Discussing the GI Joe movie in relation to the new Halo movie possibility. Bear with it, it gets funny.
thejuicyllama (2:05:24 AM): I went and saw G I Joe
siliconmaster482 (2:05:25 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:05:27 AM): it was horrible
thejuicyllama (2:05:28 AM): lol
siliconmaster482 (2:05:29 AM): lmao
thejuicyllama (2:05:33 AM): as expected
thejuicyllama (2:05:40 AM): some friends were fans of the series as kids though
thejuicyllama (2:05:43 AM): so... yar
siliconmaster482 (2:05:47 AM): heh
siliconmaster482 (2:05:50 AM): what was bad about it?
thejuicyllama (2:06:03 AM): the story, CG, compositing
thejuicyllama (2:06:06 AM): the CG
thejuicyllama (2:06:09 AM): CG
siliconmaster482 (2:06:09 AM): I'm trying to take into account that the same script writer did the new halo script
thejuicyllama (2:06:11 AM): CG
thejuicyllama (2:06:13 AM): hahahaha
siliconmaster482 (2:06:16 AM): hahaha
thejuicyllama (2:06:26 AM): the story for G I Joe was terrible too
siliconmaster482 (2:06:30 AM): oh god
thejuicyllama (2:06:33 AM): it was good for the first hour
thejuicyllama (2:06:41 AM): then they did the stupidest fucking thing ever
siliconmaster482 (2:06:42 AM): ?
thejuicyllama (2:07:06 AM): well the main guy is all boo hoo over losing his girl 4 years ago
thejuicyllama (2:07:18 AM): and it just happens that they end up on opposing forces
thejuicyllama (2:07:28 AM): he's a Joe, she's... the other one
siliconmaster482 (2:07:34 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:07:44 AM): and they're fighting all throughout the movie
thejuicyllama (2:07:54 AM): like... physically
thejuicyllama (2:07:54 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:08:14 AM): then at the end the guy is getting the shit kicked out of him by some other guys while he's handcuffed and such
thejuicyllama (2:08:25 AM): and she's flashing back to like... all the happy moments they had together
thejuicyllama (2:08:42 AM): and they end up falling back in love like... four minutes after trying to kill each other
thejuicyllama (2:08:46 AM): it's just dumb as fuck
siliconmaster482 (2:08:47 AM): o_o
siliconmaster482 (2:08:52 AM): oh dear.
thejuicyllama (2:08:59 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:09:05 AM): other than that though
thejuicyllama (2:09:13 AM): the story was actually a lot better than I was expecting
siliconmaster482 (2:09:21 AM): ok, first good thing you've said so far
siliconmaster482 (2:09:22 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:09:25 AM): the ninja characters had decent character development and such
siliconmaster482 (2:09:49 AM): and since Halo doesn't have a real love story or anything, there won't be all that much to screw up
siliconmaster482 (2:09:52 AM): lol
thejuicyllama (2:09:57 AM): cortana
thejuicyllama (2:09:58 AM): somehow
thejuicyllama (2:10:02 AM): <3
siliconmaster482 (2:10:09 AM): I was trying not to think about that plot point.
thejuicyllama (2:10:11 AM): or that elite from the end of H1 legendary
siliconmaster482 (2:10:15 AM): LOL
thejuicyllama (2:10:17 AM): and Johnson
thejuicyllama (2:10:27 AM): there's always that
siliconmaster482 (2:10:33 AM): Modacity quotes thread
siliconmaster482 (2:10:36 AM): nao.
[22:31] =Σ= Donut: its not that im anti female or anything either
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: it just seems that back when the males played the main parts things wernt as bad
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: the country wasnt in a state of disrepair
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: drunk driving wasnt causing as many deaths
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: we didnt have a black president
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: we were actually winning wars
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: etc...
[22:32] =Σ= Donut: i think this is a massive bitch slap from karma
[22:33] ICEE: so the theoretical idea of a female protagonist is dooming america?
[22:33] =Σ= Donut: yes
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