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[rossmum]

4:46 PM - Nightlife: airport security is laughable
4:46 PM - Nightlife: so I was on a holiday in alaska where I went on a cruise with my family
4:46 PM - Nightlife: to get there from NC I took a plane to texas then a plane to vancouver where I got on the ship
4:46 PM - Nightlife: vancouver is awesome by the way
4:46 PM - Nightlife: anyway
4:47 PM - Nightlife: the ship lands in alaska
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and i take a plane from anchorage to vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: going through security to get on the plane to texas from vancouver
4:47 PM - Nightlife: they x-ray my backpack as per usual
4:47 PM - Nightlife: and they search it and take out this tiny sheet metal wrench I've had in there since middle school
4:48 PM - Nightlife: "you can't take tools on planes we'll have to confiscate this"
4:48 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:48 PM - Nightlife: keep in mind that that wrench made it through security checkpoints many many times before getting there
4:48 PM - Kestrel: gonna take the plane apart in midair
4:48 PM - Kestrel: you fuckin terrorist
4:48 PM - Nightlife: not to mention all the way to vancouver from NC
4:48 PM - Nightlife: i have my 5.25" KA-BAR in my backpack and I didn't realize it
4:49 PM - Kestrel: don't tell me
4:49 PM - Kestrel: they missed it
4:49 PM - Nightlife: and that managed to get through security at the RDU airport in NC, the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport in Texas, AND that EXACT SAME AIRPORT in Vancouver
4:49 PM - Kestrel: LOL
4:49 PM - Nightlife: other items I've slipped through airport security that they should have gotten post-9/11 have been:
4:49 PM - Nightlife: roman candles
4:49 PM - Nightlife: a screwdriver
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a couple forks
4:50 PM - Nightlife: yeah, they banned forks on airplanes over here
4:50 PM - Nightlife: heaven forbid I try to eat my food like a civilized human being
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle rocket
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a bottle of lighter fluid
4:50 PM - Nightlife: various folding knives
4:50 PM - Nightlife: a butterfly knife
4:51 PM - Nightlife: and a 14" machete
4:51 PM - Nightlife: HOW DO YOU MISS A MACHETE THAT'S ALMOST AS LONG AS MY ARM
4:51 PM - Nightlife: er
4:51 PM - Nightlife: as long as my forearm

additionally,

4:49 PM - kolobus: people are still paranoid all around the world
4:49 PM - kolobus: airport security is going to be tight for years and years
4:49 PM - kolobus: maybe even forever
4:50 PM - Kestrel: dad has a tan and had black hair and a bushy moustache
4:50 PM - Kestrel: he ALWAYS got pulled aside
4:50 PM - Kestrel: literally ALWAYS
4:50 PM - kolobus: its more along the lines of him perhaps using a wrench as a weapon or something
4:50 PM - Kestrel: meanwhile good blonde-haired blue-eyed ross and his green-eyed mum both got through unmolested
4:51 PM - Kestrel: granted he looked like some distant relo of saddam but seriously
4:51 PM - Kestrel: and as soon as they found out he wasn't a muslim they let him go
4:51 PM - Kestrel: lmao
4:51 PM - Kestrel: us airport security: not racist. totally.

[Bodzilla]

Whats emmzee up too ?

[Cagerrin]

If you(parents) didn't exist, then I wouldn't exist at all. But someone would exist with no part of me in him, who would be me.

seriously what the shit

[Rob Oplawar]

(08:02:37 PM) roboplawar: http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...2/BILD0019.jpg
(08:02:42 PM) roboplawar: *jaw drops*
(08:05:55 PM) cbn22@email.vccs.edu: OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD

He said it.

[Sever]

He said it.

Taken out of context, yes.

roboplawar (10:02:33 PM): http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/m...2/BILD0019.jpg
roboplawar (10:02:38 PM): *jaw drops*
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:53 PM): what
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:56 PM): it's ross
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:02:57 PM): so
roboplawar (10:03:22 PM): ross acting like a good citizen?
roboplawar (10:03:23 PM): no
roboplawar (10:03:26 PM): not a citizen
roboplawar (10:03:30 PM): a fucking enlisted soldier
roboplawar (10:03:32 PM): :O
roboplawar (10:03:35 PM):
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:38 PM): you didn't know that?
roboplawar (10:03:42 PM): i did
roboplawar (10:03:46 PM): but to see ross like that
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:46 PM): he3ll, even i knew that
roboplawar (10:03:50 PM): yes
roboplawar (10:03:52 PM): i know
roboplawar (10:03:54 PM): but to see it
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:03:59 PM): meh
roboplawar (10:04:09 PM): you must not know ross that well
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:04:54 PM): i just don't really care
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:07 PM): a facet of him has an internet persona
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:10 PM): so what
roboplawar (10:05:19 PM): you're no fun to talk to
roboplawar (10:05:21 PM): you know that?
roboplawar (10:05:27 PM): you're supposed to say
roboplawar (10:05:37 PM): "OMG INO RITE" "LIKE OHMAYGAWD"
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:51 PM): OMG INO RITE LIKE OHMAYGAWD
cbn22@email.vccs.edu (10:05:58 PM): happy now?

[ExAm]

Shame on you Rob, snipping out huge portions of the convo like that :C

[p0lar_bear]

The point being last time I saw Ross's picture, he looked NOTHING like he does there.

[DEElekgolo]

10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: i would stick my RAM into her motherboard
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my cpu into her socket
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my card into her slot...
10:31 PM - Rawlbwoi: or my mic into her port.

[rossmum]

Nathan says:
smh.com.au/opinion/sarkozy-abuses-the-freedom-the-french-have-fought-for-20090624-cwp7.html
Nathan says:
more like the freedom the french surrendered to lose then got back when the allies invaded

HEH

[n00b1n8R]

bodzilla says:
Pen0r came late
later
and finished the job
lol
Terrence says:
so late you couldn't even finish yourself
heh
bodzilla says:
nah man
she couldnt handle the truth is all i'm saying
Terrence says:
you called your pen0r "the truth"?
bodzilla says:
but yeah
he's the truth and reconciliation
he is the truth
Terrence says:
oh lawd
HE IS THE SNIPER LEVEL
LOL
LOL
bodzilla says:
and he makes a hole lotta reconciliatation
thats right
he's got a long hard barrell
Terrence says:
AND EXTRA AMMO
bodzilla says:
and can shoot massive distance
Terrence says:
MORE THAN YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO HAVE
ROFL
bodzilla says:
for max damage
Terrence says:
BEST
ANALOGY
EVER
bodzilla says:
with extra ammo
Terrence says:
i'm totally calling my dick the T&R now
roflmfao
bodzilla says:
quote thread it
i dare you

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED