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[Cagerrin]

Basically, you only really need to read the bear-related posts, I'm just too lazy to re-arrange a thread this big.

E: Gah, just realized none of the images are there, all you need to know is that the OP's image was this.

[Futzy]

[DEElekgolo]

Already posted.

[Futzy]

wrong thread bro

[Ganon]

(AoG) Rook: who puts vinegar on fish and chips
(AoG) Rook: only the english!
[HIV]zero | acbluflame: I don't :O
(AoG) Rook: by the way
(AoG) Rook: I get chicken instead of the fish lol
(AoG) Rook: fuck fish
[HIV]zero | acbluflame: you black?

oh my god when I'm in germany I go to this place called nordsee, best fish and chips ever...

[Chainsy]

Rhode Islander Lyncher: Fuck dude
=Σ= Guidario: i caught a botter
=Σ= Guidario: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i am like
Rhode Islander Lyncher: stunned
Rhode Islander Lyncher: have you ever tried mastuirbating while drinking an energy drink?
=Σ= Guidario: no
Rhode Islander Lyncher: its like amazing
=Σ= Guidario: one of the few things i havent tried
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i just fapped for 50 minutes straight non stop full speed
Rhode Islander Lyncher: holy shit
Rhode Islander Lyncher: was amazing
Rhode Islander Lyncher: but FUCK I HAVE CARPET BURN
Rhode Islander Lyncher: like my cock is dead now
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i just tried flexing it
Rhode Islander Lyncher: i think a piece fell off
Rhode Islander Lyncher:
=Σ= Guidario: ROFL
Rhode Islander Lyncher: OH GOD I MADE A HOLE IN THE WALL WITH MY SKEET
Rhode Islander Lyncher: is skeet supposed to lgow green?
=Σ= Guidario: omfg
=Σ= Guidario: that happened to you too?
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: at least its not blood
Rhode Islander Lyncher: :X
=Σ= Guidario: oh fuck
Rhode Islander Lyncher: lol
Rhode Islander Lyncher: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS SLOWLY TURNING BLACK
Rhode Islander Lyncher: IDK IF THIS IS A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING

Rhode islander lyncher- chains
Guido fuck- donut

[Rob Oplawar]

Ok, I admit it, I laughed.

[n00b1n8R]

Rhode Islander Lyncher: OH MY GOD MY DICK IS SLOWLY TURNING BLACK
Rhode Islander Lyncher: IDK IF THIS IS A GOOD THING OR A BAD THING

Well you know what they say about black guys

[Cagerrin]

It took... 20 years to collect that much, and you use it as lube?

[Donut]

Continuation of what chains posted

[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: im sorry im a bit tipsy
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and not from beer dude
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: power bar
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: decided to make thier shit more insane
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: what they did
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: was get the caffiene ammount of 2 cups of coffee
[00:06] Rhode Islander Lyncher: electolytes of a gatorade bottle
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and all this other shit
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: compress it into a fucking gel packet
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and put it in boxes of 50
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and ship them out
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i want to stay up late but i spritned 4 miles
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: chugged one
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i cant sit still
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: everything is like vibrating
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: in a non kinky way
[00:07] Rhode Islander Lyncher: its amazing
[00:08] =Σ= Guidario: ok
[00:08] =Σ= Guidario: remeber what you told me about energy drinks
[00:08] Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes
[00:08] =Σ= Guidario: fap now
[00:08] Rhode Islander Lyncher: dude the thing is like a burnt nub
[00:08] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i have to walk like ive been fucked sideways by a horse
[00:09] Rhode Islander Lyncher: idk if ill be bale to fap for 3 weeks
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: oh dude
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: this reminds me
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: speaking of tipsy
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: last night i got wasted
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: like vodka mixed with coke 2 bottles wasted
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well one bottole mixed with coke
[00:10] Rhode Islander Lyncher: like coca cola
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: anyways the other one i drank using beer as a fucking chaser
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: anyways im smashed
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and i ate bbq wings
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well i had to take ahuge shit
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well i go in there and its god awful
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: burning my ass hole and shit
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well i get up and its fuckng steaming from the toilet
[00:11] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well when im drunk i have shit memory
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i did want to see it so i jsut slammed the lid shut
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: then i jsut fucking walked off, forgetting to flush
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: no see, its gone
[00:12] =Σ= Guidario: omfg
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well i come back about anh our later to piss and still smashed as ever
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: and i reach to open the lid
[00:12] Rhode Islander Lyncher: all i feel is heat generating from the lid
[00:13] =Σ= Guidario: dude holy shit lol
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well for some odd reason this sets me into a fucking nostalgic mud slide back to when i wa sin pre school and the teacher is yelling about how when a door knob is hot, it means theres a fir eon the other side and to run
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher: well i apply this to the toilet
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i scream like a little bitch and sprint to the phone and call 911
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher: yelling theres a fire in my house
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher:
[00:13] Rhode Islander Lyncher: firemen come
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i point to toilet
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: they leave
[00:14] =Σ= Guidario: ROFL OMG
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i wake up with hangover
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i know anytime now i am going to be boned with a huge fucking fine
[00:14] =Σ= Guidario: holy shit was this a dream or did this shit happen
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: i just wonder why im not in jail
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher:
[00:14] =Σ= Guidario: this belongs on modacity
[00:14] =Σ= Guidario: do you agree?
[00:14] Rhode Islander Lyncher: yes