never let him have a lady. He has a destiny to fulfill.

    With great chin, comes great responsibility.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    TomClancey

    Hey, a new ZP
    MetKiller joe

    Yes
    Duke Nukem: Forever is so awesome
    He describes it perfectly
    TomClancey

    Yep

    MetKiller joe


    such an AWESOME game
    TomClancey

    I bought it when it came out, loved every second of it.

    MetKiller Joe


    It was like an orgy for my eyes
    TomClancey

    Yeah pretty much
    Took me almost 600 hours to complete through it once!
    Still only at 10% completion.
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    1:26 PM - kolobus: btw
    1:26 PM - kolobus: did you see the cod mw2 2 minute gamep[lay trailer
    1:26 PM - MH434: nope
    1:26 PM - kolobus: i popped such a huge fucking boner my pants ripped and i knocked a sattelite out of orbit
    oh dear
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    that sounds like a boner of intergalactic proportions rossmum!

    you should use protection!
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    Recycle Bin1337: God, I really fucking hate spam.
    Cool Beans: why?
    Recycle Bin1337: I keep getting spam mail from some charity for kids in Africa.
    Cool Beans: i would love to hlp out i just wanna take all the african kids all release them into the jungle.
    Cool Beans: owai...........
    Recycle Bin1337: :O
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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3



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    Re: Post Your Quotes #3

    In 5th grade my teacher caught me masturbating during class. She made me come to the front of the class (pants still around my ankles) and finish in front of everyone.
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