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[OmegaDragon]

[11:12] My Friend: I need to slow down
[11:12] Me: O_o
[11:13] My Friend: I've just used 30 gig's of storage space on music
[11:13] Me: Meh, that's what you have me for.
[11:14] My Friend: YES!! I can delete my 30 gigs and make you sing me the song I want to hear?
[11:14] Me: Yes. Or I can supply you with all of your storage needs.
[11:14] My Friend: like a filing cabinet?
[11:15] Me: Yes
[11:15] Me: You can print off all of your data in binary and save in it a cabinet
[11:16] My Friend: weak
[11:16] My Friend: how much does that hold?
[11:16] Me: Does what?
[11:16] Me: A cabinet?
[11:16] My Friend: fo sho
[11:16] My Friend: is there like 60 gigs?
[11:16] Me: Lemme calculate
[11:17] My Friend: are you serious?
[11:17] Me: Yes
[11:17] My Friend: do it.
[11:18] Me: Well, we can say that the average song is 4MB
[11:18] My Friend: agreed
[11:18] My Friend: unless it's a Skillet song..cause their like 7, 8MB
[11:19] Me: 4MB = 33554432 bits
[11:20] Me: One bit would be a 1 or 0
[11:20] My Friend: DUDE
[11:20] My Friend: I just finished my 30.5 GB file of 277 hip hop albums
[11:20] Me: One printed page hold approx 6460 characters
[11:22] Me: So one song would take 5194 pages
[11:22] My Friend: so..for time's sake..we're looking at about a .4 gig file cabinet
[11:23] Me: Doubtful
[11:24] Me: Average paper is 24lb/ream or .0048" per sheet
[11:26] Me: So, we're looking at about 25" of space needed for one song
[11:27] Me: Looking at my file cabinet of average thickness, I would say that one drawer is about 18" deep
[11:28] Me: And the average file cabinet has 4 drawers
[11:28] Me: So we're talking 72" of space
[11:29] Me: Or 2.89 songs per cabinet
[11:29] Me: So one cabinet holds about 11.55MB of space
[11:30] My Friend: lol, holy ****
[11:30] Me: Or, about .01128GB
[11:30] Me: Satisfied?
[11:31] My Friend: what if I wanted 30 seconds of the songs
[11:32] Me: Well, you'd have to put in some tabs
[11:32] Me: that way you could just flip to your favorite part of the song
[11:33] My Friend: good call

Not mine

[n00b1n8R]

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

I have to try this

[Siliconmaster]

I have to try this

That sounds both embarrassing and uncomfortable. o_o

[English Mobster]

[22:14] Heathen3483: so apparently
[22:15] Heathen3483: at a local college
[22:15] Heathen3483: if your roomate commits suicide
[22:15] Heathen3483: you get an automatic 4.0 for the semester
[22:15] Heathen3483: ima pick me a good one
[22:15] English Mobster: Heathen
[22:15] Heathen3483: and push them over the edge
[22:15] Heathen3483: free ride
[22:15] English Mobster: come to college with me
[22:15] Heathen3483: rofl
[22:15] English Mobster: so i can kill you
[22:15] Heathen3483: heh
[22:15] English Mobster: and make it look like a suicide
[22:15] English Mobster: =D
[22:15] Heathen3483:

Heathen, c'mere honey...

[Siliconmaster]

Omg we have that rule too! Wait, define "local".. o_0

[n00b1n8R]

What logic is behind that O___o

[klange]

What logic is behind that O___o

They completely neglect the possibility that you could "not like" your roommate and automatically assume you're best buds. Therefore, the suicide will undoubtedly kill your emotional status.

[rossmum]

So even if you know fuck all, they just give it to you anyway out of sympathy?

Great! I'm sure we need more barely-qualified morons wrecking everyone else's shit because they got everything on a silver platter!

[Roostervier]

unless it was a childhood friend ive known since i was three, the suicide of any of my friends wouldn't really affect me tbh

(i dont have any of those hth)

[Jean-Luc]

Great! I'm sure we need more barely-qualified morons wrecking everyone else's shit because they got everything on a silver platter!

THANK YOU